Unauthorized Advertising Attempt

[Blanc Weber]

Explanation:

The Citizen-Unit known as Timothy C. May is a well-known subversive 
given to the wide dissemination of disinformation and not expected to 
comply with Authorities, regulations, or advertising fee schedules.

There is no mistaking him:   in our exhaustive search through all the 
phone books on the National Database, there was only one.

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