CARE -- Crypto Abuse Resistance Education

[joshua geller]

>   > what is even more threatening than this is DARE and similar programs
>   > that encourage people to nark on their friends and family.

>   "My Daddy types strange things on his computer, and, like, I've heard
>   him talk about PGP."

>   "Thank you, Pavel, for reporting this. The Computer Authority is very
>   concerned about such unauthorized uses of computers. That's why we
>   have the CARE program in all 5th and 6th grade classes. Now, wait in
>   the Principal's office for the nice lady from Child Protective
>   Services to pick you up for your nice vacation."

I fully expect that, barring some major change in current trends, in ten
years or less people will be leaving the US as refugees in search of
freedom in eastern europe.

I wish I was joking.

josh