Calling all Looters Arsonists Shooters, Assaulters, The United Networks needs you UN peace-keepers sought in cyberspace and anyplace. We want big-tent-anarchists, socialists, investors, opportunist hipsters, down and out capitalists, unemployed workerists, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaus, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ-grinders, rag-pickers, knife-grinders, Tinkers and beggars. Then all the well-armed, high-tech, drug-taking, survivalist, martial-arts, black-marketeering, tax-dodging, life-extensionist, freethinking, fake-ID-tripping Discordian master criminals. Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, manques, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and recovering Methodists. WELCOME to the UN REVOLUTION!