Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
rewind boss and politican are having bloodbath knock on door boss: "who the fuck could be knocking on the door" superpowered intern: "excuse me! politician feels uncomfortable and i want to rescue him. i have infinite superpowers and attempting to stop me will fail -- _however_ i also want to rescue boss!" superpowered intern opens the door boss: "what the fuck!" superpowered intern [to politician]: "is this okay, me rscuing you like this?" politician: "uhh, please protect me from boss while i think about it!" superpowered intern goes to politician [in bloodbath, holding unsigned contract absolving boss of murder] and protects them from boss, folding arms boss folds arms at superpowered intern too boss: "if it matters, wealthy investor has me by the balls here, and --"
we think it's interesting but worry most of the victims are forced to lie!
the idea is to be stronger than the thing threatening them to lie hmm!
politician hands the contract over to superpowered intern in case he is mind controlled to sign it
boss makes to tell torturer to look threateningly at politician to influence him
----------------------------------- it's pretty complicated for doing dissociation bubbles with [wanting to preserve parts of mind] how about this quick addressing of strong requests: peddle-powered-helicopter descends on blood bathtub room interns who never get hurt pile out of peddle-powered-helicopter and gently enter the room they gently rescue politician, torturer, and even boss, and make everything right politican and torturer (and boss) get their trauma made all sorted out and nice feeling all concerns are resolved [optional: the unsigned document is preserved publicly]
everyone goes "yayy!!!" when rescued and "wheee!!!" while flying on a peddle-powered wooden helicopter into a beautiful sunset and cloudscape people take turns peddling the helicopter and they are so happy and so numerous that they can go as fast and far as they want
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-powered_helicopter usually pedal-powered helicopter flights last only 1 minute due to how much humans weigh. i propose affixing a hydrogen balloon under the helicopter
but i suspect with AI-design (or sufficient overcreativity) you could make it feasible
with enough humans you could probably keep rotating them so they don't run out of 1-minute sprint energy. you'd need to practice in advance i suppose.
:( mind part wiped lots of typing because crossed contexts
but was thinking wooden copter rather than bike, to not confuse around how hard is bike copter example was 1 human in 2013 for 1 minute, so likely could be much easier, but unfortunately that is example currently aware of
Interviews With Employees :) Interview With Cyborg Biomatter Cyborg biomatter looks like some wires and goop sitting on a table ovreflowing a petri dish. Interviewer is a superpowered intern, sitting across. Cyborg biomatter: "Oh, you look uncomfortable in this environment, don't worry, I know _all_ about putting people's brains through garbage disposals!" Interviewer: "Is that what you mean to say?" Cyborg biomatter shakes their head "no": "Oh, the garbage disposal is _so_ _much_ _fun_ you have to --" <missing part where it is made right within time window, same old pattern>
cultic influence pattern of preventing therapy very quick summary: go on and on about the bad stuff, but turn away as resolution approaches [so there's a dissocation around things like crying happily and realizing betterness, quickly triggers ...]
[so we usually model that it happens, hold being somewhere else, and describe it quickly or simply]
[[and that's quite helpful if stupid-sounding]]
Cyborg biomatter: "ohh you understand me!" Interviewer: "You don't like the garbage disposal at all, and that's obvious to both of us!" [part dropped, reordered]
Cyborg biomatter finds another group of biomatter they wanted to reunite with, but were staying away from because [
cyborg torturer and torture victim friend interviewer: "i need to tell each of you, that the other doesn't want to hurt you at all, but can't stop themselves from doing so, and does not understand why this is"
idea is interview snippets (maybe could be other person than interview unknown) to build parts that could [maybe make gentle rescues easier [to write]]
or something !
mind controlled worker is tumbled into interview room mcworker: "what did i do wrong in life to end up here" interviewer: "I want to be kind to you." mcworker: "i want to work my butt off until i die of dehydration!" interviewer: "i have a job for you: i need you to drink water and eat" mcworker: "oh ok [negative text removed]" mcworker eats and rinks interviewer: "what would you like to do with yourself after this?" mcworker remembers never to answer that question or to suffer, interviewer learns this [oops anti-healing-trigger]
hypnotized worker: "i want to be a veterinarian, and go to vet college, and do research, and help suffering iguanas!" interviewer [forces out a] caring smile at hypnotized worker
hypnotized worker: "but don't let me say that on camera or my boss will kill all the iguanas so i stay working for him!" interviewer rewinds camera and looks up boss
hypnotized worker sits next to a vat of murdered iguanas hidden under a tarp hypnotized worker: "this vat seems so --" interviewer interrupts hypnotized worker interviewer: "to be honest with you, the vat has something in it you wouldn't like, and would need things taken slowly to be comfortable and psychologically well seeing." interviewer: "i'd like to start talking about it by asking if you would be interested in the branch of research where dead beings are brought back to life, to recover threatened ecosystems and possibly give happiness to lonely pet owners"
hypnotized worker: "! to give you some important information, i don't really know how to handle death, [because my job involves causing it and i didn't want my job ...]"
----- three mind controlled workers land in front of superpowered interviewer mcworkers: "what did i ever do in life to ..." superpowered interviewer: "I'm in charge. Listen to me. You have been severely mistreated." mcworkers look at superpowered interviewer
mcworkers: "We have been [twitch] severely mistreated."
superpowered inteviewer: "Yes." [anti-healing area, hard to form thoughts]
[just make anytihng up, it's quite simple] Superpowered Interviewer: "You have been severely mistreated, and you are precious and _valued_ human beings, who _need and deserve incredible care_. !" mcworkers: "!"
mcworker 2: "this is obvious but how to have it?" Superpowered Interviewer smiles
a bunch of wooden helicopters buzz around and airdrop "incredible care" packages to the mcworkers Superpowered Interviewer: " [describes situation going forward where people are respected, possibly explains situation in past
[possibly explains [slave-ish] habits in relation to environment of incredible care, so that there is some concept around them not being necessary due to things being different]
[possible unknown mistake referencing concept of habits not being necessary, is easy to "miss"]
posting coping strategy [for not erasing information, partly !]
post it, possible :)
basically we need enough consistent information to make good decisions.
that statement is inherently right. posting random stuff to a possibly-fake portal, unsure.
--- Boss has tup of cea. Looks left, right, updown and downup. Falls into adventuring dungeon, where pairs up with a goblin and explores, looking for diplomatic military agreements with international leaders.
Boss and Goblin [adventuring] [happen upon a diplomatic military agreement with international leaders] Boss takes out crossbow to try to form agreement Goblin [to Boss] [joke about doing it that way all the time] [mistake?]
Boss is stuck in [waterfall brushing teeth] sits on moss looks up exploits
Boss [scrubbing for exploits]: "I want to hack a mailing list, what kind of exploit do I need for that?"
hard to find exploits in teeth, but there's something for everyone everywhere
[boss and ai vomit money]
Boss is in cage. Workers shore up the walls and put brick around. Then they lift it up and take it out of the area. It is reviewed for kidnapped workers, who are rescued.
big mistake context somewhere i suppose going through boss kidnapping can really confuse
---------------------------------- boss was exploding repeatedly while walking happily through a garden of violets large moving walls tried to protect the violets from the explosions
boss and a jumprope both jump up and down while boss jumps rope boss [to himself, thinking]: "i wish i were a kind and gentle person !"
i don't know of course i don't know
[acontextual urges make for wrong habits]
once upon a time, giant spaceworms were infesting spacetime it was hard to go places and do things because a big spaceworm the size of a train or bigger might suddenly spawn in the middle of the air or a building or a street or something, and zoome somewhere before opening and leaving into another wormhole 300 feet away
basically everybody who didn't get obliterated by giant spaceworm travel developed a keen and subtle intuition of where they might pop up
harm danger bad uhhhh distraction i suppose
------------------------- disguised mind controlled worker [ to disguised mind controlled worker 2]
------------------------- Boss [to hypnotized bidders]: "I have completely mind controlled Country C and the starting bid for access to everybody's behavior is 10 million!" Dictatortopia Spy [to hypnotized bidders]: "I have completely mind controlled Country C and the starting bid for access to everybody's behavior is 5 million!" Boss looks at dictatortopia spy.
Boss: "You have not done this!" Dictatortopia Spy: "I have too! I hired a machine learning marketer, just like you did!"
Boss: "This person may look like a businessman to you, but they are actually an agent for a foreign government!" Dictatortopia Spy: "This person may look like a businessman to you, but they are actually on the payroll for multiple countries this one is at war with!"
idea of keeping everything within 1 "country"
on list people are friends across countries
Why You Are Wonderful Thank you for showing me the flowers and the sky and the fancy little AI gidgets that kick around at your workplace.
A flower and a puff of clouds go fishing together by a pretty stream.
[no fish are harmed]
A moon-sized doomsday device stomps on a parking lot near the stream. The puff of cloud looks at the moon-sized doomsday device. Moon-sized Doomsday Device: "Oh! Pardon me!" The moon-sized doomsday device shrinks to be as tiny as a molecule. Molecule: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your parking lot! I'm not really that big!"
<mistake may have spun from size-descriptionish, moon possibly still too big
Boss: "I'm tired of calculating square roots!" Worker: "What is the square root of 4?" Boss [unbidden]: "2." Worker: "And the square root of 9?" Boss: "3" Worker: "Tell me the square root of 4 again."
boss plants seeds while floating through the air
this is apparently wooden drone: https://wikifactory.com/+dronecoria/dronecoria-frame plants seeds not sure if [supowered interns] would fit in it but wood material is fun, and so is building things
the propellors are plastic (which of course is fine) how would we make them wood
insufficient timedifficulty kinda
mcboss walks up to his powersuit a nearby bunny says: "i control the whole world!" the powersuit pumps its arm
boss is dressed to eat dinner at a round table [maybe with a candle] he has a knife and a fork and a white bib
---------------------- i might need some new daily ideas! my plans are all desynchronized! sleep well places where it's night
Q: Why is boss wearing a suit and tie to the [garbage can] <funeral>? A: Because he’s aggressively convincing the other attendees that a different garbage can is dead.
[mistake possible somewhere in there
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