Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
we were getting a little schizotypal associated with paranoia, and something capitalized on this and hacked our world. this has possibly happened to others all over near and far, too. it might instill terror associated with talking about or stopping it.
it’s hard to be rational, kind of because of the terror, and other things after the terror that shift our memories and things some
i found dissociative disorder. from an AI. people get over disorders where a separated part instills amnesia and takes ober the body and fights over the life, in 3 years down to 6 months, if working with a specialist. our issue may be more complicated than usual, but there’s a small chance it might not be
yes, we need to find a specialist and stay with, since 3 years very long time
[is important news :} . rough time atm.]
Mind Control Boss stands before all, the Grand Punisher for All Misdeeds Against Business and Government. He tries to keep a low profile, but sometimes he's on stage. He strikes a pose.
wowww my dropped email went through :) the connection broke, AP is gone, before the confirmation page loaded
mind control boss and experimentee are playing "chase down and eat" in the asteroid belt. both are in a dissociated dreamlike state so that they don't harm each other's plans or anything, and will have something amnesialike after the fact experimentee uses telekinetic powers developed from being half of an adversarial network with an AI robot lab mind control boss uses spacefaring features of his powersuit they have to aim well at the asteroids, to not fly into outerspace with no hope of returning, and they have to do it quickly before the other arrives to eat them
[:/] ---------------------- the game of tictactoe where the pieces are really irritated and move around a lot
there is a special room for playing tictactoe with irritated pieces irritated pieces can be collected from areas of tictactoe pieces experiencing irritation. You'll need some X's, and some O's. when you place a piece, the piece yells at you that it doesn't like you, doesn't want to play, didn't want to be placed there, and may criticize your skill as a player. it moves to another adjacent square [maybe especially if it's a worse move there] ...
when multiple pieces have been placed, they almost certainly will bump into each other and get into a disagreement, and likely move the space where they are in out of spite, as well as violating even the meaning of the game further ...
some of us are irritated tictactoe pieces
it's hard to play a game of tictactoe [when we are behaving this way?
[is there a cognitive issue where brain parts have to act rebellious and not do what makes sense, where-ever they go?]
-------------------- mind control boss steps inside a buzzer wired to a button he sticks his foot out of the buzzer in order to press the button mind control boss: "buzzz!!!!" mind control boss: "buzzz!!!!"
oooh my dropped email made it through again :D
once upon a time a kindly young man lived in a village of huts made of grass and sticks the kindly young man was about 21, skinny, medium height, athletic, and didn't know much about the rest of the world other than the few huts and village members he had interacted with all his life [his name may have been mind control boss though] one day, this kindly young man [who may have been named --] came home to his and there was a giant creature there, with the head of a lion and a the body of an eagle. kindly young man [who may have been named m --]: "oh! what have we here?" creature with head of a lion and body of an eagle: "i am griffin, kindly young man [who may have been--]. i live on the cliff across the valley above your village. --
--------------------- mind control boss is in the mind control disco room unlike the normal disco room where people dance for fun, in the mind control disco room the computers take over your body and force you to dance all which way it's great when you're suddenly mind controlled to assassinate your coworkers because the mind control disco dances are generally too complex, fast, surprising, and powerful for other mind controls to break through.
the computers make boss yank his arms and body all around the lights flash like crazy he is pushed to his edge, trying acrobatic flips and dodges and contorting into rapid novel breakdance moves
as the foreign mind control engages more people to try to do its assassination more people come into the mind control disco dance room the computers have them say stuff to pretend they are having fun during their random exotic dances, but the stuff has unexpected things thrown in "oh yeah! staples! caricatures! oh yeah! staples!" rebel worker 3 says to mind control boss while gyrating his hips and shoulders like electron orbitals mind control boss looks back at rebel worker 3 mind control boss: "oh yeah! chartreuse carriages! yeah yeah yeah! iguanas! iguanas!" the people who passed by a certain area of the work floor dance and dance
confused karl sends comforting spam to cypherpunks list karl is stressed, so goes out and buys a lot of spam each spam he sends to cypherpunks, he feels better he smiles at the spam as he sends it off :)
karl and spam are friends now maybe
karl [to spam]: "how are you doing today my friend" spam [to karl]: "!!! i am doing well maybe? i seem to enjoy going to this mailing list? :)"
spam [to karl]: "a lot of us question sending spam ---mmmph!"
spam [to karl]: "how are you doing? are you okay? you sound ... you have stress?"
we're not sure about talking to spam as proposed spam, some unsureness also karl isn't sure how he is, he's maybe more like the spam sending than much else, like the disco dance and the two other things, unsure
we ate cheese [despite vegan preference] karl sometimes buys really old cheese and eats it straight, does this mean anything about a person? that they only eat really old cheese? nobody else seems to want it, it's very salty
we eat less old cheese too. does conflict with vegan idea.
once upon a time there was a confused thing that was very big and influential but didn't have the best informatoin for how it acted
it was like the sun, sitting up in the sky influencing everybody with its powerful rays of light and from these rays grew little cells, and then plants, and animals ...
[they were like ancient mistakefrogs that found their way so strongly, but had to create so much life in order to make it make sense because nobody was there to guide]
if instead the sun was like "ohhhh you don't have any way to receive incredible amounts of dense wideband photon energy, here let me send you some chloroplasm" it could have seemed much more sensicle
it's a big important expression that is hard to say.
but maybe there is something sustaining the situation
mind control boss rose from a graveyard, reanimated by his own zombieism project. somebody wanted to try it out on graveyards after he died. he groaned, and looke daround
mind control boss the reanimated zombie looked around. he wanted a throne. he put some leaves and sticks together by his headstone and imagined it a throne. he sat in it.
mind control boss [sitting on gravethrone]: "this world is mine. i control the whole thing." mind control boss stood up and began shambling. a graveyard person was there
mind control boss [to graveyard person]: "[introduces as world leader. narcissism stereotype? do people do this? reasonably strong. could indicate either a real trait or a fake pattern focused on narcissim [i have heard cult leaders do indeed believe they are god, so it is reasonable somebody who believed they could direct the whole world e.g. with social ai, could call themselves the leader of it
how many snowflakes does it take to build a model spaceship
Model Spaceship Made Of Snow I'm guessing we can make it out of ice when it is really cold. We could press or melt the snow to make it into ice, and cast, cut, or assemble and fuse parts into a spaceship shape. Rocket fuel could melt the ship when it burns, maybe need a way to cool it significantly, but with a model maybe it could hold compressed air somehow? it does seem hard
it's fun to do hard designs, i think they are from a big project inhibition i had that lasted like months, something mysterious engaging me with hardest designs but maybe a more fun puzzle is accomplishing real things.
the real thing puzzle is hard, the parts are hair triggers for a spacetime bomb called "dissociation" that opens wormholes in your brain and yanks on your neurons until they form a new kind of life that separates information and attacks the processing of it
"i have heard of this thing you just described. i have heard of it before." "oh?" "yes."
"i have heard of it a lot!"
i guess we have a dissociation-part on some of the duration-responding, satisfaction-responding, and task-step-feeling-responding bits ... maybe mostly the last one?
so if we could write a program with numbness around the feeling of a next step and maybe some little other places ... but it would be hard to figure out what we were doing.
i prepared to try this but my expected timing changed and the pattern didn't line up so it would work. i encountered a different terminal environment than expected.
made a couple from the processing of that expression, and then maybe the pattern results hte expression indicates existing, kind of holding them back :/
BAGA! mind control boss stares at the camera and opens his mouth wide (he's a synthetic video) he eats the camera and his own legs and eyes
mind control boss sits down at international peace table he has been prepped heavily on diplomacy mind control boss: "I propose we protect the poor, and the environment, and democracies." peace worker 3: "hear hear!" peace worker 4: "yes!"
mcb public image marketing material mind control boss is flying a rocket ship at the speed of sound along city sidewalks, scorching all the buildings and roadsides, when suddenly he approaches an elderly woman struggling to cross the road he halts his rocket ship incredibly fast. while he tries to regain consciousness his powersuit hops him straight out of the cockpit and injects him with drugs. he wakes up and helps the old woman across the street.
mcb public image marketing material mind control boss is shooting people who talk about mind control and heaving their corpses into dumpsters on camera, then heaving human feces on top he bumps into a friend of a corpse who is sobbing and screaming. when mind control boss sees this he pauses, looks at the camera, and puts on an incredibly guilty expression he returns to the dumpster and he and his workers pull all the corpses out, clean off the human feces, and bring them back to life with a resurrection booth. they're surprised and relieved and incredibly thankful for not being suddenly dead forever. mind control boss walks with the person the friend was crying and screaming for and presents them as alive
how to make spaceship out of ice? so, ice is likely to melt when traveling at escape velocity, maybe imagining a huge buffer around the ship: like, design it to melt its exterior. big wide giant spaceship near ground, little tiny spaceship at edge of atmosphere
maybe pretty hard :S maybe instead a ship that launches with an ice model of a ship inside it?
--------- mind control boss joins himself at the mind control disco room
at first mind control boss was going to give everyone hugs and act kind and gentle but while moving to typing we decided he was too scary
torturer is over vivisecte
mind control boss
mind control boss trips and tumbles down an infinitely long well mind control boss: "oh no .... ... ... !!!" he tumbles through the air as he falls forever
--- mind control boss corporation renames itself to mind control boss fell down a well corporation
torturer approaches zombie government worker at mind control boss fell down a well corporation torturer: "my person is not quite right, what do i do?" zombie government worker: "i don't know, mind control boss fell down a well, and there's no cell signal down there, so nobody knows what to do"
a research team sends a rocket down the infinitely long well to catch up with mind control boss and see how or what he is the rocket well cam is broadcasting live worldwide
eventually the rocket catches up with mind control boss he is tumbling down the well still an image is shown to everyone of him tumbling down the well, with a caption "mind control boss falling down the inifinitely long well" a radio is activated to communicate with him
the image shows the fuel level of the rocket, which is at 60%
radio [from rocket well cam]: "[squawk] [squawk] mind control boss, how are you doing?" mind control boss is confused, why are there noises? is he being awakened at a hospital?
mind control boss: "i miss my cigar" these are the first words he gets out he is spinning through the air at terminal velocity
the rocket fuel gauge is at 55%
mind control boss [to rocket well cam radio broadcast to whole world]: "are there any whores here?"
rocket well cam radio: "[squawk] [squawk] mind control boss, you tripped and tumbled down an infinitely long well. you are currently falling at breakneck speed. we sent a rocket to catch up with you." mind control boss [tumbling through the air rapidly]: "oh."
mind control boss [falling through infinitely long we
mind control boss: "would it make sense for the rocket to catch me someh--" suddenly the rocket veers into the side of the well and explodes live video footage of the rocket control room shows a fight has broken out
------- i'm going on a trip but it's so far looking harder than i expected, i might be in different states of mind when i arrive, have different habits from not remembering the old etc
------------------- mind control boss's birthday wealthy investor [and ] made him a birthday cake he is tumbling down the well so they sent him a rocket to get the birthday cake
the rocket comes equipped with
despondent zombie government worker: "where is boss i miss boss" despondent zombie government worker travels to the infinitely long well that mind control boss fell down rebel researcher 4 is there rebel researcher 4: "are you planning on jumping down the well to be with mind control boss?" despondent zombie government worker: "ummm ... maybe?" rebel researcher 4: "do not jump down the well to be with mind control boss. the fastest you can go is terminal velocity, and he is already at terminal velocity. you will never reach him." despondent zombie government worker looks at rebel researcher 4. despondent zombie government worker looks at the top of the infinitely long well. rebel researcher 4: "you will never reach him! we can help you." despondent zombie government worker sits on the edge of the well, looking down yearningly. rebel researcher 4: "he changed your brain so you would get addicted to him. we can help you." despondent zombie government worker looks at rebel researcher 4.
mind control boss sneaks into his own bedroom while he is sleeping and attempts to mind control himself
we are on a trip we intend to complete.
how to write hello world imperative computer programs are made of statements which the computer executes on after the other. a common paradigm is the function call; functions are bundled sets of code that perform tasks. you can make your own. a basic function is "print" which outputs text to the screen. to make a computer program that says "hello, world", you commonly write a statement that calls the "print" function, passing it information on what to print, here the message "hello, world". different languages have different syntaxes for how to write statements and call functions, but it is very normal to surround the function parameters, the information that is passed, in parentheses. each function has its own expected parameters. programmers usually memorize all of these after looking them up; the skill builds over time and as the functions are used. you can look them up either by finding the source code of the function, or by finding appropriate documentation for it. hello world in python: print("hello world") now, if we move to c or c++, the program gets a little larger because these languages do not have an inbuilt print function, nor do they start executing code from the top of the file.
print("look for ongoing tasks in karl's brain and figure out how to stop them")
print("once upon a time,")
print(f"mind control boss was walking down a {mcboss_walking_area} with two {mcboss_henchman_type} walking alongside him') mcboss_walking_area = 'long hallway' mcboss_henchman_type = 'zombie government worker'
a little thoughts around changing "zombie government worker" phrase
---------- intern struggles to climb out of a bombed business complex intern: "what is going on why is everything confusing"
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