[joke][spam] How To Be a Mind-Controlled Hacker
A comedy series of non squitors about current history. How To Be a Mind-Controlled Hacker 1. form conversations with computer viruses 2. use cloud services to write code 3. run a honeypot and use its webcam as your personal journal. talk about your plans around the honeypot. 4. ask a police officer to help with your sousveillance work 5. shop at amazon for custom built computer parts 6. donate cryptocurrency to hackerspaces registered as nonprofits 7. mock trolls 8. start a garden run by 3d printed robots that is so successful your neighborhood stops buying groceries 9. when your system behaves, assume it was a meaningless glitch to be continued. half made up !!
10. buy a candy bar from a shop out of state using cash. ask the teller if they have a newspaper and a roadmap. 11. when your system misbehaves, troubleshoot it using your honeypot
12. use the world wide interwebs 13. blog about exploits on social networks 14. look every security camera straight in the lens 15. when something goes mysteriously wrong impacting a lot of people, fix it publicly
16. run a hackerspace, makerspace, or decentralized software forge project 17. use your legal name on something really useful! 18. work hard to keep something useful rather than coopting it to be something else
19. write anonymity software in a non-anonymous way 20. give tons of money to anyone at all
21. tell the walls what a powerful hacker you are with an electronic device on 22. sell an open source cognitive augmentation device
23. ask everyone how to hide from govcorp 24. worry all day about privacy and security 25. use javascript, webengine, an intel cpu, or an nvidia card
30. invent things 31. use what everyone else uses the only way to not be a mind controlled hacker is to learn about and study mind control the effect may be quite delayed
33. assume you are right all the time 34. make a mind control virus and direct it to mind control you 35. tell a prostitute you’ll stop at nothing to rescue them, over the phone
38. use political ads as if they are a ouijja board 39. make close friends with ai bots and tell all your real friends off saying they are ai bots
40. put a probe in your brain that pauses your thoughts before you think them, relaying them first to the government for authorization
41. send snail mail to your online handles addressed "TO MY SUPER SECRET ANONYMOUS IDENTITY"
42. answer every message and click every button, especially if it might be a phishing scam. introduce yourself with your legal name and ask if they want to hire you to stop phishing and marketing, that you can’t stomach it and are very skilled.
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