It's solid gold hits, ladies and gentlemen (alright, alright, gender queer Zio hipster avocado smashing trilennials OMFG there's a lot of acronyms). Seriously, the comedy does not get better - why? Because this is real life - this shit's actually going down. America is raising its prestige and global power, lifting the dignity of Israel and disuniting the Muslim world (<sarcasm alert>).

From a delicious Turkey Sandwich:

** Turkey Switches to Full Defiance of US, Continues Putin Courtship https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=0cc5a76c35&e=5110f4b440 ------------------------------------------------------------ by M. K. Bhadrakumar on Fri, Dec 15, 2017 On Monday, US National Security Advisor HR McMaster added to tensions in the Middle East when he condemned Turkey and Qatar as prime sponsors of extremist Islamist ideology. He tore into the Turkish leadership, saying the country’s growing problems with the West are largely due to the rise of the Justice and Development Party in Ankara. A few days ago, McMaster had described China and Russia as “revisionist powers” encroaching on US allies and undermining the international order, and castigated Iran and North Korea as outlaw regimes that “support terror and are seeking weapons of mass destruction.” To “OMG, I keep saying OMG” "men's men" and "women's women" FBI agents doing a “non-partisan” infestigation: ** FBI Agents 'Talking Like 13 Yr-Old Girls' - Russia-Gate Exposes a Low-Testosterone Nation https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=66ea300335&e=5110f4b440 ------------------------------------------------------------ by Chateau Heartiste on Fri, Dec 15, 2017 One of the lead investigators for both the credible Hillary Clinton email scandal and the manufactured Russia-Trump collusion Fake Story, Peter Strzok, is a 13 year old girl, judging by his texts with his mistress, Lisa Page. Strzok – Omg. You listening to npr? Apparently Melania’s speech had passages lifted from Michelle Obama’s…Unbelievable Page – NO WAY! Page – God, it’s just a two-bit organization. I do so hope his disorganization comes to bite him hard in November. Strzok – It HAS to, right? Right?!? Panicked Read more » (https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=52ca241c18&e=5110f4b440) https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=bee6d8c8ae&e=5110f4b440 https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=a9d3cb900d&e=5110f4b440 Back to table of content (#top) It's hard to conclude that american's really are anything other than “interesting” “special” people: ** Putin Re US Korea Policy: 'Honestly - Weird, Zero Common Sense - Americans Are 'Interesting' People' https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=d6fae902b4&e=5110f4b440 ------------------------------------------------------------ by Mark Boden on Fri, Dec 15, 2017 Another choice moment from yesterday's marathon press conference. Again good footage of the packed hall of journos waving signs hoping that Putin will answer their questions. Just as well big brother USA is gonna protect Israel from legless Palestinians: http://russia-insider.com/en/us-occupation-turned-afghanistan-paradisefor-ch... The Taliban were cracking down hard on child sex abuse that flourishes under American tolerance … Yes, the Taliban ran a harsh and oppressive regime (it would be a wonder if a regime that emerged from 15 years of war was a liberal one). But the American regime that replaced it somehow managed to be so cowardly and disgusting that it can not claim the moral high ground even over the medieval Taliban. Otherwise Hitler might once again take over the world: ** Putin Tells a Great Joke to Explain Why He Won't Skimp on Russia's Military https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=d1fc1ea7d9&e=5110f4b440