On 9/18/15, Robin wrote:

On 18 September 2015 at 16:02, Dave wrote:

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It must be getting a bit chilly down in Hell right now...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/09/18/microsoft_has_developed_its_own_linu...

...And I see some porcine figures out on the tarmac...

Oh, and there's Jesus on a pogo stick ...

Lucifer just rang his broker demanding a massive short position in Fujitsu Air conditioning, but the picosecond high frequency "liquidity" traders saw the bid and pre-seized all options causing St Peter to chuckle from the perly gates which manifested as a thunderstorm never seen before and lightening from New Zealand all the way to Hades. Lucifer of course figured "well, it might not be molten sodium but a little back to the future is better than nothing I guess," but just then she realised that the news article prompting all these escapades had caused exactly six-nines of all humans to laugh at exactly the same moment and with that the lightning didn't stop before Lucifer's throne, instead slicing her clean in two. As the two Lucifer halves started an eternal fist fight over which would get to mount the other half first, at that moment even God chuckled and the universe accidentally en...