Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
forwarding to list while i remember
i did not wait for the reply to the below, which is rude. i do not
intend rudeness.
On 3/10/22, Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many
Oh! we sent these emails personally.
Did you mean to send to the list?
I'm thinking about Boss being a source of well-known terror. One individual's experience is a million. I'm a little confused around the private email, though. Do you mind if I forward the list / woudl you like your name scrubbed if I do?
[boss is most terrifying thing in universe, and people have this experience. how do we honor the experience while also making boss look silly and ridiculous and victims and workers be heroes?]
MCBoss holds three machine guns, and is machine gunning a school from a helicopter. While doing this, MCBoss is naked, and has a "kick me" sign on his back, and is wearing a dunce cap. "I'm a ridiculous idiot" is tattooed all over him. There is an anvil held over his head by strings, and a crow is gnawing on the strings. His secretary is videotaping this from inside the helicopter and livestreaming it to his competitors, who are playing it back live as advertisements between popular media online. On screen, people start picking up phones and calling lawyers, law enforcement agents, and activists, to rescue the people in the school and take down the helicopter. Another person is listing off all the businesses that Boss owns and telling people to boycott them and burn them down. Most of the people are shaking in terror as they do this. Then Boss stumbles, and falls off the helicopter.
Boss is careening through the sky, falling to his death, when his mobile phone rings. He takes it out. "Boss, you're on TV gunning a school, everybody is burning your offices down." "This is bad for business." he mutters into his mobile phone as he plummets.
Oh! And boss is fat. Very fat. "FAT FAT FAT" is the largest message that was surreptitiously tattooed on his back. He'll be something else later.
Part of the MC experience is of loving boss, even though he hates you, ref torture victim double agent.
Part of Boss's Plan: "Slowly mind control them to get angry. Cast anger and ridicule as powerful traits. Nobody listens to an angry person, and nobody survives mind controlled anger. Keep them all stupid. Break them all up."
---------------------------- Boss stumbles out of a wormhole. Boss: "WTF" Purple gnome: "Hello! Would you like a cigar?" Boss: "Mine." [smokes cigar] Boss: "Gnome, take your arm off for me, please." Purple gnome: "Gladly!" [removes arm, painlessly] Boss: "Now scream." Purple gnome: "No, I refuse. I've decided I don't like you." [puts arm back on]
On 3/10/22, Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many
[boss is most terrifying thing in universe, and people have this experience. how do we honor the experience while also making boss look silly and ridiculous and victims and workers be heroes?]
also helpless and injured, eternally near death or surviving after it the present pattern for storymess i think is roughly that boss is injured and in need of aid, and being completely disrespected in a deadly way, and a sadistic psychopath. it's like a mix of experiences with needs for mediation, pushed through urgent sudden expressions. that pattern could likely be significantly improved, but it's quite hard to think about. missing some sets of thoughts of course atm.
rebels are boss's fear. everybody would be a rebel, but boss imagines there are rebels, maybe due to exposure to dictator countries.
this story could also be my brain trying to talk to me through a brain injury i acquired near a political experience in that context i'm boss, and the adventures would be attempts to work with me and my consciousness, in the context of having the injury ............. maybe not really the most helpful addition though.
it's a mish-mosh! like everything these days! how we do things, is less and less related to what they are and what they accomplish.
it's probably an attempt to talk about a horrible use of surveillance and cracking technology i experienced around 2014, that comes out in conflict with a learned habit to always cover it up, producing a weird story that is not very relevant or pleasant but has poignant bits
------------------- MCBoss is walks blindly into research lab. He sits down somewhere random. A robot reaches toward him, but he pushes it away, and this time it complies, somehow. He begins opening his open skull, using a rotary saw somebody left there. He morbidly sings a tune from an old TV show, as he cuts open his skull.
A skinny man walks in. Skinny Man: "Have you done this before?" Boss: "No." Skinny Man: "I'm surprised." Boss keeps sawing away at his wealthy head. Skinny Man: "So, if you don't do this right, you will promptly die when you saw through your brain." Boss: "Oh?" Boss continues to saw. Blood and tissue and bone matter fly.
---- Boss is laying, disected into small pieces, on the floor of a room that is mostly empty aside from blood being everywhere. A humanoid experimentee stumbles in and sees the pieces laying there. They stop and look for a bit. "Boss?" asks the humanoid. No reply.
The experimentee is charged with obeying Boss's every instinct immediately, or they are ripped to shreds themselves. They have made many copies of how Boss's life instinct seems to behave, but this situation is far outside of what they would ever expect to happen. They take two small parts of Boss's brain, about a cubic centimeter each, that they recognise as going near each other, and bring them together. The two parts of brain vibrate a little, and then push themselves back apart.
------------------------------ If MCBoss is completely vivisected into tiny centimeter cubes deep inside his own research facilities by his own hand, then how will he star on his TV show where he murders people publicly and repeatedly?
-------------------------- MCBoss Golem A strange bunch of levitating biomatter storms onto the streets. It is made of disgusting billionaire parts, none of them quite touching, but moving and walking as if animated by something unearthly. "I am Boss," they bellow. "You will do as I say." "Please cut yourselves into tiny centimeter-large cubes, to exhaustion." Then a woman runs out next to him and yells, "No wait don't!"
"We are actually looking for a blockchain on-chain livestreaming videocamera, or any other way to prevent deletion of video livestream by the most powerful things on earth. This is a business for covering things up that engages in atrocities, and about a decade ago they were completely stymied by blockchains! It would really hearten our workers if we could record some of this shit to a blockchain."
---------------- A fat, well-dressed, heavily rotting zombie stumbles out of a Hilton hotel. "I am MCBoss." moans the zombie. "You will build for me a blockchain app capable of publicising, recording and timestamping live on-chain video from all over the world." "You will do this because I am the most powerful man on the planet." "Please also help everyone be anonymous, and communicate with each other, too."
----------- A small army rises up in an attempt to stop cryptography. The army hesitates, and becomes confused. Every shot they fire, somehow lands among their own ranks.
---------- Ideally the app would be completely free to use, since most people who need it most have no money. This is hard to do with the current approach, unfortunately.
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