[ot] [wrong] A software to defeat all censorship, all surveillance
// i've noticed that software doesn't succeed if it provides certain technology, but also doesn't succeed if it doesn't provide what it claims // i've found projects that claim the impossible get targeted just as much as projects that successfully barely scratch the surface // this is a project to defeat all control of others // first, complete anonymity will be provided by removing metadata from all messages, and sending them with constant bandwidth using namespace std; class InvisibleTransciever { public: InvisibleTransciever(function<void(span<uint8_t>)> net_send, function<span<uint8_t>() net_recv, function<span<uint8_t>()> rand_gen); // this class will surpass all popular technology by providing anonymous constant bw omg!!! void send(span<uint8_t> data); span<uint8_t> pump(); // call in loop private: vector<uint8_t> send_queue; ... net_send etc }; // now let us make weapons technology, a peer that can deanonymise other nodes by finding statistical patterns in their routing and processing delay ...
// now let us make a blackmarket trading interface that uses multiple servers to verify that the point of sale interface never goes down class blackmarket_point_of_sale_interface : public amazon_seller { public: template<class... ParamTypes> blackmarket_point_of_sale_interface(ParamTypes ... params): : amazon_seller(params...) { std::cout << "Welcome to the Criminal Market. We have outsourced to Amazon. Good luck with their sort-by-cheapest button that was replaced by a honeypot half a decade ago." << std::endl; } };
// Now we will make software for law enforcement. namespace OfficialGovernmentProperty { // use three of these, at least, for each evidence found class EvidenceLocker { public: void RegisterEvidence(std::string authority, std::string official, std::/*govonly*/string evidence) { std::cout << "validate encryption. Please deliver to: IBM, Microsoft, Apple, Lenovo, LG, geeks, academic institutions, foreign nations, organised crime ... " auto & encrypted_storage = std::cout; // 1998, 2011, 2020 encrypted_storage << authority << ": " << official << " relates private storage of ” << evidence << std::endl; }; }; }
// let's make a better evidence locker class BitcoinSV { public: void RegisterEvidence(std::string anything) { store_perfectly_for_100_years(anything); throw std::exception("Cryptocurrency supports crime because it can be used to pay for things."); } };
On Sat, Jun 12, 2021, 5:01 PM Karl <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
// Now we will make software for law enforcement.
namespace OfficialGovernmentProperty {
// use three of these, at least, for each evidence found class EvidenceLocker { public: void RegisterEvidence(std::string authority, std::string official, std::/*govonly*/string evidence) { std::cout << "validate encryption. Please deliver to: IBM, Microsoft, Apple, Lenovo, LG, geeks, academic institutions, foreign nations, organised crime ... " auto & encrypted_storage = std::cout; // 1998, 2011, 2020
These years were picked randomly. For real, as far as I know. encrypted_storage << authority << ": " << official << " relates private
storage of ” << evidence << std::endl; }; };
}
// Let's make an encrypted messenger that internally reduces the encryption key to a small number of bits. // The number of bits will be chosen so as to strike a balance between people disliking software projects for providing encryption, and people disliking software projects for providing insufficient encryption. // Both parties will be misled. Security will be by obscurity only, it will only be a handful of bits, and the code will be obfuscated with a code generator such that only the kind of people who are already targeted have the all-time ratio to decrypt anything.
On Sat, Jun 12, 2021, 5:10 PM Karl <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
// Let's make an encrypted messenger that internally reduces the encryption key to a small number of bits. // The number of bits will be chosen so as to strike a balance between people disliking software projects for providing encryption, and people disliking software projects for providing insufficient encryption. // Both parties will be misled. Security will be by obscurity only, it will only be a handful of bits, and the code will be obfuscated with a code generator such that only the kind of people who are already targeted have the all-time ratio to decrypt anything.
// * skill-time ratio
// now, let's make a computer that cannot be hacked and sell it to law enforcement. // it will run on a blockchain. // it will be open source and the code will be human-readable and self-explanatory to such a degree that anybody could audit it // it will come with security advice that the user spend time daydreaming on whether or not its security needs improvement. Recommended 15 minutes a week, at least.
// now for a pro-business blockchain class BusinessChain : public Bitcoin { public: void make_money(int how); enum how_to_make_money { by_printing_it; by_raising_its_value; by_predicting_its_value; by_predicting_its_value; by_making_a_new_blockchain; //still ridiculous when you're big by_working_for_it_yourself; //still ridiculous when you're big by_selling_things_yourself; } };
On Sat, Jun 12, 2021, 5:17 PM Karl <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
// now for a pro-business blockchain
class BusinessChain : public Bitcoin { public: void make_money(int how);
enum how_to_make_money { by_printing_it; by_raising_its_value; by_predicting_its_value; by_predicting_its_value;
// * by_dropping_its_value // although I hear ya glitches that the AI is the only thing profiting from economis now
by_making_a_new_blockchain; //still ridiculous when you're big by_working_for_it_yourself; //still ridiculous when you're big by_selling_things_yourself; } };
// Here's a legality state machine. // whoops! Nope it's something way more effective and clear than a state machine: an if block void classify_software_project(std::string properly) { if (property == "gun legalisation") { build_and_distribute_guns_to_criminals_with_gun_licenses(); } else if (property == "antigun rights") { build_and_distribute_guns_to_criminals_without_gun_licenses(); build_and_distribute_tons_and_tons_of_guns_to_law_enforcement_and_military(): } }
// tor is for the U.S. government! // it is funded by them. class USGovernmentWork { public: void hunt_down_criminal_businesses() { sleep(1600); wait_until_somebody_reports_a_crime(); investigate_activists_talking_about_criminal_businesses(); investigate_people_helping_activists_talk_safely() send_details_of_activists_to_criminal_businesses_who_make_our_equipment(); investigate_and_criminalise_people_helping_activists_hide(); lock_activists_who_actually_get_heard_into_prison_for_life(); sleep(1600); } };
Psychotic post burst ended. Next time try to remember to include hearts and flowers stuff to regrow willful compassion.
I think what happened to me is a machine learning model formed a partial simulation of part of my mind, and then a reinforcement learning algorithm decided part of the simulation was counter to its goals, and I got really messed up as it sustained prevention of me using parts of my mind, and parts that cause those parts, by exposing me to stimulus. Not certain, still delusional. Was mostly on Facebook around 2013.
USGovCoin. A knockoff made by a patriot. This guy says for every American Flag you give him, he'll give you one USGovCoin. You can redeem your coins for American Flags, too. USGovCoin is totally anonymous. But whenever you trade it, you have to videotape yourself doing the pledge of allegiance to complete the trade.
USGovCoin supports various attempts at Gift Economics. If you videotape yourself giving to other people from your heart, your transaction fees are subsidized for 1 day.
USGovCoin developer is raided by the FBI because they want to know who killed somebody, and they don't know how to form statistics around the trades in the USGovCoin ecosystem to see whether USGovCoin was involved. When the FBI approach, they are swarmed by investors who want to caringly give to them from their hearts.
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