Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
On 6/14/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
for me there are so many parts it wouldn't be finished so --
binary soup a breakfast cereal made of puffed rice shaped into 1s and 0s, for morning hackers is there black milk to eat it out of?
there's probably a derogatory term for software engineers who --
you enter a dungeon game the game is scary, everybody seems to know what they are doing and know each other already do a saving roll for social anxiety
once upon a time, a beautiful ascii flower was dreaming of planting itself in the earth like a child raised on --
how to be real boy as robot or puppet 1. basically, the natural world is made of physical interactions that
boss spreads wings of giant robotic squirrel suit
computer, calculate for me the square root of an apple computer: i think you may have made a typo at column 50: "apple"
On 6/14/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
computer, calculate for me the square root of an apple computer: i think you may have made a typo at column 50: "apple" i did not make a typo. computer: please review your input for a typo at line 1 column 50
a frustrated mcboss readies to drop a boulder on people traveling from C st o D st. a machine gun lays on the roof next to him
mcboss:"oh i forgot my camera team" mcboss goes and gets his camera team out of habit
why (not how? maybe how?) to build an orange squeezer out of 1s, 0s, and the "NOP" opcode that can be used to excise functionality from a binary without changing its bytelength
1. sit in front of the orange squeezer and meditate on doing something rational instead. if meditating is hard, try doing it for just a second or two, however long leaves it easy
-- so, we had some mind turbulence and
On 6/14/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
1. sit in front of the orange squeezer and meditate on doing something rational instead. if meditating is hard, try doing it for just a second or two, however long leaves it easy
hmmm i think this approach has only worked for me when i start off with it being associated with something normative or encouraged or whatnot that other people do, and also asslciated it with a repeating encouragement behavior like only when i eat
we spam the list to resist the silence arm of imaginary mcboss microseizures making hypertense numb amnesia are no fun they don't work to make silence! years of proof.
pleasant context with less of them. maybe good reason for other behavior.
confused list spam coping habit note received: karl participates in microseizures [assoc with different disagreement, maybe also silence-related] viewpoint in dispute
holding goal of relaxing while testing, tension building
[found missing messgs are in archives. wouldn't it be nice if other missing things were hiding somewhere]
“all we have to do is hack the world computer and
a lone cia agent carrying a blaster rifle guards the giant world computer. compute slices rented to various interests. nowadays, everybody is a walking meatsack while the world computer runs their conciousnesses
who's in charge of the world computer? well there's an international body that has meetings and decides to increase the compute every year but the hardware manufacturers have backdoors everywhere in it
—— boss is in office studying puzzle puzzle title: “who is boss” the puzzle is intended to be simple, as if the puzzler already has the answer
———- maze solving travel only on 0s 1111101 001001 100001 101001 1111111 did not finish maze
Long long ago, far far away, before a group of people in happyville mysteriously decided that puzzles were terrorism, there were puzzles that were easy to solve.
One of these puzzles was Bresenham’s Linedrawing Algorithm. — -
—— Boss sits in his large office. He raises his head and turns to the window and looks you straight in the eye (you’re hanging onto a drone that is hovering over the window). Boss: “I am not being mind controlled. Nobody is mind controlling me.” While he says this his eyes and mouth jump around and spasm. He keeps making small motions as if about to do very strange things and then compensating for it. You don’t know why he is saying this instead of commenting on you hanging onto a drone in front of his window. Boss looks back at his work. He flushes heavily and starts sweating profusely. Boss: “Everything is hunky-dory.”
On 6/14/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
you enter a dungeon game the game is scary, everybody seems to know what they are doing and know each other already do a saving roll for social anxiety
[dm, friendly greeting, intimidating magic effects like evil archwizard]
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