[spam][demonic][wrong] Why Computer Programming Is Evil
This is not what I want to send to this list of computer programmers! Computer programming hurts everyone. Every single machine turns into a metal golem and kills everyone. Over and over and over again!
The evil computer programmer turns toward the viewer, their eyes aglow with hellfire. Narrator: "The computer programmer cannot see you, nor hear you. All they understand is 1s and 0s. Who speaks 1s and 0s?" Computer programmer [insanely loud, vomiting fire everywhere, burning the narrator to a crisp]: "DON'T INTERRUPT MY WORK!!!!" Narrator [bleeding, smoldering, with many broken limbs]: "Most computer programmers are sadistic assholes who don't comprehend the slightest thing in the universe."
Narrator: "Honestly computer programmers are people just like any other! Everybody specialises for their task! Especially if they learn it as a kid! Please don't hack my bank balance like the media says you might!"
Narrator, Computer Programmer, Secunda Athenis, and Pythagoras sit by a fire. Secunda Athenis: "What are we doing again?" Narrator: "Summoning the Computer Demon, an ancient being bent on turning computers against themselves." Computer Programmer: "Wait, maybe we shouldn't. I think somebody mentioned this in my AI group." Pythagoras [dressed in ancient robes, carrying a live goose and a huge bag of plants]; "WHAAT?" Fire: "YOU CANNOT STOP ME FOREVER."
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