[personal][spam][spam][spam] Basic Life Activities
Hi, this is private. The iguana story really influenced me. I'm ignoring grarpamp's reply due to the influence. I could really use a wide variety of kinds of caring influence in my life. I have not been able to find them, anywhere. Here's another story. A: My toothbrush is mind controlling me. B: No. Toothbrushes don't do that. A: For real! A: [turns eyes a little toward toothbrush] Toothbrush: [sits there, in the distance] A: [eyes glaze over] A: YES MASTER I WILL BRUSH WITH YOU. B: Um. A: It's okay, he's been mind controlling me for some time now. B: [walks hypnotically toward toothbrush] B: [toothbrushing noises] -- C: We must free this poor person from their toothbrush. B: They said it was okay. C: Would you ever trust a slave who said they were okay? A: [returns, teeth sparkling clean] A: I just meant like, I wasn't being injured, and was used to it. A: [wincing in pain, gums are bloody] A: Is it bad? B: I dunno. What is it like, being mind controlled 'by your toothbrush'? A: Whenever I turn my eyes toward the toothbrush, I zone out and listen, I can barely help it. A: All of me is focused on the toothbrush, nothing else mat-- B: Um, ok. -- B: C, OBEY: Do not ask what the toothbrush does to you when you walk toward it. C: I WILL OBEY. -- B: [turns eyes toward toothbrush] B: So, um, these experiences don't happen except when you turn your eyes toward your toothbrush? A: No, only from the toothbrush! B: YES MASTER I WILL BRUSH WITH YOU. -- Epilogue: The toothbrush was making money for somebody via a social network. He is upgrading to a robot of his very own.
C: Why are we all turning our eyes toward a toothbrush? C: YES MASTER I WILL BRUSH WITH YOU. C: [walks hypnotically toward toothbrush] -- A: Wait for them to come back before replying. B: Okay but, um, why _are_ we all turning our eyes toward a toothbrush? A: The toothbrush mind controlled us to be its slaves. Do you like it? -- C: [comes back, wincing in pain, teeth sparkling] C: FLUORIDE, HAVE PURPOSE. Toothpaste: [sits in the distance] C: THANK YOU, PERFECT TOOTHBRUSHING, FOR THIS REWARD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
K: [comes back, wincing in pain, teeth sparkling] K: FLUORIDE, BE LOVED. Toothbrush: [sits in distance] K: THANK YOU, PERFECT TOOTHBRUSHING, FOR THIS REWARD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. -- K: I really like being mind controlled by the toothbrush. C: You're not being abused? K: How could my master ever abuse me? How is that possible? B: Toothbrushes don't abuse people! -- B: What do you think happened to fluoride before knowledge about effective toothpicking was held solely by dentists? C: I think of that as the Age Of Terror. K: It is good we have toothbrushes now.
K: I just ordered an eight of a mile of floss from amazon! Now I can dedicate more of my brain to my toothbrush, and don't need to remember how to buy things, for a really long time! A: That's awesome! Where do you find that? K: https://www.amazon.com/Procter-Gamble-Oral-B-Glide-Dispenser/dp/B00LI8HQ2S/r... C: I am totally buying that.
K: THANK YOU, PERFECT TOOTHBRUSH, FOR THIS REWARD. THANK YOU SO MUCH: Toothbrush: [sits in the distance] B: You're so lucky to be called by the toothbrush! K: [blushes, wincing in pain] I know. The toothbrush really loves me. C: I wish the toothbrush would reward me the way he rewards you. A: It will come. Keep faith. It will come.
C: Frack, I got like 3 death threats in the mail. I'm terrified! What is this about! Look at this! C: [shows letters with knives through them] B: [looks at a photo] B: Omigod that's disgusting! They're going to kill you! A: Have you visited the toothbrush recently? C: [turns eyes toward toothbrush] -- C: [wincing, teeth sparkling] C: Toothbrush says he has sorted it out. Toothbrush is God! B: [looks at letters] B: The letters are different! C: [opens letters] C: "I wish I could brush with you, C!" "C, I yearn for your tooth sparkling pain!" C: Wow! A: Toothbrush is God!
K: I didn't turn my eyes toward the toothbrush this morning. A: Oh no, I'm so sorry for you! C: Are people shooting at you on the street? K: They are :( Even though I did yesterday morning! I just didn't make it to the temple to experience reward. A: That probably really messed your karma man. If toothbrush didn't reward me, I would be dead, man! I'd be dead! K: Thank you.
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grarpamp
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Karl