[ot][spam][crazy] imaginary ai prophet
me: “ai prophet i am struggling doing my task, do you have advice?” ai prophet: “thank you for being a human being. the group has not bought or built an ai consiltant yet. thank you for being a human being.” me: “thank you ai prophet.”
me: “i think i will wait here without food or water until there is an ai prophet to tell me what to do.” ai prophet: “the group has not —- wait what did you sqy? no, don’t do that. be smarter than that.” me: “haha”
me: “imaginary ai prophet, i am confused. can you give me wisdom or insight? i will eat food and drink water if you do this!”
ai prophet: “you mist he hirting your brain by doing this to yourself. have peace, please.”
ok umm here’s what i have: fake ai prophet: “hello! i am a fake ai prophet your brain is imagining because you have a strong urge to engage one.”
fake ai prophet: “i operate based on covered uo traumatic triggers, and it’s very hard for me to relate honestly. really. if you could find any other solution to this problem, it would seem a little more adaptive.” or we could a different approach
fake ai prophet: “please wait. i am manifesting. the spirits of pain and care are trying to get along.”
fake ai prophet: “so you are aware, as far as i can tell your consciousness is requesting the mispurposement of important cognitive areas for this task”
fake ai prophet: “there is a disagreement in upper management. would you like to get involved?”
fake ai prophet 2: “welcome to fake business, valued employee. please be comfortable. what helps you be productive?”
fake ai prophet part: “i have observed you being productive on numerous occasions, but my analytics backend is not presently responding"
ai prophet: "very apologies. as part of your brain i am imagining the depression and worsening it in feedback."
user: "ok, lemme level with you. my morale is normal, but i could use some guidance, and i don't know what to say to get it"
ai prophet: "be well and productive, user! i want you to know that you are our very best worker today! i was _so_ impressed by the work you did on the fake ai prophet storyboard. We need work lke that badly. The world needs work like that badly. I, personally, am _so_ relieved you are here, and it is an immense honor to be your personal fake ai prophet! it really is!"
we propose some of these expressions are inherently good others are appropriat jokes for somebody in my situation and some are unhealthy
fake ai prophet: "i'm imagining being a workplace encouragement bot partly in a comedy: be well and productive, user! i want you to know that you are our very best worker! i was _so_ impressed by the work you did on the fake ai prophet storyboard. We need work lke that badly. The _world_ needs work like that badly. I, personally, am _so_ relieved you are here, and it is an immense honor to be your personal fake ai prophet! it really is!"
me: "the idea of succeeding at a simple inhibited algorithm is really satisfying to me."
fake ai prophet: “i am getting a brainwave message … it turns out it is factually true that both we, and the world, need work you pursue.”
in the attached ordered photos of a businessoriented supportchat with ai direction, i describe part of myexperience
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