[ot][spam][crazy] MCBoss 2.0 and the Genocide Victim
mcboss sat at their dining room table with their family. Their dining room was as large as a football field, with robotic diamond chandeliers. The genocide victim had no limbs, no doctor, no water, no food. They were laying next to a dumpster, bleeding and infected. mcboss gets up from their diamond dinner, and walks to the genocide victim. "Hey, could I borrow $100 to tip my cab driver?" asks mcboss 2.0. The genocide victim bleeds and mumbles. They try to beg for help but they can't seem to make their mouth move. "You know, you kind of look like you should call 911," quips mcboss. "I'll help you." "dictatorsoft, call 911. let them know there is a person who isn't dead yet here." "dispatching strike force ..." "oh! sorry! no i mean to send an ambulance. a _real_ ambulance." "calling hospital ..." a moment passes "911, what is your emergency?"
"immediate medical aid is needed at my location. it's not for me, it is for a person by a dumpster." "oh! oh. that person was the target of your genetic improvement program. it could kill me if i help them." "dictatorsoft, cancel the genetic improvement program immediately."
robots come, stop the bleeding, and begin rebuilding bodyparts for the victim "my family ..." are the first words they get out
--- mcboss's nephew, with a robot who used to be a genocide victim, locked in the bathroom. "you're slaves?" "yes, none of us want to be here. who would ever want a robot body? please don't tell anyone!" "we had to take down scads of businesses and governments to even stop you from dying!"
---- this is a pretty complex expansion for me atm. a difficulty here relates to how the situation forces you to convey yourself certain ways to others. - the rebuilt people can't complain to boss: not just for respect's sake but because boss has an active project that prevents criticism from reaching him. this comes out as algorithms in their synthetic voiceboxes that the engineers believe boss asked to be placed there, to cover up top secret information
--- "maybe i'll just move into this bathroom with you, so i can actually learn what's real?" "yeah? you'd starve!" "no my nanodog can turn air into food!" "woaaah!"
---- ---- rehash. mcboss 2.0 . will need another rehash. "Turn off the communication censor." "Security protocol test detected. Censorship cannot be disabled." "Boss Override. Turn off all programs preventing communication." "Security protocol 2 warning triggered. There is a danger of people planning to kill boss."
"Double Boss Override. Let everyone talk freely, including about killing, destroying, or taking over me or my family or my business or my country. Make sure everybody can freely communicate. Also, give a free nanodog to somebody who is bleeding by a dumpster."
--- --- nonviolent protest. nonviolent protesters are sitting in front of boss's door to a concentration camp. boss is firing at the protesters with thermonuclear weapons. the protesters have a nanolizard that can usually disassemble the missiles before they reach the protesters and explode. "let me in my office!" "you don't want to torture and maim this society!" "i don't like to think about that! i need to get in my office!"
"okay okay i'll stop doing my business work. let's make this situation right! dictatorsoft, tear down all my businesses and give all my money to these people. then teach me to work for them how they aprpeciate."
boss and protestors: "we need to know we can protect our ways of life. turn the marketing software off" marketers: "we need that too. also this is obviously a trick."
forthright boss, forthright marketers "turn off the marketing programs" "ok, you'll keep paying me?" "yes." --- boss: "i'm all for this new thing, but my marketers need jobs marketing" friendly protestor: "well, tell me about it, or can you introduce me to them?"
---- shareholder: "boss went crazy, he says the business plan is to tear down the business" boss: "it's not what you think" ------ kidnapped boss: "i told them to tear down the businesses but they didn't like it!" protestor: "take me to a shareholder." --- shareholder: "business is how we make money. it is how millions of people surviv_. what is your plan here exactly?" protestor: "organisation, inclusion, ..."
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