Putin: "Big problem - Hillary knows!" - [PEACE] [COMEDY]
Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone transcript. In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you! On problem below, subject line postulate with "If". What If Hillary Clinton Was Right... https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/ The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call. This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this transcript. Vladimir Putin: “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin, president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in 2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace you next year with Tulsi Gabbard. “Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only more white, of course. “You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters. Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you. “So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem. Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help her win election. “Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say, woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and now it’s time for woman Russian agent. “Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart. When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear. “What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of having only one party. “Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or you lose, understand? “OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian army.” In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
Word "wow", in just now, from Moscow: "Wow! Big problem, Hillary has 'urge' - must be Tulsi time already !?#!" Can Bernie And Tulsi Survive Hillary's "Urge" To Save The DNC? https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-bernie-and-tulsi-survive-hillarys-ur... ... "Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. ... It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly." — Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 18, 2019 https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464?ref_src=twsrc%5E... Gabbard throws down the gauntlet here outing Hillary as the mastermind behind the DNC strategy of allowing the current crop of future losers to fall all over themselves to alienate as many centrist voters as possible. This paves the way for Hillary to swoop in on her broom, pointed hat in hand, and declare herself the savior of the Democratic Party’s chances to defeat Donald Trump next November. Surely Hillary wouldn't be running on an urge to keep outta jail? As the number of Hillary Clinton body doubles increases (see photo in original article for one double - there are at least 3 Hillarys doing the rounds - I guess since she struggles to remain conscious and not trip over smooth floors...), Hillary's "urge" grows. The amount of money being spent for Hillary is truly impressive - especially the latest alleged 'hat in the ring' from Mini Mike B - all just to try to keep Bernie at bay and provide a viable pathway for Hillary "'Cause You'd Be In Jail" Clinton. You've heard of Breaking Bad, now have a laugh with Barking Mad, the true tale of Hillary Clinton's dozens of attempts to avoid legal service, arrest and jail, her subsequent commitment (she's a very committed woman) to the Brokensaw Psychiatric Quantannimoh Bae Facility, and be sure to stay tuned for Season 2 - Hillary's over a dozen thrilling Quantannimoh Bae escape attempts. Rumour has it the finalé grants her Quantannimoh laundry privileges, in no small part due to her animated uncontrolled flailing being put to effective use to wash the orange man bad linen for her fellow inmates. On Tue, Oct 22, 2019 at 09:42:35PM +1100, some N.g wrote:
Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone transcript.
In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you!
On problem below, subject line postulate with "If".
What If Hillary Clinton Was Right... https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/
The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call. This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this transcript.
Vladimir Putin: “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin, president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in 2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace you next year with Tulsi Gabbard.
“Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only more white, of course.
“You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters. Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you.
“So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem. Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help her win election.
“Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say, woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and now it’s time for woman Russian agent.
“Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart. When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear.
“What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of having only one party.
“Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or you lose, understand?
“OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian army.”
In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
Everybody who has a bone to pick with Hillary 'Cause You'd Be In Jail' Clinton, has either "mysteriously" died, or is literally (according to CNN) a Russian asset. Clinton Body Count https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Body_Count https://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.php http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/THE%20CLINTON%20BODY%20COUNT.p... https://www.conservapedia.com/Clinton_body_count ‘Totally sane’: Dems can't make up their minds about who is a supposed 'Russian agent’. Trump? Bernie? Or… both? https://www.rt.com/usa/481479-bernie-russia-trump-swalwell/ CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicid... Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-accidentally-posts-condolences-f... Everybody that is, except the BabylonBee, who have recently come to love Hillary Clinton: We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen And A Fine Human Being https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-like-to-state-for-the-record-that-hilla... (BTW, the life-ending conspiracy theories surrounding Hillary Clinton (totally fake news - she's truly an angel loved by all) are the -real- reason Trump is keeping Assange in Belmarsh max-security jail - it's the only way to protect him from Hillary Rodham Clinton's love for Assange.) Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People' https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-the-only-crime-i-ever-committed-... On Mon, Feb 03, 2020 at 09:54:05AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote:
Word "wow", in just now, from Moscow:
"Wow! Big problem, Hillary has 'urge' - must be Tulsi time already !?#!"
Can Bernie And Tulsi Survive Hillary's "Urge" To Save The DNC? https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-bernie-and-tulsi-survive-hillarys-ur...
... "Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. ... It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly."
— Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 18, 2019 https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464?ref_src=twsrc%5E...
Gabbard throws down the gauntlet here outing Hillary as the mastermind behind the DNC strategy of allowing the current crop of future losers to fall all over themselves to alienate as many centrist voters as possible.
This paves the way for Hillary to swoop in on her broom, pointed hat in hand, and declare herself the savior of the Democratic Party’s chances to defeat Donald Trump next November.
Surely Hillary wouldn't be running on an urge to keep outta jail?
As the number of Hillary Clinton body doubles increases (see photo in original article for one double - there are at least 3 Hillarys doing the rounds - I guess since she struggles to remain conscious and not trip over smooth floors...), Hillary's "urge" grows.
The amount of money being spent for Hillary is truly impressive - especially the latest alleged 'hat in the ring' from Mini Mike B - all just to try to keep Bernie at bay and provide a viable pathway for Hillary "'Cause You'd Be In Jail" Clinton.
You've heard of Breaking Bad, now have a laugh with Barking Mad, the true tale of Hillary Clinton's dozens of attempts to avoid legal service, arrest and jail, her subsequent commitment (she's a very committed woman) to the Brokensaw Psychiatric Quantannimoh Bae Facility, and be sure to stay tuned for Season 2 - Hillary's over a dozen thrilling Quantannimoh Bae escape attempts.
Rumour has it the finalé grants her Quantannimoh laundry privileges, in no small part due to her animated uncontrolled flailing being put to effective use to wash the orange man bad linen for her fellow inmates.
On Tue, Oct 22, 2019 at 09:42:35PM +1100, some N.g wrote:
Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone transcript.
In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you!
On problem below, subject line postulate with "If".
What If Hillary Clinton Was Right... https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/
The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call. This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this transcript.
Vladimir Putin: “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin, president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in 2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace you next year with Tulsi Gabbard.
“Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only more white, of course.
“You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters. Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you.
“So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem. Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help her win election.
“Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say, woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and now it’s time for woman Russian agent.
“Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart. When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear.
“What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of having only one party.
“Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or you lose, understand?
“OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian army.”
In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
There's only ONE choice then... "Intelligence has revealed that Mr. Buttigieg is at this time the only candidate who we can count on not to place our nation's interests square in the hands of Vladimir Putin," an anonymous source in the Central Intelligence Agency told NNC on Saturday. In fact Mr. Buttigieg is the only candidate running with the skill, the experience and the multilingual relatability needed to bridge our nation's deep divisions and bring Americans together in this time of uncontrolled hostility," the CIA source continued. "Because in truth, the unity of our togetherness is in the freedom of our democracy," added the source" https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/intelligence-sources-all-candidates-are-r... Further, Ajamu Baraka, my favorite Commie Knee-Grow (Lenny Bruce's vernacular) has a few words about the 2020 SELECTIONS (NOT 'elections' ... Mericans get to SELECT between public personas the billionaires who own the media have preened for presentation) "Liberals have gone mad. In this strange political world in the U.S. it takes Tucker Carlson to question who is really undermining the U.S. electoral system." Tucker Carlson: Russia isn’t attacking our democratic system – our own ruling class is "The story of American decline is the story of an incompetent ruling class. You'll hear many self-serving explanations for it. But the truth is, it's that simple. The people in charge inherited an industrial superpower with unchallenged military dominance. In a little more than a generation, they squandered all of it. In exchange for short-term profits, bigger vacation homes and cheaper household help they wrecked what they did not build. They outsourced entire sectors of our economy to China. They imported a serf class to drive down wages, and they crippled the middle class while doing it. They ran up trillions of dollars in unpayable debt. They turned the finest universities in the world into a joke. They watched from their decadent little bubbles of affluence as families, faith and public decency died in this country and they laughed because they didn't care." https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-russia-isnt-attacking-our-dem...
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