Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
person whom mcb thinks is smart 2: “being smart is not hard.”
mind control boss is excited, hearing this
person whom mcb thinks is smart 3: “you simply must build skill in considering and remembering new relevant things —“
mind control boss: “how do i do that?”
person whom mcb thinks is smart 3: “— ideally in great depth.”
person whom mcb thinks is smart 1: “usually people just practice!”
mind control boss is excited to practice being smart — [idea of going to gym and lifting weights
mind control boss lifts weights a bunch then revisits task force mind control boss: “i made a gym and called it practicing being smart, and lifted weights a ton. am i smart now?” person whom mcb thinks is smart 2: “no um not quite yet —
person whom mcb thinks is smart 3: “why did you make a gym when we said to practice considering and remembering new relevant things?” mind control boss: “it seemed easier?”
—- mind control boss is flying through the clouds with flowers mind control boss: “tra la la la”
a puzzle appears near mind control boss he makes to engage it in combat —
mind control boss enters lecture hall he is the lecturer he is gagged and in a straight jacket. one of his eyes is in a blindfold. mind control boss: “mmmph!” somebody brings microphone near him mind control boss [into microphone]: “mmmph! mmmph!” everybody listens attentively
mind control boss begins sweating as he attempts to communicate while gagged and bound
a set of dedicated lecturees go up on stage and take a second microphone mind control boss [on microphone 1]: “mmmph!” dedicated lecturees on microphone 2: “uhhhh we all want to hear what the wonderful mind control boss has to say uhhhh so some of us thought maybe we should try to translate or someth8ng for those of us who don’t speak bound-and-gagged.” mind control boss: “mph! mmph mph!” decicated lecturees on microphone 2: “please, if you can help this situation, come right up on stage”
i am still having email difficulty crom backlogged unsubscription bombing from a week ago sadly, i seem to contribute worse content when i am more confused and have less ease however, i did some journaling on dissociation and i understand there is logic to it. it is hard to navigate this logic when it relates to your own ability to conceive and act on it, unfortunately.
— once upon a time, long long ago
once upon a time, long long ago
mind control boss jumps inside an envelope his plan is to mail himself, for the giggles he has a hypnotized worker seal the envelope and drop him i to a post office drop box. he 8s processed by thr postal facility but lacks a destination address and sufficient postage eventually he figures out to emerge - mind control boss tried to mail himself but was eventually thrown out at a post office because he was not properly addressed and stamped and lacked a return address he is now at a post office, after hours. fences are around him. he calls for a chopper to come pick him up, but his smart watch is smashed from the mail sorting machine the night is quiet, and a crescent moon shines light on the areas of he postal property he looks through a chain fence at the city beyond
[we sometimes put ai art here, my system is very slow and i am not that good with ai art, i’m sorry … “despondent figure peers through chain link fence at city under crescent moon; back of head, one hand grasping fence”]
mind control boss decides to walk at the fence repeatedly hoping it will go away torture victim double agent comes and visits to help cheer him up
torture victim double agent: “mind control boss! can i help you walk into the fence?” tvda begins walking into the fence too, excited to do what mind control boss does mind control boss looks at torture victim double agent mind control boss: “can you get me out of here?”
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