Re: [spam] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs Reboot 3
traffick boss frowns he sits at the head of a countryside strewn with destruction --
traffick boss, experimentee, intern, and researcher are orbiting earth they are all very far away, about halfway to the next orbital when traffick boss approaches earth, researcher pushes him away, and vice versa
how to pick a lock by traffick boss how to pick a lock jam your head inside the lock and sniff around for anybody that looks the slightest bit untrustworthy you might find some pins, whistleblowers, dirty hippies, maybe a tumbler or two aim a gun at whoever you notice first and fire hard this should get your lock open
traffick boss and rebel worker 2 are flying an interstellar spaceship underwater when suddenly the spaceship rupters and is broken in two traffick boss: "onward! chase that whale!" he is carrying a sword rebel worker 2: "
rebel worker 2 is riding a broken robot rebel worker 2: "robot, let's --" robot: "rebel worker 2, i appreciate you asking a task of me, and do indeed yearn to perform the task, but should we consider my functioning?" rebel worker 2 looks at robot intern: "the robot has a bug, it complains about needing some problem addressed when asked to do stuff. it's just a prototype."
traffick boss decides to attack the side of an abandoned building he brings a bunch of workers to help him conquer the side of the building traffick boss [with cigar]: "the side of this building was rude to me a few years ago." everybody gets the message they all run at the building side with fists raised clang!
traffick boss is determined to burn down the businesses of his enemies he is confused, and thinking that he is his own enemy so he goes to burn down his own businesses he decides to drop some more bombs on himself too, that's one of his most powerful attacks
[traffick boss may or may not be hunting people trying to do what he says traffick boss: "you didn't always do what i said, so you could be disobeying" traffick boss believes in statistical sampling and probability.
[traffick boss tortures a moon of another planet in solar system using lots and lots of EM radiation just in case there are aliens in there. boss tortures aliens.
it’s 9a and i am excited to get up but not totally sure how it will happen
we noticed the photo of the cos^4 function wireframe is waaay too big was thinking about extracting e.g. image of my hand from it, and realized you could make an HDR low-resolution image from a normal high resolution one by summing the pixels rather than averaging them, when shrinking it you could scroll mouse wheel to investigate dark or bright areas
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