Mail them each a $1000 wallet. Do the math... cheap, simple, works. Advancing the hands-off adoption of distributed privacy-capable uncensorable unconfiscatable cryptos... never so deviously fun and deliciously effective... over 500 new hodlers redpilled, addicted, FOMOing in, bumping their new fave tune... ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWAwK2fHArc Attn crypto world... do this, ftw.