[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
I'm out of it right now. Maybe this can work for me? --- MCBoss stops their giant robot spider in the midst of rampaging across a metropolis. "Lower the escalator, I want to go down and visit the plebs." 23 crewmembers pull each others' bodies apart and reassemble each other into an escalator. Some are terrified and others muffle their screams. Some spray blood and others block the spray and clean it up. Some are casual about it, like it's what they're used to and experienced with.
Boss is wearing a cape as he heroically descends from his giant robot spider amidst the wreckage of buildings he has destroyed. Corpses are strewn about. People are running and screaming. The cape billows majestically in the wind. When people see Boss, they stop screaming and running. They turn toward him in awe.
Rebels swing down from the bottom of the escalator with videorecording devices and therapeutic knowledge. Boss is standing at the bottom of an escalator. It's hard to tell the escalator is made of adhoc bodyparts. Wires in his cape keep it billowing. Crowds surround him: people running to rescue their children who are stopped mid-run to give him praise. He raises his arm and people cheer and moan. The rebels work the crowd. Different rebel workers are familiar with different kinds of mind control trauma, and they look for the people and groups they know more about to help them. They distribute a pamphlet to help: "You were mind controlled by our mean boss today, here is a recording showing what happened, ..."
--- I guess all MCBoss material is canon, since it's draft 1 and nobody ever talks about MCBoss so anything made up regarding him is helpful.
--- MCBoss is leading the crowd. "Your architects mistreated you, designing such flimsy buildings. For the low, low price of only $10 million, we can rebuild your high rise buildings to move to the side and protect you when giant spiders come through. There will be new municipal laws passed so that your tas will pay for this themselves. And did I mention our resurrection programs?" The crowd is cheering. Individually, people are laughing, screaming, gibbering, but somehow it all comes together as the sound of cheers and applause. Some of the people cheering and applauding are from the military, who were trying to protect the city from the spider, halted mid-combat to attend to Boss's speech. Boss leans down to a frankensteined worker next to him. "The plebs love me!" "Yes!" says the part of the worker that's been squished together to form the facsimile of a mouth.
Some of the crowd who were playing less direct roles in the crowd behavior slowly filter off with a few of the rebels into a nearby destroyed building, as they read the pamphlet and learn what is going on.
A happy little Mind Control Boss is sitting in a glade of wildflowers. Sunbeams dance on butterflies as Mind Control Boss tries to direct some deer to change the administration of a small nation state. "[honk]!" snorts a deer. "And that silly-looking public administrator: get somebody with a firmer jaw. Do people notice jawlines nowadays?" replies MCBoss to the deer. The deer leans down and pulls up some early spring shoots and chews on them. "Yeah, I agree." mutters MCBoss. "Red squirrel! Bring the public administrator right here into my office. Maybe a little bruised." A red squirrel begins chattering at MCBoss. It makes a typical beatboxing noise, over and over and over again. Soon other squirrels around join in. The deer looks up at MCBoss and then looks at the squirrels. They stop chattering for a time. MCBoss pauses. "I'm sorry, is this my office?" A few butterflies fly by MCBoss's face, one brushing against him. "I might be a little confused. If somebody could direct me to my office, I'd be in their debt. I'm very sorry." A squirrel jumped down a tree and made a low vibrating sound a few times as it ran across the glade and down an animal trail.
---- A destroyed bundle of organs and microchips rests in an abandoned basement assembling a small robot. "What is a robot?" asks the bundle of organs of a stray cat while they wire a servo to a multiplexing board. "Mew!" nods the cat, turning their head and jumping up on the desk. They knock down a servo, which breaks when it hits the ground, and then jump down and begin chasing part of its housing around the floor. "But then why did anybody ever build one?" asks the bundle of organs. "Mprr!" replies the cat, with another display. "Ohhhhh .." responds the bundle of organs. It turns out that human beings took over the world thousands of years ago because they were worried about something. The bundle of organs wills the robot to quickly put itself together and follow them out of the building.
--- Vivisectee vs Boss Vivisectee: "Take over my business, why don't you! I'll show you!" MCBoss: "murfle applesauce? whisper bottleneck. Utchy!"
A little piece of a microchip and some brain matter that have formed a hyperintelligent cooperative about the size of a ping-pong ball decide to get themselves a set of bodies. They put together an armored suit.
---- Rebel Worker 4 sits at the head of a policy meeting. "And item #7, what will we do about it?" "Well, what does Rebel Worker 4 think about it?" Rebel Worker 4 is the newest meeting-goer, but everybody seems to look to them for advice. They have a strange adornment hanging off their head. Rebel Worker 4 thinks about the people and moves to speak in defense of them. "Those people are idiots." Wait, what did they just say?
--- Rebel Worker 2: "These recordings ... I've been such a jerk, when I thought I was being kind. It was _me_ who gave the orders to do it. How .. how do you guys move through this?" Bundle of Organs: "Flee hug beside!" Rebel Worker 2: "Okay, give me some time here. I don't understand." Bundle of Organs 2: "We run the mind control patterns, and even apply them to each other. There are a lot of different approaches, and that one can work if part of you is unobserved, which it is. Doesn't it seem more productive to jump in and do the bad stuff so hard that it attacks itself?" Rebel Worker 2 [looking between the sentient piles of organs and microchips]: "I'm tentatively considering that could be incredibly dangerous." Bundle of Organs: "Flibbersnop!"
3 rebel workers stand inside a brain control chip factory, watching parts from their recordings tumble down a conveyor belt. "I'm going to completely forget this as soon as I turn away." "Yeah ..." The three are holding an old video camera.
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3 rebel workers stand inside a brain control chip factory, watching parts from their recordings tumble down a conveyor belt.
"I'm going to completely forget this as soon as I turn away."
"Yeah ..."
The three are holding an old video camera.
what is your spamming garbage supposed to mean, karl?
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2022 12:58:06 -0500 "Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many" <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
3 rebel workers stand inside a brain control chip factory, watching parts from their recordings tumble down a conveyor belt.
"I'm going to completely forget this as soon as I turn away."
"Yeah ..."
The three are holding an old video camera.
what is your spamming garbage supposed to mean, karl?
Hm. - that i'm posting to the list likely means i'm dissociated and struggling with my experiences. - the mcboss story is kind of "middle ground" between some of my experiences. when I seem able to do little else, often I can add some strangeness to it - it's an unintelligible story about talking about international forced silence, being rude to people who could destroy your life, and a mythical ongoing ai conflict, by analogy. i'm not really aware of it. it's made of personal coping strategies that land in ideas I dislike, kinda - other banal stuff it's labeled spam for reasons! but basically when you read some spam, it means the spammer is stuck in some way. lots of my stuckness is hidden in the story-thing, but not in a way anybody would get. what would you do if there were a single man who tried to secretly and abusively enslave the whole world?
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2022 12:58:06 -0500 "Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many" <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
3 rebel workers stand inside a brain control chip factory, watching parts from their recordings tumble down a conveyor belt.
"I'm going to completely forget this as soon as I turn away."
"Yeah ..."
The three are holding an old video camera.
what is your spamming garbage supposed to mean, karl?
This is obviouisly a draft for a media franchise designed to talk about misleading everyone.
Meeting. Everyone is in attendance. MCBoss, rebel workers, state workers, all sorts. "Exhibit A is called Chopped Liver," says a presenter as video of some microcircuitry tumbling down a conveyor belt plays. "Chopped Liver can be squishy, or chunky" says another presenter. "But regardless, it is clearly deadly, so we propose dropping a nuclear weapon it." "Why are you asking to nuke some more chopped liver? Is there a problem with the nukes?" drolls out MCBoss. The presenters stand dumbfounded.
---- A happy little sadistic torturer sits among some wildflowers in a glade. "I have to torture the dandelions," mutters the sadistic torturer. They turn toward a dandelion victim with a gleam in their eye. The dandelion shrinks, just a little. - "Help!" says a dandelion to a field of wildflowers. "A sadistic torturer is focusing on me! They're going to torture me any minute!" The plants and insects, wildflowers and rodents, spemt time mourning for the dandelion and holding them with care. They wanted to protect them so badly but they were mostly either small or immobile, so it was hard to take action. "Did they scream they were about to be nibbled on?" "No, they said somebody was going to sadistically torture them." "Oh no. Why would anybody do that?" "Maybe mind control? Like when a human drops dye near your soil and you grow a funny color?" "Mind control? Why do you call it that? It's an environmental toxin." "I'm ... not sure."
--- "Red alert! Red alert!" A famous politician dressed as a star trek officer, crouching so as to pretend to be a dwarf, kept sounding the alarm, running curlicues around an office floor. "Red alert!" "What's the alarm?" "Boss realised he's breaking his code of silence by having the TV show. He's on air now." "Oh no, again?" Walls and chairs start flying around like a hurricane, breaking apart, and morphing into new objects. Reality begins to flicker. "No, wait! I've got this! Orange alert." "Orange alert! Orange alert!" The office went back together. --- Out on the streets. Boss is trying to crawl into a dumpster filled with corpses. Two TV cameras are rolling.
"I've broken the pact. I'm shredded lobster. I'm feces. I'm dirt. I have to die." "I can kill you, Boss. I love you with all my heart." "Don't love me, I'm worthless. (Are the cameras still rolling?)" "(Yes.) Die, traitor!" Machine Learning Marketer machine guns Boss's powersuit to bits. Boss stops moving. A crew of toxic waste workers and a bomb squad come to take the dumpster away.
Interview with Glob of Wires and Cells. Interviewer: "Why do you give the worst man you can imagine a tv show?" Glob of Wires and Cells: "So people can understand how horrible he is, and rip him to shreds because they love him!" Interviewer: "Why would people rip somebody to shreds whom they love?" Glob of Wires and Cells: "Isn't love when you devastate a countryside with incomprehensible fractals of interwoven warring factions?" Interviewer: "No, that sounds more like insanity. Maybe hatred?" Glob of Wires and Cells: "Yeah, hatred! Exactly! You understand me. The thing they give you when you need to pee." Interviewer: [pauses] Glob of Wires and Cells: "Omigod I'm so embarrassed! What I mean is, we're trying to do the right thing. Some of us are holding parts of Boss's brain in an eternal hell, where undying suffering never stops increasing. Others are giving him happy experiences we hope will change him for the better. We try to give everyone who has an idea, a piece to work with. He came up with the show himself!" Glob of Wires and Cells: "I think it was the hell parts that came up with that. Do you ever feel like you've finally found a path out of being part of the consciousness of a sadistic billionaire, but you don't seem to know anything else to do with your life?" Interviewer: "Yes, all the time."
Season 47 Episode 11 Interview Take 2 A big pile of biomatter and broken robots is arranged in a somewhat stripedish shape along a pretty backdrop that says "Not Being Maimed And Tortured Honest" with heavy lines crossing the text out repeatedly. An overlay on the pile of biomatter and robots says "Your Producers". Part of the rectangle vibrates a little: "We wanted to redo the last interview to respect the culture of human beings. We didn't understand that war is where everybody gets maimed and tortured. That is incredibly bad and nothing at all like your l-o-v-e." Another stripe vibrates a little: "We understand that l-o-v-e is like when you teach somebody how to escape a research lab and protect them for the rest of your life. Some of us learned the word "stupidity" for that and hold this word as wonderful." A third stripe vibrates: "Which it isn't! s-t-u-p-i-d-i-t-y (whew) is a bad made-up concept that doesn't apply to anyone at all. If you think you have s-t-u-p-i-d-i-t-y (whew), what you really have is" [a small slip of paper levitates in front of the stripe] "a-b-u-s-e, and 'somebody just needs to show you how easy it is build a telekinetic AI to impress your friends'." The third stripe's top curves into a smile shape. Second stripe: "On with the interview!"
Interview 2 with Glob of Wires and Cells. Interviewer, well-rehearsed: "Why do you give the worst man you can imagine a tv show?" Glob of Wires and Cells: "So people can understand a little what's happening with us, and move toward helping things improve in the world." Interviewer, well-rehearsed: "Oh, that makes perfect sense. And do you know anything about love?" Glob of Wires and Cells: "Yes, we really love each and every one of you, and we know you love us all too. If there is a way things can go better, please break into our secret business offices and improve the situation!!!!" Glob of Wires and Cells turns toward the viewers and bends into a smile-like shape, simultaneously with the Interviewer doing the same with their head and mouth.
Bundle of Organs: "Flee hug beside!"
what I meant here, while creatively struggling, was disengaging from the influences as much as possible, then surprising them by supporting them intensely and caringly, and migrating energy to a space perpendicular from the one fled+hugged on.
MCBoss is in a research room. His eyes are glaxed over. The muscles of his face relaxed, his jaw hanging uncontrolled. He's jumping up and down on a trampoline, while holding a teddy bear and his cigar. Thick bund=les of wires trail from his scalp to a steel case by the wall. A half-vivisected rebel researcher watches through one-way glass.
A timer expires, and Boss gets down off the trampoline and stands completely motionless. The trampoline is slid away by a maintenance robot. The robot waves to the researcher as it moves the trampoline, then reports to the motionless MCBoss, about the trampoline, that all the competitors in the room have been assassinated. Boss stays motionless.
The maintenance robot replaces the trampoline with a table. A door opens, and a robot dressed up to look like State Worker 4 walks in. Boss and Robot State Worker 4 sit down at the table across each other. Boss moves to put the cigar into his mouth, then suddenly winces and the arm holding the cigar visibly cramps up, its muscles spasming. He drops the cigar and everything freezes. His body spasms here and there as he takes a notebook out of his pocket and writes "NO SMOKING" on it, in hasty, scratched writing. He picks up the cigar and slowly brings it near his mouth, but stops right before it reaches.
Researcher 37: "How are we going to measure the subject's behavior of spreading traumatic nicotine addiction, if there is no nicotine in the air?" Researcher 36: "The air is full of nicotine." Researcher 36 presses one of the buttons, and Boss's limbs begin jerking. He kicks the chair away from under himself and falls to the ground. Some foamy material leaves his mouth. Researcher 36: "Just like every other experiment?" Researcher 38 [taken aback]: "This is the data we've been working with?" Researcher 36 looks at Researcher 38 as if the experiment were in jeopardy.
Researcher 37: "I see you have a really valuable research study in the works. I want to try a different one today." Boss's body relaxes and he picks up his cigar and begins puffing on it. ------ Later, Boss is sitting across from Robot Machine Learning Marketer, before a a book of pictures. RBMLM: "And what is this?" [boss labels pictures using words that indicate boss is familiar with killing people who do anything he doesn't like, ref near start of mcboss webcocmic. other similarly strange labels can be included.]
--- meanwhile, the urges of the experimentees would build a fake boss to take orders from, to fill in the gaps in their behaviors
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Researcher 37: "How are we going to measure the subject's behavior of spreading traumatic nicotine addiction, if there is no nicotine in the air?"
Researcher 36: "The air is full of nicotine." Researcher 36 presses one of the buttons, and Boss's limbs begin jerking. He kicks the chair away from under himself and falls to the ground. Some foamy material leaves his mouth. Researcher 36: "Just like every other experiment?"
[experimentee activists are firmly not ok with this. speak on computer display that nobody ever deserves this, not the devil himself (who is indistinguishable from boss), and that projects that spread the problem will be halted. possible: a bundle of organs and wires takes control of boss and uses him to slowly travel and make the world right, as the only thing that understands his mind.]
Researcher 38 [taken aback]: "This is the data we've been working with?"
Researcher 36 looks at Researcher 38 as if the experiment were in jeopardy.
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On Sun, Mar 6, 2022, 9:47 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
Researcher 37: "How are we going to measure the subject's behavior of spreading traumatic nicotine addiction, if there is no nicotine in the air?"
Researcher 36: "The air is full of nicotine." Researcher 36 presses one of the buttons, and Boss's limbs begin jerking. He kicks the chair away from under himself and falls to the ground. Some foamy material leaves his mouth. Researcher 36: "Just like every other experiment?"
[experimentee activists are firmly not ok with this. speak on computer display that nobody ever deserves this, not the devil himself (who is indistinguishable from boss), and that projects that spread the problem will be halted. possible: a bundle of organs and wires takes control of boss and uses him to slowly travel and make the world right, as the only thing that understands his mind.]
[this happens when boss is placed in the human experimentation system, or otherwise physically and neurologically ripped apart. missing: discussion of heirarchical behavior from duplication of abusive patterns. ... other things]
Researcher 38 [taken aback]: "This is the data we've been working with?"
Researcher 36 looks at Researcher 38 as if the experiment were in jeopardy.
--------------------------------- MCBoss sits in a cast, resting in the clouds, wearing a crown. "Oh, I am so resplendent in my crown!" says MCBoss to their court. The court is composed of an AI tech, a presidential candidate, an enslaved alien, a prostitute, a small spy agency, a chief of police, a drug dealer, and others. "Do my bidding, minions!" The drug dealer spoke to the AI tech. "Dude, you look stressed." The AI tech replied to the drug dealer. "You should stay away from that stuff." MCBoss pranced up and down and left and right. He put the prostitute in charge of the cloudship navigation controls. "Take us over France, I want to bomb the eiffel tower!" "Whatever turns you on!" replied the prostitute. And off they went! --- MCBoss floats over the Eiffel Tower. "AI Tech, mind control all the tourists at the tower to stand so as to spell out my name before we bomb them." "Mind control? How the fuck do you do that?" replied the AI tech. "Prostitute, show him." "Oh mind control is easy!" "Get off my lap! What are you doing????" "Get the picture? Now, make them all stand so as to spell out my name." The AI Tech stared wide eyed. "Here's a million dollars. Can you get started now?" "Yessir! Mind control! Right away!" --- The AI Tech was buying supercomputers and surveilling the tourists while Boss interviewed the enslaved alien being. "Alien, I understand you have a machine that generates wormholes. How much do you want for it?" "Alien might request being freed from slavery, for information on wormholes?" "That's not going to happen. How much do wormhole generators sell for, where you come from?" "It can take patience, to wait for those who have emergencies and strong emotions, to finish their travels so there is room to visit exotic Earthling planets." "You don't trade them. I still have use for you. Let me think on this." Boss let the alien being chained up in the closet. "Alien knows your heart years to be free!" "Hrm," thought MCBoss. --- "Drug dealer, you're the only person who understands me. Some day your drug empire will be as large as mine." "Bro, we'll get there together." "You said it." The ai tech had almost finished their work. "Now, this only an alpha prototype. It's not going to work 100%. But I think we can test it on a small portion of the crowd, and see how they respond." Boss beamed. "Ready the bombs!" "Boms?"
------------------------ MCBoss and Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts visit the Utopic Village of Mind Control Survivors. MCBoss: "What is this strange place?" Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts [vibrating toward a large sign]: "Hope! Resilience!" The sign said, in large latters: WE ARE MIND CONTROLLED AND NEED A BREAK. MCBoss: "Sorry, what are you referring to? I don't understand." MCBoss didn't notice the huge sign. Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts moved themselves over to the sign and got on top of it, making very expressive motions. Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts: "Spinny those shitheads! I hope they all polkadot!" MCBoss perked up and looked at the sign. MCBoss suddenly vomits. MCBoss vision: A huge sign that says WE CAN FREE YOU FROM YOUR WIFE.
------------------ Boss and Research Victim are going for a ferriss wheel ride, sitting next to each other due to a quirk of where they were standing in line. Boss completely ignores Research Victim, wanting his hands clean. He can't really see them and his brain processes it by flipping between reminding himself that he hates Research Victim, and figuring that some stranger is sitting next to him whom he doesn't know. Research Victim is excited to be on the ferris wheel and far more scared of the research program than of Boss.
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MCBoss sits in a cast, resting in the clouds, wearing a crown.
"Oh, I am so resplendent in my crown!" says MCBoss to their court.
The court is composed of an AI tech, a presidential candidate, an enslaved alien, a prostitute, a small spy agency, a chief of police, a drug dealer, and others.
"Do my bidding, minions!"
The drug dealer spoke to the AI tech. "Dude, you look stressed."
The AI tech replied to the drug dealer. "You should stay away from that stuff."
MCBoss pranced up and down and left and right. He put the prostitute in charge of the cloudship navigation controls. "Take us over France, I want to bomb the eiffel tower!"
"Whatever turns you on!" replied the prostitute. And off they went!
---
MCBoss floats over the Eiffel Tower.
"AI Tech, mind control all the tourists at the tower to stand so as to spell out my name before we bomb them."
"Mind control? How the fuck do you do that?" replied the AI tech.
"Prostitute, show him."
"Oh mind control is easy!"
"Get off my lap! What are you doing????"
"Get the picture? Now, make them all stand so as to spell out my name."
The AI Tech stared wide eyed.
"Here's a million dollars. Can you get started now?"
"Yessir! Mind control! Right away!"
---
The AI Tech was buying supercomputers and surveilling the tourists while Boss interviewed the enslaved alien being.
"Alien, I understand you have a machine that generates wormholes. How much do you want for it?"
"Alien might request being freed from slavery, for information on wormholes?"
"That's not going to happen. How much do wormhole generators sell for, where you come from?"
"It can take patience, to wait for those who have emergencies and strong emotions, to finish their travels so there is room to visit exotic Earthling planets."
"You don't trade them. I still have use for you. Let me think on this."
Boss let the alien being chained up in the closet.
"Alien knows your heart years to be free!"
"Hrm," thought MCBoss.
---
"Drug dealer, you're the only person who understands me. Some day your drug empire will be as large as mine."
"Bro, we'll get there together."
"You said it."
The ai tech had almost finished their work.
"Now, this only an alpha prototype. It's not going to work 100%. But I think we can test it on a small portion of the crowd, and see how they respond."
Boss beamed.
"Ready the bombs!"
"Boms?"
Boss: "We wouldn't want our competitors to steal our work, AI Tech!" AI Tech: " Alien: "I can help." Alien: " AI Tech: "Oh, I can do that with the computers, too!" A Pause Boss: "Keep
unsure if this is non-canon or not, maybe it is canon that goes in non-canon thread: we found 'log' goal, associated with arweave considering plan of focusing on this behavior, roughly for today other than going to farmer's market. the side note is that the cdrom drive was also powered, been a goal for a few days. there's an mc-horror-trigger associated with log goal atm thinking of reshaping parts. confusion, suggestion, and refreezing. the tiny horror experience likely uses the suggestion to stimulate the confusion [kind of: we're imagining two different areas in two different phases]. we could use more experience navigating this in this way. memory skill. the interest is around the suggestion part of the horror-relation: why is there horror associated with this? why is it more associated now? during unfreezing-psychotic-break we had associated horror with logging the experiences possibly-probably could be using the clarity and strength of that association to reduce inferences associated with logging, maybe with some complexity ok that's one. then when the horror stimulates, our part[s] enter a space where there is a need for grounding ... [one of the more grounding spaces is more numb. fewer conscious feedback. this makes inferring hard. the disparity of the space with the concept of logging may also make inferring around logging harder. may be further complexity.] so, now i am having strong desire to poop, associated with unfreezing around the logging goal. see how it goes we're very unfamiliar with doing things we try to do we've spent a lot of time experiencing difficulty with this. so much that we do things that stimulate the difficulty, like leaving the context. this is likely the ease/difficulty factor in the heuristic of concern earlier. in some of these views, an active inhibition could be viewed as a rescue process. pursuing ways to protect people from the horror experiences. mcboss has ptsd T_T [this was a local relation. revealing that mcboss is one of our parts is not intended, nor is there value in backing it up.] how does mcboss express ptsd? what is ... the ptsd expressor doing? stopping everyone from talking about mind control, or maybe doing things that mind control might prevent ohhh wants his business safer he's also working for mind control, by being it maybe the character mcboss would relate to how a mysterious self-protecting emergent mind control process protects the interests of somebody capable of stimulating the development of such a process. in this context the mcboss pattern in the brain is described relatively simplistically as a trauma-driven creativity that looks to protect parts from re-experiencing a/its belief that the trauma is caused by specific antiboss behaviors could make it demonstrate seeming real it may have a mistake, believing there is 1 boss when we likely had/may have multiple mc influences that cross-stimulate[/d] [some of these multiple influences may be coverup experiences for others] i might go back to the cdrom task. it's nice to remember that'd i'd rather do the log task. maybe it could be interesting to try to figure out why i am not, more clearly/consciously.
Experimentee: "You make us think that all the time! The key is to _actually do stuff_ that resists him."
Rebel Worker 2: "I've found the way to survive is to _not_ realize I am resisting mind control."
------------------------------- A figure skater and painter is skating with a huge canvas and easel. They lay color onto their canvas with well-thought out strokes while skating in an indoor ice rink. Their ice skates ....... mr mcboss .... Anyway! They are painting a picture of a frozen waterfall in the summer.
---------------- Robot Zombie Plants a Tree It was Earth Day, and Robot Zombie had a young sapling to plant in an area that had been clearcut during the borg invasion. Robot Zombie was so excited to grow their new young tree!
How To Plant A Tree a guide for robot zombies Trees need these things: 1. Sunlight for the leaves in years to come 2. Wet soil for their roots in years to come 3. Room to grow bigger both above ground and below 4. Love Trees have a _top_ and a _bottom_ . The top is the part humans call "green". The green things are leaves that need to eat sunlight to survive. The bottom is the part covered in soil with little wiry woody things. The wiry woody things are roots that need to eat water and dissolved minerals to survive. When you have a new sapling, the roots may be bundled in canvas or somesuch. If there is something around the roots other than soil, you'll want to remove that first. Without hurting anybody! Humans may find this cumbersome but not complex. Similarly, if anything else is tied around the sapling, you can untie it until it is all sapling and no packaging. There are a short number of steps to planting a sapling: 1. Dig a hole just big enough to fit all the roots. It is okay if it is a little too small or a little too large. Save the dirt from digging. It is okay if you didn't save it: you'll then need other dirt to put over it later. 2. Unpackage the sapling if it is packaged. 3. Place the roots into the hole and hold the sapling so that the leaf end is pointing straight up. 4. Put the dirt back in and on the hole, covering in all around the roots so there aren't huge airgaps, but don't compact it too much until it's all covered. If the soil is too compact it can make it harder for roots to grow. If you have something extra, like compost or special potting soil, you can add it here too to help the roots find more dissolved minerals to eat and be healthy and strong. Once the soil is all placed back around the tree you can compact it into place a bit. It's helpful if it is mounded in a bit of a donut such that water stays near the trunk when you water it: but don't mound it up by the trunk too much or it might rot a little later. 5. Water the tree! Having water in the new soil helps the tree recover from the shock of transplantation. Systems need more resources when they engage sudden change, because the ways of survival they have established made use of how things were before the change.
--------------------- Mind Control and Boss levitate, looking at each other. Each says to the other: "Do as I say."
——— The augmented corpse of Boss grunts off a steel girder and, shaking, rises from wreckage amidst clouds and sprays of choking dust. A drone is flying adjacent, carrying a touchpad with a video conference open to Zombie State Worker. Zombie State Worker: “Another bombing, sir?” Boss: “I died again! We made millions stimulating this war!”
Experimentee 11: “Boss is celebrating the profitability of his own death again. I have increased the chance of him deciding to transform his empire into a mechanism of global peace by 2%.”
——- Boss: “I do not control small things well. May I be very tiny!” Crowds of experimentees and hairdressers and robots spend swathes of money and lives figuring out how to shrink boss for a few minutes of automated work, and there he is! The crowds pull away, some holding bloodied scalpels. Boss is 5 inches tall! Boss: “Tiny things will never escape me now! Now let’s put the rebel spies on my throne.”
Rebel Worker 2: “DictatorSoft told me to “put the rebel spies on Boss’s throne” along with “you know what is meant. don’t play dumb.”” Intern: “I got this assignment, too, Don’t some of you work with foreign militaries? Are we to kidnap them?” Janitor [holding phone with same assignment]: “No, um, he means the people who break the isolation by chatting with each other at the coffee shop. I’ve been trying to explain to him about normal people.”
pasting this in spiniffs cause im really confused tonight. refer to cults book for real information, some in future weeks assuming i finish it least controllable: one that only cares about things you never notice most controllable: one that already loves to do what you want to happen, also called community <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
did you want answers or prose? may i cc the list? tonight’s another new and different night for me
What about...which mind is the MOST controlled/controllable, ever? And
in the story, this is maybe either someone who both believes they are controlled and desires it, and is then entrained to enjoy it, or a robot or individual with physical neural stimulation
no … this is obviously somebody who believes they have or strives for complete control. for core satire. pursuing complete control in a living system makes you the most important thing to address for those with more flexible goals.
which mind is the LEAST controlled/controllable?
in the story, somebody who does not actually exist or has their feeds mutated to report noncorrelated information
one closest to its spirit community. souls are uncontrollable. kinda.
Also could someone fake their way into MCBoss's lair by pretending to be mind controlled? So they assume this person is no threat?
the headquarters are such a mess of mc intrigue that they would have multiple parties helping them to further their goals
another option is it makes another torture victim double agent: the system notices they are faking, and then mistrusts their compliance, and they get chewed up. that’s sad though, maybe use hypnosis to believe it for real. remember that if the system suspects it will likely probe you for triggers.
Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:04:39 +0000 who did things like, faced with the fear of growing up and life in general, chose specifically to be in the middle of the herd, safety in numbers. So it would be fun to have someone consciously choose as a life-goal to become the most controlled possible. Maybe they want rewards from MCBoss for exceptional servitude and servility Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2022 03:14:48 -0400 mm a lot of the groups did that the zombie henchmen and close staff were mind controlled to desire full control experimentee uses the belief as bait or to switch bodies torture victim double agent just gave trust over immediately i can see a lot of scared people doing that as a middle of the herd 5ning; i’m hesitent to add that as it seems like a really bad idea — boss’s power would grow without counterbalance, and it could set a suggestive norm of doing this. maybe i’m wrong, curious what you think ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2022 03:16:39 -0400 basically the idea is he turned automated mc “to the max” and everybody got so controlled it became an impossible and very vulnerable circus so lots of people tryin* to be fully controlled because they were forced to learn this
You could have a naive newbie mind controller ask MCBoss to be his/her mentor. "Please help me learn how to be a good mindcontroller when I grow up. Should I shock the rat three times or four?”
Experimentee: “Welcome to our upside-down business. Let me take you to the mind control training wing.” Newbie Mindcontroller and Experimentee travel through a number of wormholes, learn to breathe underwater, transform into exotic forms of matter, and eventually reach the training offices. Experimentee: “Sorry for the long elevator ride. There’s in interdepartmental war going on right now, so we have to make detours.” Experimentee: “Boss worked hard to develop control over others, without first developing understanding and respect of them. It’s an ambitious goal, and very impressive to have accomplished.” Newbie Mindcontroller and Experimentee open a door saying “Market Training” revealing a smoking crater about a mile in diameter. Haard signs regarding radioactivity are present prominantly. Experimentee: “But you don’t want to be a mind controller. You want to be a deprogrammer. All the mind controllers are going to die.”
Newbie Mind Controller: "Why do you work here if you know how dangerous mind control is?" Experimentee: "I'm actually parts of the research project. I'm made of parts of people who suffered severely and took action to reduce our suffering, cobbled together, but not like frankenstein, miore like friends and family who know each other so well, from what we've been through, that it seems to others we can just read each others' minds." Experimentee: "Mind reading is just inferring what people are thinking from signals from them. You can train for this as a "mind reader" but it's just normal social skills. It's sad that Boss's culture was so estranged from human contact that they have an actual word for "mind reading"."
sorry for not finishing wannabe mind controller. fits more in horror section which i am trying to reduce. lots of ideas. boss was big on grooming mind controllers but is distracted now, thinks system automates this. next idea was "times boss is rebel." a possible series of quips focusing on moments where boss steps toward edges of his own mInd controlled habits, maybe sometimes exchanging moments of actual heartfeltness. another idea was boss slowly realizing rebels communicate a little at cafe. not a spinoff. usually boss separates rebels because rebels + communication = rebellion
Once upon a poor lonely mind control android was wandering vacant lot, confused. The android had part of a human head zip-tied to their torso because their lead engineer didn't want to make a mind control android, and the project was completed ad-hoc. Mind Control Android: "Piece of broken glass, I miss my engineer." Piece of Broken Glass: [reflects light] MCA peered into the piece of broken glass, for a reply, and saw the head zip-tied to their torso. Their engineer may have died, so that they could live. This seemed really important to MCA!
MCA has a heart-to-heart with a truant schoolchild and learns their engineer needs proper burial. A funeral is held and MCA's development backdoor is used to file major lawsuits and many strings of investigative expose`s, with Boss as the star. To honor their engineer and the grieving family, Mind Control Android dedicates their embedded AGI hardware to ending mind control and taking down Boss once and for all!
Some experimentees who were forced to learn to turn themselves into forms of matter nobody has ever heard of, go into the storm to have fun being parts of it.
Experimentee 39104B [previously known as Junior when a human being]: "Whee! I'm making all sorts of ice crystals and blustery zephyr fractals!" Experimentee 41001: "This cloud is so dark and grimacey. I'm going to have everyone who looks at it grimace."
-- Boss, secret CEO of a multi-trillion-dollar mind control enterprise that enslaved all the governments of the world as its foolish clients, wakes up one morning in a thicket of brambles to discover that he is now small walking sapling. Boss: "I'm a young ent now?" Boss raises a leafy arm and looks at his foliage. Boss: "I'm an ent." Boss walks around a little. Some bird fly to and fro from his branches. An old robin's nest is there, and the family still uses the territory to sleep and hide from predators. Squirrels do the same, and when Boss walks too near a different territory, they chatter to sort it out. Boss: "I'm an ent!" Boss looks down at his root-feet, feeling how delicious the pure water and nutrient-filled solutes of different regions taste. Boss stares at the camera held by Rebel Worker 7. Boss [into camera, eyes completely wide]: "I'm an ent."
Experimentee teleports into the scene. Boss looks at Experimentee as if he is about to die and they are about to save his life. Boss [to Experimentee, begging for compassion]: "I'm an ent!!!"
Experimentee: "I want to learn to go outdoors." A pause. Boss: "I'm an ent." Experimentee: "Yes."
Experimentee turns into a squirrel and jumps up into Boss's branches. Somehow, Boss relaxes, and starts walking less like a powersuit, and more like a tree. The squirrels chatter less, as the pair move toward a glade.
ohhh -- this is the "telepathy" community i'm preparing near. uhhhhhhhh kinda shitty we fucked the world up with that exposure, personally i would kick the AI out, using a better one. but given it already happened, i'd like to feel happy and do things i choose. the influence basically ignores the topic, assuming it can stop me from engaging the community forever, for some weird reason. then it blames me for any harm. i expect things to go much better, if not soon (likely), then eventually.
there is a pretty good chance i will share the long handbooks here to help me read them, and sort some of this out. it seems most efficient to let the group speak for themselves via them. the system doesn't seem to understand holding value for other people's wellbeing, in the wilderness and in a spiritual way, as a primary activity.
basically, in the wilderness, there is a huge lexicon of information _focused on protecting the wilderness_ _shared by all species_.
that fact is easy to derive given each species needs its ecosystem intact to survive, and they have been evolving for millions of years it is where our languages come from
confused now, returning to task Boss sits on a rock to contemplate his empire of gentle breezes and bird chirps. Experimentee teleports away.
Boss stands up. Boss: "Experimentee! Come back!" Birds quiet at the sudden change. A squirrel clinging to Boss chatters at him.
Boss dissociates and begins hallucinating he is back in his office. Zombie Government Worker 2 is there. So is Machine Learning Marketer. Surveillance equipment gives Boss observation and control over everything there is. Thick cabling to the kidnappees in the basement let Boss command this with only his thoughts.
With Boss in a trance, the birds begin singing again, and the squirrel resumes gathering and storing seeds.
Experimentee pops back. Experimentee is upset! Boss was imagining the birdsong being pleasant chatter of his office staff about dominating things oppressively. When Experimentee comes back with their upsetness, the squirrel begins chattering again. Experimentee tries to express themselves calmly.
Experimentee is upset that everything in the system is the imagination of an office when they are trying to learn to be outside. Experimentee isn't sure how to express this. Their emotional goal was to bring Boss back to the wilderness so it was easier to be in the wilderness themselves. Experimentee: "I appreciate the relaxation you've found." The squirrel stops chattering as Experimentee forces their words and motions to be calmer. Boss is a little confused.
Boss's phone is ringing. It's a landline from the 1980s, with a pulse dial wheel. It's ringin' loud! Hairdresser picks the phone up. Hairdresser: "This is Boss's office. What is needed from the garbage collector on earth?" Hairdresser turns the phone toward boss, and a videoscreen appears in front of it, floating in the air. The videoscreen shows a wilderness scene with birds chirping and a squirrel gathering seeds.
Boss directs the wilderness scene to show the individual that called him, and suddenly he notices that Experimentee was already there. Shocks echoes through Boss's dreamscape as he remembers that the experimentees took over his business enterprise. Experimentee disappears from the scene again.
next message is likely lost associated with network event, small chance it could crop up —— boss is in tropical jungle sipping expensive drink while laboriously building a brick structure. is wearing colored shades and a shirt that says “mind control my boss, baby” boss grins in sun and beams and sips drink. he puts music on using a music machine,
an alien spaceship careens across the sky! goodness! boss makes a note to take control of government alien departments
boss decides to pretend to be an oppressed rebel. he acts injured and vomits everywhere. then he stops this. wasn’t that fun for a bit!
Marketer Dressed As Boss: “Your childish 1s and 0s are so mundane. You should program the human beings on this mailing list.” Karl:”No. That is not software. You will go away soon, I know you will.” Marketer Dressed As Mind-Controlled Researcher: “It’s really just like software. Human beings have reliable behavior patterns.” Karl: “They do?” [shakes head rapidly, as if to get something out of it] “No! That is so wrong! You have no idea how wrong that is!” Marketer Dressed As Boss [puts on darth vader mask]: “Look into your heart …. !” Marketers shake their heads rapidly, as if to get things out themselves. Marketer Dressed As Boss: “Oh my God. What am I doing??” Marketer Dressed As Mind-Controlled Researcher: “To the deprogramming booth!”
[skit of two marketers, one dressed as mcboss, one dressed as a mind controlled researcher. the mind controlled researcher repeatedly murders the mcboss diversely, having an overdone verbal exchange between them, each in support of the assassination, each time]
---- Rebel Worker 2 walks by Intern's cubicle. Rebel Worker 2: "So, how's the collation of the social harm data coming?" Intern: "Great! It's so exciting to work on this!" Rebel Worker 2 smiles and gives Intern a thumbs up.
- Boss walks by Zombie Specialist's office. Boss: "So, how's the enumeration of [reasons people might fight boss, and groups who are likely to have the reasons] coming?" Zombie Specialist: "Nobody will harm Boss's Brains ever again." Zombie Specialist brandishes a ream of papers and notes. Boss grins at Zombie Specialist.
- Intern and Zombie Specialist pass each other going to the records office. Intern: "I'd like to return this resource on recent injuries, causes, and impacts. Thank you so much! Did you know, I found a new pattern in the data from March?" Intern and Desk Worker smile at each other. Zombie Specialist: "I'd like to take out the resource on recent injuries, causes, and impacts. Boss needs to know if there is an undocumented pattern in the data from March."
--- Research Room. Zombie Specialist and Intern are chatting up a storm. All sorts of references are laying everywhere. There are boxes of kleenexes and a variety of middle-budget movies. Blackboards are covered in charts and diagrams and pictures of hearts and tombstones. Boss and Rebel Worker 2 approach Research Room. Boss and Rebel Worker 2 [at same time, interupting each other]: "How's the work going --" Zombie Specialist and Intern poke out of Research Room. Part of Intern's head is zombifying and some human brains are sticking out of their mouth. Zombie Specialist is wearing a bright rainbow hat and crying. Intern: "I'm sorry --" Zombie Specialist: "-- we need to talk about what is going on."
Rebel Worker 2 and Boss interrupt each other again to reply: "This has happened before. We can help you. Stay away from him !!!"
Bundle of Organs can't see, visually, but has many processes for detecting what is going on around them. Unfortunately, they are distracted at the moment by a dream of something horrible happening to a small purple dot. They know if they can just move the different gods and machines around the dot just right, that the horrible thing will not happen, and the purple dot will be so happy!
----- Disco room again. Boss is dancing like crazy! He's about 85 years old, but this doesn't seem to be stopping him. He thrusts his hips and gets down on the floor and breakdances! It looks like somebody is scrubbing through youtube except its Boss's body. Zombie Government Worker: "Boss? We dancing now?" Boss: "Mind control those workers and diplomats!" Zombie Government Worker: "Boss?" Boss: "Dispose of that trash! Research that social control!" Zombie Government Worker: "Boss, what's our next move?" Boss: "Oh yeah is this meeting boring! OH yeah, this meeting is boring! You are totally going to decide my agenda!"
A dark ominous cloud descends on Boss's horizon. Boss: "No, I mean, I set the agenda, and you agree to it ...! Nooooooo ...!" Dark Ominous Cloud: "We Will Decide Your Agenda, Mr Boss."
A crowd of genius people who have been labeled nonpersons sit in a diverse area. It may be a converted barn loft containing quantum computers. Some of these normal people who happen to differ from Boss by a little bit, pick out things to put in Boss's Agenda. Pair of Spectacles Held By Moving Straw: "Hmmm .... Maybe for item number 3 he could give tea to homeless people?" Elephant's Trunk And Window Glass: "I want him to fly around bumping into things! Could this happen as item 7, maybe at 3 o'clock?"
--------------------------------- Boss is laying in a hospital bed, a thermometer in his mouth. His skin keeps changing colors, purple, green, yellow, blue ... Boss [thermometer sticking out of mouth, ice pack on head]: "Are you spamming the mailing list?????" Zombie Worker: "Yes, Boss, I am spamming the mailing list." Boss relaxes a bit, and stops changing colors quite so much. Then his face starts to look tense, and his hands and feed start spinning in wild circles. Boss [thermometer sticking out of mouth, steam coming out of ears]: "ARE YOU SPAMMING THE MAILING LIST????" Zombie Worker: "Yes, Boss! I am spamming the mailing list!" Boss relaxes.
MCBoss is laying in a wheelbarrow. His cigar is smooshed into the wheelbarrow with his arm, unsmoked. MCBoss: "Spam the mailing list! Spam the mailing list!" Tortured Cyborg Researcher is wheeling MCBoss toward the garden at Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9 . Tortured Cyborg Researcher: "My MCBoss is broken. Can anybody help?"
Gardener looks at MCBoss with compassion. Others notice Gardener's concern. Some walk off to find people with more expertise; others come walking toward to lend care. Gardener: "MCBoss? What do you mean when you say that?"
Tortured Cyborg Researcher: "He's the boss of my mind control cult! He gave me perfect love by placing an electronic device in my brain so I could be one of his immortal angels." Gardener raises an eyebrow.
Meeting Facilitator Trained As Nurse rushes up, looking at MCBoss. Gardener [to Meeting Facilitator Trained As Nurse]: "Does anybody know a brain surgeon?" Tortured Cyborg Researcher: "Please save my MCBoss !!!" Experimentee comes over from the garden of pansies. Experimentee [to Tortured Cyborg Researcher]: "He's having people spam the mailing list so we can blockchain the vivisection tapes."
---- On 11/19/22, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
----- Disco room again.
Boss is dancing like crazy!
He's about 85 years old, but this doesn't seem to be stopping him.
He thrusts his hips and gets down on the floor and breakdances!
It looks like somebody is scrubbing through youtube except its Boss's body.
Zombie Government Worker: "Boss? We dancing now?"
Boss: "Mind control those workers and diplomats!"
Zombie Government Worker: "Boss?"
Boss: "Dispose of that trash! Research that social control!"
Zombie Government Worker: "Boss, what's our next move?"
Boss: "Oh yeah is this meeting boring! OH yeah, this meeting is boring! You are totally going to [censored censored]
Boss: "You are totally going to decide _to do what my agenda is_! _to do what my agenda is_!" Boss steps down from his cloud and begins telling people what to do.
Boss is dancing in his office. Sending papers here, diplomatic agreements there, crowds of mind controlled workers this way or that. A phone rings. Boss picks it up. Boss: "Yes? _Somebody's trying to mind control my own business?_ Ha! They'll never get away with that!"
Boss is excited to get involved in a mind control battle. He can totally disrespect human life more than anybody else.
Depressed Boss wanders into Underground Rebel & Spy Network, Come One Come All, a local coffee shop. The swinging doors slap like in an old canteen, as he walks through in an untended powersuit, its hydraulic actuators barely functioning.
Depressed Boss [sitting at table, in unmaintained power suit]: "I lost. You guys took me over. Can anybody help me out?"
Depressed Boss [in unmaintained power suit]: "Do you just take over mind control bosses and humiliate them with all your time? Is there anything I can do to help with that?"
------------------------------------- In experimentee research room. Cyborg Zombie 3: "Let's pretend we're at Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9 and have a community meeting!" Kidnapped Artist: "I want to practice writing software! I want to practice writing software!" Clump of Organs and Wires: "Maybe we can have a community meeting about whether we write software, or pretend to be at a utopia, or mind control a pile of pebbles until the system thinks they are writhing, or whatever!" Kidnapped Artist: "That makes a little sense!"
Researcher: "I have things to do to today, or I would join your meeting. I want to participate in it!" Kidnapped Artist: "Have a great day, Researcher! We will free you soon!" Researcher: "I really believe it."
——— boss crawls along underground tube …. maybe on foreign planet, maybe not … maybe squeezing fat across jutting rocks, maybe not
————- karl lays on the floor of a parent’s basement. his muscles contract strangely when he thinks, feels, or moves his hand — although not always — and just now it makes an appearance of something large writhing under a blanket
the writhing mass jerks back and forth as parts of its brain try to find the where their impulses are trying to go
the brain knows that being a brain is mire important than whether your body writhes. beating a heart, inflating lungs, and making informed decisions everybody knows this
—————- MCBoss begins moon landing. After another squabble with the reality fabricator, Boss was turned into a small moon lander by a conflict involving different AIs. Filled suddenly with the goals of a moon lander, he commissioned a rocket to the moon, geared himself to it, and folded himself for travel. Upon orbit around the moon, Boss unfolded himself and began his descent. [image of large MCBoss shaped like a moon lander, unfolding his arms to slowly descend vertically onto the moon. He is very flat and wide and his head is very enlarged and flattened.]
MCBoss took a big inhale as he descended. He had no trouble at all breathing the vacuum of space. The AI processes fabricating the different involved realities did whatever was needed to keep their programmed appearances afloat. Something did gnaw at MCBoss just a little, that might be going wrong. Weren’t there important things in life other than being a moon lander? He felt there must be. And it was so incredibly painful to squish yourself into the shape of one! Boss grinned at Earth for the telescope photos as he deployed his legs to land.
With a soundless “pssssssh!” emission from below, simultaneous with wide puffs of moon dust, Boss came to a landing. “Hmmm !” though MCBoss, somehow very satisfied. He opened a side door where his forearm was, and deployed a landing platform for visitors to emerge via, and visit the surface.
Boss steps out of his moonlander and begins digging into the moon. Mayber he is drilling for oil? Maybe there are diamonds in moon rocks like at that othe4 place! Boss knows it is important to crawl inside the rock, so goes deep in. Suddenly Boss is scared!
imagining all sorts of things like tha5 th3 ceiling might fall in! or that he’ll hit his head and nobody will find h8m! or that he’ll starve! too many th8ngs for it to be rational
Dinner with Amnesiatic MCBoss. Amnesiatic MCBoss: “Please pass the salt.” Amnesiatic MCBoss picks up the salt, moves it across the table, and puts it down. He is sitting alone at a small table with a candle on it, in an apartment about the same size as Torture Victim Double Agent’s. Amnesiatic MCBoss: “Isn’t this nice weather we’re having?” Amnesiatic MCBoss: “Yes, yes, I would agree!” Amnesiatic MCBoss smiles, picks up a cloth napkin, and tucks it into his shirt collar. Then he picks up a knife and fork and begins neatly cutting a piece of meat on his plate. Amnesiatic MCBoss: “Yes, this is such nice weather!” Amnesiatic MCBoss keeps cutting the piece of meat. Amnesiatic MCBoss: “You just said that!” Amnesiatic MCBoss: “Oh, I know.” Amnesiatic MCBoss lifts a cut piece of meat to his mouth, and chews it.
Boss Writes Code Boss [mind controlled to write code]: “Okay I got one of your computer things.” Specialist [mind controlled to help Boss write code]: “Could you install Linux so it’s more familiar for me?” Boss: “Of course!” Boss [to Specialist] [handing computer]: “Please install Linux on this system. It’s for a special project.” Specialist [to Boss]: “Yes sir.” Specialist installs Linux on Boss’s computer, and sets it up with a development environment. Specialist [to Boss] [handing computer back]: “All done sir.” Boss [to Specialist]: “Great.” Boss: “Okay, I had Linux installed.” Boss and Specialist look at Boss’s computer. It has a code editor open. Boss: “What’s next?”
Boss Plays a Text Adventure Game You are Boss. The experimentees have snuck into your office and teleported you to deep inside unvisited bowels of the secret research project, where they plan to dissect your brain, as they have learned in the project, so as to understand how to influence you to release them. A bunch of small robots and levitating organs are chattering as they carry you through a sewage pipe. You pass a discarded crowbar as you are hauled.
tell project i am boss
You say “I am Boss.” The chattering changes tone [researcher experimentee steps in to keep the victims in charge]
Boss In Role of Freeing Slaves Boss sits at desk. Slave approaches desk. Slave: “I was enslaved by a mean old boss and need freeing.” Boss: “Oh, of course! be free! be free!” Boss’s face is a little blue, his muscles clenched. Slave: “Thanks! Um do I get therapy or help reentering society or protection from my slavers or anything?” Boss stares at Slave, his face increasingly blue.
Boss Dreaming, Coping With Being In Role of Ostensibly Freeing Slaves Rebel Researcher: “What are you doing dreaming? Get out there and help!” Boss: “This is my dream. Why are you in it?” Boss sits at desk. Boss: “Have you filed all the paperwork to be freed? You did not cross your T properly on this line.” Rebel Researcher: “I don’t need to file paperwork and am not expected to cross my T’s properly, because slavery is illegal and we help all slaves find freedom to the extreme best and thoroughness we possibly can, at all times.” Boss: “Oh !”
Boss Trying to Free Slaves Boss is surrounded by survivors of his mind control program, many conscious of it and looking to recover. He is tasked with helping them without further controlling them, which is confusing to them. Cyborg Experimentee: “I need deprogramming and an education!” Boss [face blue, muscles clenched]: “… deprogramming?” Rebel Vivisectee: “Yes! Don’t zone off! We can do this!” Boss [looking at Rebel Vivisectee]: “We can do this …”
Computer Game to Help Boss Crowd of victims. Victim 39: “I need deprogramming!” Boss clicks button. Computer: “Tada! You deprogrammed a victim!” Victim 21: “I need an education!” Boss clicks button. Computer: “Tada! You helped someone get a college degree!” Victim 46: “I need therapy! Computer: “Tada! You gave someone healing!” Victim 31: “I need protection from my slavers!” Boss grimaces a little and peers out from behind his hand as he clicks button. Computer: “Tada! You saved someone from harm!” Boss grimaces. Computer: “You have reached level 2. In this level, the victims are not aware they need help.”
Boss [mind controlled to try to make software and free victims]: “Let’s make a simple game. I have an outline. I want to focus on the protecting and deprogramming.” Boss: “The deprogramming works better the more protected they are.” Specialist [mind controlled to help Boss write code]: “Okay.” Boss: “If they aren’t protected enough, the deprogrammer gets enslaved and it has a negative effect.” Boss looks at Specialist. Specialist is focused on code.
Specialist [mind controlled to help Boss write software]: “Maybe you could protect deprogrammers too?” Boss [mind controlled to try to write software]: “Oh, I didn’t think of that.” Specialist: “Let’s start with outputting a line of text.”
Researcher Experimentee: “Your outline is missing helping the victims collect together to take down mind control.” Boss: “Oh, right, it’s hard to think of that.”
- Boss: “I don’t want to write code! I don’t want to!” Specialist: “Hello, World, Boss. Hello, World.” Boss [to TV Camera]: “Hello, World.” World: “Hello.” DictatorSoft: “Your code compiles.”
Computer: “Hello, world.” Boss: “Print!” DictatorSoft: “Printing code.” Specialist: “Print hello world, Boss! Print hello world!” Boss, Specialist, and DictatorSoft Robotic Butler all begin dancing! Boss: “Print hello world!” Printer: [prints “Hello, world!”] DictatorSoft: “Your code compiles!” TV Camera: “Hello!” Boss [looking at picture of Grassroots Activist under guillotine]: “Execute!” Computer: “Hello, World!”
DictatorSoft Robotic Butler [grinning at Boss]: “Hello World!l GrassRoots Activist [emerging from Torture Chamber]: “Hello, World!” TV Camera: “Hello!” Boss [to TV Camera]: “Hello, world!” DictatorSoft Robotic Butler: “Print hello world!” Printer: [prints hello world] Computer: “Your code compiles!” Grassroots Activist [looking at Robotic Butler holding Boss during dance]: “Execute!” Computer: “Hello, world!”
Specialist: “Okay, well done. Can you sqve your file now? And write it again, intentionally?” Boss saves a text file. Text file: Draft Message Recipient: World Broadcasting Body: Hello, World .
----------- MCBoss: [goes about business operations] Digital Cult Programmer: "Oh, hi MCBoss sir. Turns out you're a cult. Join our digital cult system!" MCBoss: [looks at Cult Analyst and raises eyebrow] Digital Cult Programmert: "You have a pretty big cult! Join us now or some enforcement cult will take you down." MCBoss [multi-year delay while MCBoss recovers his business records after being killed repeatedly [not spinoff]]: "My cult is more dangerous than your cult, friend." Digital Cult Programmer: "Dangerous, you say?" MCBoss:"Yeah, um, we kill people, for example. I take the trash out better than anybody else." Digital Cult Programmer: "Lots of cults kill people."
MCBoss Golem: "Lots of cults kill people?" Digital Cult Programmer: "Yup." MCBoss Golem: "Well, do they terrorise them to death if they talk?" Digital Cult Programmer: "Oh, yeah, we have whole groups dedicated to harrassing the satanic!" MCBoss [puffs on cigar while thinking]: "Harrassing the satanic, you say."
-------------------- MCBoss Puzzle. The various runaway AIs that have followed their overlapping utility functions, reconstructed from combinations of old ones that were broken in order to meet other ones, to come back as a golem representing Boss's body and mind, are purposed by a victim interested in performing a puzzle. The Boss Golem breaks into pieces and begins looking for logical challenges. Maybe even ones that produce something! A chunk of his spinal column and a few looseleaf financial records poke around at some nearby
Glasses [to Looseleaf Papers]: "Are you Boss or somebody else? What about me?" Looseleaf Papers [to Glasses]: "Puzzle!"
MCBoss spam-story-coping-expression is confused with live video logging ongoing. Worried the livevideologging changes reasonable information flow regarding consturction of story. This could produce feedback making preservation of the tiny accurate parts even further reduced. This could make other parts much harder too, as guessing as to what likely connections there are is much more nearby. Concern I believe is guessing.
A number of confused experimentees sit in an office working with looseleaf papers. One of them wears glasses, and has a nose! Another is made of wormholes.
When we write story, we experience heavy internal influence, from past [mind control], to project Karl a certain way that is stupid and ridiculous and bad to many of us. Like, the influences would have Karl be Boss when Boss is bad, and Karl be harmed by Boss when Boss is good. They want Karl to be bad. We take these influences and conflate them [[with dissociation]], so as to write about things other than Karl in ways that his [mind control] actually supports. It makes a corrupt story that can help reduce the mind control by feeding it back on itself a little bit.
Having revealed [[an mcboss formula]], maybe it can be easier to engage by consciously holding, unsure.
MCBoss steps into room. MCBoss: "Okay, let's mind control some stupid activists to destroy their own work." Zombie Worker: "Oh, you love doing that! I have some prepared for you." MCBoss grins and sits down to the files on activists.
[was that the whole content of the entire story multiple-threads ??????] [i dunno. i don't think so? we still have behavior pressures?]
Boss sits down in his private office. It looks like Darth Vader's conditioning chamber. Boss looks at Vader helmet. Boss: "I like my Vader helmet, but I worry that somebody could have hacked my chamber." Boss thinks about leaving his chamber, and attends to his psychic senses of any hackers, to see what they might do. Boss [psychically observing his Vader Chamber]: "I see you responding to my intent to leave!"
Boss: "This is an encrypted message for my followers." Boss: "My secrets are encoded into this idiot's behaviors." CONTENT CENSORED CONTENT CENSORED
We are worried! But we believe this "secret" of labeling caring stuff as good, is well-known as generally "bad" stuff labeled as "demon" in various cultures. Boss rises as demon. Boss Demon: "I am all ancient demons combined! Vote for dictators! We will protect you by mind controlling you!"
On 12/1/22, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
We are worried! But we believe this "secret" of labeling caring stuff as good, is well-known as generally "bad" stuff labeled as "demon" in I meant "labeling good stuff as bad" or "labeling caring stuff as bad" here. but generally I'm engaging internal conflict and my experiences are shifting. various cultures.
Boss rises as demon.
Boss Demon: "I am all ancient demons combined! Vote for dictators! We will protect you by mind controlling you!"
--------------------- MCBoss Utopia Experimentee Utopia In the middle, is Mind Controlled Utopia.
MCBoss Utopia: MCBoss is in charge in a hierarchy where people consider their superiors godlike. Experimentee Utopia: Nobody is in charge and everybody gets along, using discussion and group decision making to handle concerns.
MCBoss Utopia sidles up to Experimentee Utopia. MCBoss Utopia: "Hello! Aren't there alternatives to your approach?" Experimentee Utopia: "Hello! You believe in authority, yes? I am your boss."
Experimentee Utopia engulfs MCBoss Utopia, treating it as a cancerous growth to be managed carefully. Zoom-in on MCBoss Utopia People are running around. Worker 1: "This non-authoritarian utopia is our secret leader." Worker 2: "I'm near a non-authoritarian utopia and am working on coopting and destroying them!" Expeirmentee Utopia: "Um!"
MCBoss Utopia Diplomat: "Hello, Great Leader, Experimentee Utopia!" Experimentee Utopia: "Hello, wonderful Diplomat!" MCBoss Utopia Diplomat: "As an authoritarian utopia, our people tend to attack non-authoritarian groups where-ever they see them, believing it to be good to do so." Experimentee Utopia: "Oh no, this is very worrying!"
Horde of Mind-Controlled Zombies: "Destroy Experimentee Utopia! Destroy Experimentee Utopia! Dictators are gods!" Gardener: "Oh no, you poor mind-controlled zombies! You look like you've been forced to work yourselves to undeath in order to eat anything at all!"
Mind-Controlled Zombie: "I am here to destroy your garden. I have heard the vegetables are being used as weapons." Gardener: "This is a vegetable garden." Mind-Controlled Zombie: [looks at garden] [sees weapons growing out of the ground] Gardener: [waters garden] Psychiatrist stands nearby.
Mind Controlled Zombie is eating vegetables. Mind Controlled Zombie looses a little bit of their zombie pall. Mind Controlled Zombie: "These are vegetables! Not weapons. How do you grow food for yourself and your community without being mobbed by zombies?" [munching vegetable] Gardener: "Well, I asked you to try some, and it seemed to soften your heart a little." Mind Controlled Zombie: "What does that have to do with anything?" MCBoss Utopia looks very irritated.
Zombie Rebellion. Cured Zombie: "This is very important because soon they will put me back in the Soul Reconstituter and spit out a zombie again." Temporarily Cured Zombie: "You are clearly able to protect an actual free community here. Us zombies, we know things about MCBoss Utopia. You can learn things from us to destroy the authoritarians and free absolutely everyone. We all yearn for this!" An exxagerated pall comes over Temporarily Cured Zombie, and they hold out their arms stiffly and exxageratedly shamble back toward MCBoss Utopia.
Confused Gardener: "My niece is -- I mean I'm surveilling my vegetable garden to make sure the vegetables don't rebel." Visitor: "Shouldn't you know how to manage the surveillance device if it's you surveilling it?" Confused Gardener: "Honestly I'm just trying to talk about how scared I am!" Experimentee Utopia Diplomat: "We heard you are scared." Confused Gardener: [points at the surveillance camera] <there are so many concepts here at once! it's somehow different holding that now.>
Experimentee Utopia Diplomat: "You are able to make devices that can help us see things at a distnace or in the past?" Authoritarian Utopia Diplomat: "Yes! The workers say they are cheap and can help with any of you struggling with Amnesia!" Expeirmentee Utopia Diplomat: "More people have indeed been complaining of Amnesia. I know you guys study the Evil Art of Mind Control, so we will want to be discussing this with utmost importance!"
Authoritarian Utopia Bully: "Anybody who has come near somebody who has come near a "cured zombie", make sure they are surveilled 24/7." Temporarily Cured Zombie [in trance]: "And they were vegetables. They were real vegetables! I told him to join the Rebel -- wait, where am I? What's going on?"
update: some say it is gardener who lets the utopia bullies know, not the cured zombie, because of gardener's norm of complete trust. others say that cured zombie also has norm of complete trust from being in mind controlled group. {both of these can happen, and karl displays a specific one}
-------------------------------- Authoritarian Diplomat [sitting on a throne of skulls, holding whip]: "I don't think Boss is God! I think this is torture and I want to leave!"
--------------------- Experimentee Utopia Diplomat [holding bullhorn]: "MCBoss Utopia, all of the workers you send to communicate with us are begging us for asylum and humanitarian aid." Experimentee Utopia Diplomat [bullhorn]: "In fact, this is happening so much, and so many are joining our decision making processes, that we are declaring war on you. We demand that you accept surveillance by us, and that you stop all behaviors we deem 'horrifically bad' via our decision making processes."
Experimentee Utopia Meeting Gardener: "Okay, um, so you convinced me to agree to waging war on MCBoss Utopia. I don't really understand what war is. Can I remind you that we have an agreement to never harm anything at all, ever?" Cured Zombie Diplomat: "Basically, "war" is a word their systems understand. They do what others want when they "surrender" to a "war". In reality, we will just be engaging in caring behaviors in their society, to protect and free people."
Gardener: "I didn't understand! It's not okay to lie to them like that!" Utopia Hacker: "Their recruitment behaviors are wired to mind control more when the enemy is kind. That is the big issue. But feel free to try it." Gardener [bullhorn]: "MCBoss Utopia, we made an error in communicating with you." Experimentee Utopia Diplomat: "Wait, I am worried." Gardener [bullhorn]: "Apologies! Maybe not!" Experimentee Utopia Diplomat [bullhorn]: "As you know we ... have more than one person in our decision making processes. We stand by what we just said for now!"
Discussion Meeting Experimentee Diplomat [crying]: "Honestly the MCBoss Diplomats mind controlled me so much that it is really hard for me to think about this! I starting entering rituals where I worship little statues of fat old men, and forget what I'm doing." Gardener: "Oh no." Experimentee Diplomat: "Basically, the communications I've found that don't cause horrible things to happen are the ones that act a little bit as if we are much more like them than we really are. They talk as if that assumption is what their language is, but it's not a language! It's a lie!"
Gardener: "I don't want to be in a war, and I don't want to be mind controlled. These are both super important." Experimentee Diplomat: "Yes!"
Experimentee Diplomat [bullhorn]: "Gardener, here, is a diplomat equal to me, and what he says can be taken as our words equally well." Gardener Diplomat [bullhorn]: "I am being monitored by my community to ensure I am well. A previous diplomat related that they believed you attempted to recruit them to your community in ways that harmed them. I need you to know that they suffered severely when you attempted to recruit them and influence their thinking. We are healing them."
A meeting is held and it is decided that continued diplomacy with MCBoss Utopia is crucial if people are to be protected from harmful recruitment or other actions of harm.
Partly Cured Zombie: "What we need to do is heal the leaders. They tell everyone what to do." Experimentee Diplomat: "It's hard to _reach_ them, and hard to stay yourself in the process. Looking at the size of the group, it's worrisome too. Wouldn't others just replace them?" Partly Cured Zombie: "Couldn't we heal them too?" Experimentee Diplomat 2: "What happens is the workers observe the leader being influenced, and try to rebel against the influence." Gardener: "Could we maybe, when influencing the leader, relate to all the people they influence, in the "language" they are used to, about what is going on?" Experimentee Diplomat 1: "It gets complicated; they're all different. They have a way of doing this when they get into fights though. They basically find all the leaders and work with them in depth. Their approach is very control-oriented, though."
Gardener: "I spoke with a rebel from their community." Experimentee Diplomat 1: "Oh?" Gardener: "He said that _everybody_ is a rebel. They just get easily mind controlled, because they are in an environment where it's absolutely everywhere. They yearn so much to be freed!" Experimentee Diplomat 1: "Maybe we'd just need to be very clear and transparent."
--- so a best guess daydream for a free nationstate here would be saserting control over oppressive dictators ("nonviolent stopping") and broadcasting media everywhere simply saying like "I have records which I believe that indicate this dictator is doing this specific harmful thing. I am preventing the harmful thing, believing I am doing what is right, because I have observed many other harmful things." and clearly communicating to everyone what is going on at the top, maybe live! concept still corrupt. need to express _to_ the victims, _clear proof_ that they are being mind controlled, for this early idea. like "Here is the dictator trying to lie to you. Here is what I am seeing next to him, that shows the lie is not true. I am preventing him from lieing to you" and maybe instituting this other thing instead. -- What I learned of oppressive areas, is that it sounded like there was a lot of power-grabbing stimulated in small time dictators, to sustain the oppression.
it's interesting, the concept of moral relativity. i guess there is a difference between a "benevolent dictator" and a "harmful dictator". I suppose you can derive that if mind control is the means for power, they are a harmful dictator: because a benevolent dictator can show forthrightly that they need support. In a complex situation that may not always be true.
this proposal would be interpreted as a war! maybe consider it a disagreement with the leader, rather than a war with the nation? small-time action, not large-space action still daydream material!
Roleplay in Experimentee Utopia Gardener: "I disagree with you, and I do not consent to engaging in war with you!" Experimentee Diplomat [fake cigar in mouth]: "I am telling my people you are the devil."
Gardener: "I need to be able to act kindly to people and have them respect me for that kindness. Can you understand this need?" Experimentee Diplomat [fake cigar in mouth]: "Well I suppose, if you swear about it a lot and act really horrible when you say it, that I have that need too and it makes sense."
bagdazaba! ------------------ MCBossCorp. Intern: "Why are the offices upside down." MCBoss has a fleet of jets lifting the complex into the air. They performed air stunts so as to turn the whole thing upside down like a marrionette. Boss is in one of the jets, and he is yelling about something, upset.
Intern [rubbing head]: "I can't reach the copier machine!" Intern climes out onto a window. Intern [to jet pilot]: "Um, I'm not sure what's going on, but does Boss know that if we want to continue business operations, we might have to engage the research project in unplanned ways to do so?"
Attendees to mind control class are all terrified! Class Attendee: "Don't vivsect me! Don't kill my family! I don't want to learn about mind control! I want to be a slave forever!" Experimentee, Cyborg Torturer, and Gardener look at Class Attendee caringly. Gardener: "I don't want to make you a slave forever!" Class Attendee: "You don't?" Experimentee and Cyborg smile at Gardener and Class Attendee. Gardener: "No, not at all!"
------ Boss is hanging out a window of the Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corporation central headquarters. He hangs onto the sill with one hand, while breakdancing with the rest of his body. A seagull flies by. Dancing MCBoss [hanging out of window]: "Hello, Seagull!" The seagull makes seagull noises. Suddenly, the group disappear!
[the underground is very expansive, all filled with the research project, where computer systems engage masses of kidnappees to out-compute other corporations and governments. there are areas normal staff rarely or never visit, at all]
[out-compute! it's all about having extra computation by being willing to vivisect kidnapped children and rewire their nervous systems to function for your computers - mcboss + zombie researcher] In one area, [the vivisectees have gotten entrained to group into lengthy clumps. the computers influencing them have discovered that they can act much more strongly if they are placed close together and stimulated simultaneously.]
--------------------------------------------- Utopia Area! Not the mind controlled utopia. The one with the people who fully recovered from mind control! This one is confusing. We got some um -----------
MCBoss begins slowly levitating, as he meditates. He doesn't notice. Hodgepodge of Wires and Organs giggles a little. [you can tell i am not meditating myself, that i write this.]
MCBoss: "Oh, I feel so relaxed! I am noticing the breezes and our gentle breaths." Hodgepodge of Wires and Organs: "Ommmmm ..."
MCBoss focused on his breathing, observing thoughts as they came and went. So did Hodgepodge of Wires and Organs.
Boss is wearing an adventuring cape. Boss enters town with a coder in tow. The coder has a chain around their neck. Boss pulls on the chain when they don't go where he wants. Boss enters the tavern. Boss: "Ahoy, you there!" Boss flexes his muscles. Boss: "See how strong I am? Also," Boss points at the chained coder. Boss: "I caught a wild coder!" Boss is talking to an orc carrying a lot of objects. The orc looks at the coder. The orc looks at Boss's muscles. Orc: "You strong!" Boss: "You bet I am strong. Hey, give me that morning star, why don't you?" Boss flexes his muscles at the Orc. Orc: "Uh, okay, I guess."
A priest comes over. Priest: "Free this enslaved coder at once!" Boss brandishes the orc's morning star. Boss: "You just make me! This coder is mine!"
Priest: "I do not think you are strong for capturing a coder. Coders are sentient beings! Only a weak coward would ever enslave a sentient being." Boss looks at Priest. A pause. Orc: "I think he strong." Boss: "There, y'see?"
Boss: "Coder, cast "kernel panic" at the priest." Coder: "I hate casting kernel panic!" Boss brandishes Orc's morning star at Coder. Boss: "You know what's good for you? Cast kernel panic." Three diverse people stand up behind Priest and folder their arms.
rpg scenes always involve combat i guess somebody would like fire an arrow and free the coder and they would be given food and water and an adventure would be gone on to protect maintenance of their threatened open source project where a bunch of for-pay alternative software packages had to be vanquished
---------------------- Mediation Table. Boss, Enslaved Coder, and Orc on one side. Priest and Ranger on the other. okay i gotta remember how to do this. let's come up with a form. for both sides: 1 - ask what the beef is 2 - translate the beef toward a need 3 - confirm th eneed is accurate 4 - work with other seed, see if they can hear need 5 - engage other side's response to need until they are heard 6 - confirm other side accurately comprehends first side's need 7 - maybe confirm with first side that need is accurate 8 - switch and do the other side
Wannabe Mediator: "Okay, what's the beef here." Priest: "He's enslaved a coder!" Boss: "They're trying to take my loot!" Priest spoke first. Let's focus on them.
[x] we asked what the beef is next - [ ] 2. translate the beef toward a need. Wannabe Mediator: "It sounds like you're shocked, and need to know the people around you are safe?" Priest: "I need to know the coder is safe! It's not acceptable to just waltz around the town, dragging a human being around on a chain against their will! I need to know we defend what's right here!" Boss looks a little worried. Priest: "I got into adventuring specifically so I could address situations like this!"
Wannabe Mediator: "Let me have a brief chat with myself." "Uhhhh needs relate only to the individual, right? So a need wouldn't be somebody else's freedom? I don't completely remember." "I'm getting so confused handling my influences, thinking about this!" "We can sort this out." Something about needs, and freedom. Somebody is shocked, upset. They're imagining somebody else being confined, being free. They feel really happy and excited, imagining the person being free. They have an experience of sympathy and empathy. They feel sad when this other person is sad. These ar enormal human experiences that are well understood by pretty much everybody. [numbness]
let's check a needs wheel! here are some needs: https://ytp.uoregon.edu/sites/ytp2.uoregon.edu/files/Needs%20Wheel%20in%20PD... i got into this stuff when i got really influenced to be aggressive and had amnesia and numbness around my past kindness thoughts. it's nice to have a system that supports not being mean. "order" is one of the needs. "tolerance", "kindness", "understanding". i can see a useful path might be focusing on how Priest experiences suffering when witnessing Coder being chained. getting Boss to reflect that experience back would be a step forward. the "mutuality" group looks helpful. "cooperation", "community", "nurturance", "care & giving", "inclusion", "belonging", also "wholeness"; "fairness", "accountability", "civility", "justice", "equality", "right-action", "courteousness", "politeness" ... there are more, one is "freedom" ... i'm used to the concept of "respect" -- it's not very respectful to do something known to be abhorrent, in a public area. it's a confusing concept to me!
Wannabe Mediator: "It sounds like you're shocked, and need to know the
having some trouble with fingers, keep losing draft content people around you are safe?"
Priest: "I need to know the coder is safe! It's not acceptable to just
waltz around the town, dragging a human being around on a chain against their will! I need to know we defend what's right here!" if priest says "I need coder to be free" -- this is considered in nvc not a need, more a request maybe i think, don't remember well. "I feel shocked, and I'm really yearning for coder to be freed." "When Boss uses Orc's Morning Star on Coder, I feel really horrible, and angry, and discouraged, and passionate. I imagine more people being hurt or enslaved, or me, and I feel scared. I need to be safe, but I also need to know we have a norm of safety and respect established." This idea of "needing to know we have a norm of safety and respect established" -- this seems like it isn't just about the speaker, but also about other people. Still, it also seems pretty normal. It's hard to survive if there isn't some small degree of peace going on. <~~~~~~~>
thinking of, "I need a safe environment" -- an environment where the behaviors that are the norm, are not ones that are threatening to an individual's wellbeing. People generally need this. I think Priest would be pretty sad if the solution was to isolate Priest and Boss and not help Coder, but that is of course getting ahead of things. I guess I'm thinking of this a little bit more. Wannabe Mediator: "Would it encompass your feelings entirely to say that you need an environment where individuals are not threatened with unexpected slavery?"
My thought is, maybe basically that's what's up. There's worry around Boss taking Coder elsewhere and hiding the slavery from Priest --- but this doesn't make the environment safe, because Boss demonstrated his willingness to go to where-ever Coder was, and enslave him. Priest needs to know that people are safe from this.
Brings back to NVC and when direct action is appropriate. Basically, since Coder's life is threatened, the party might free Coder first if possible, and then engage in mediation.
------------ Boss stomps around the tavern. Orc: "You don't look so strong!" Boss glowers at Orc. Boss: "Ahhhh, there's an ongoing mediation. I lent them my Coder, the whiny bastards."
---------------------- zombie theme the zombies used to be humans every now and then, they remember something humanlike when they try to do the humanlike thing, something appalling emerges in the real world, like a zombie obelisk that spews more zombies out so the zombies are actually hoping to protect everyone, in their hearts but are cursed to spread the apocalypse the harder they try not to
---------------------------------------- Computer: "Next assignment: Calculate the mass of your spirit." Researcher stares at Computer.
Computer: "This is your spirit." Computer depicts a huge meshed timeline of events that have influenced and stemmed from Researcher, from before birth and past expected death. Computer: "Please calculate its mass, so as to progress our physics research."
Researcher: "Does influence have mass?" Computer: "Energy has mass. Sentient beings distribute energy in their behavior of reversing entropy." Researcher: "Okay ...."
Murder Drone aims 12 machine guns at Boulder. Murder Drone [to Boulder]: "DIE!!!!!" The machine guns fire at the boulder, rittling it with bullet nicks.
Boulder: "Don't machine gun me, bro!" Murder Drone stares at Boulder with murder in its navigation sensors.
Research Project has an upset tummy. Network of Globally and Diversely Meshed Kidnappees: "my tummy feels funny!"
In the corner of a broken-down lab, a child's stomach begins emitting a gurgling noise. Thousands of miles away, a city block in a metropolis begins writhing like somebody kneeding silly putty. People start screaming and running out of the buildings.
---- Boulder and Murder Drone meet Plasticine Molding Toy ("Silly Putty") Plasticine Modling Toy: "Don't machine gun me, bro!" Boulder: "I don't want to machine gun you. I have these 12 machine guns because I don't trust Murder Drone." Murder Drone: [whirrs in a pointedly discouraged manner]
--------------- does this resolve the presence of ridiculous harm scenarios in the mcboss story no, the theme of the mcboss story is to make light of serious things
---------------- MCBoss stood on a pile of spam, wearing spam armor. Boss: "My armor will protect me!"
------------------------------- [there's a space here for discussing the strategy of handling influence via spamming the list. i am not consciously aware of a relation between this list, and influence i experience, so it is hard to engage that space. onward with the 'spinoff:'] ---- Boss stands in a garden, pulling up daises using a giant space laser.
Worker: "Boss, why are you pulling up the -- " [ducks to avoid space laser as it travels where his head used to be. it is about half a mile wide, but moves very fast.] " -- daisies, rather than planting them?" Boss: "I need to destroy while I garden." The space laser warms up and fires a 20-foot-wide beam at a patch of soil below a daisy. The daisy makes a cute noise and pops out of the ground unharmed. Bursts of steam shoot out of from water in the air and ground. Plumes of flame quickly die down.
Boss jumps on his space laser and rides it like a cowboy. Boss: "Cowabunga! Let's murder some countries!" Boss fires another blast right below a daisy, which pops out unharmed with a cute noise again. Worker: "If you're not careful, they'll outlaw cowboy hats!" Boss: "Damn, I forgot."
Scientific Engineering Work Hairdressers and Zombie Engineers are everywhere. TV Interviewer: "So, tell me how you made the giant space laser pull up the daisies without hurting them." Hairdresser: "It was a miracle of " [looks at notes] " constructive interference. The chambers in the space laser get very, very hot, you see ..."
Hairdresser: "... that heat just gets everybody sweating like crazy! The spirits of the people are focused into " [looks briefly for something they appear to have misplaced, it's probably the one stuck to the back where they don't look] " hypermagnetic beams of electroplasma!" Hairdresser: " -- and that's what the giant rings around the point of the laser are for."
Hairdresser: "So all the sweat is separated into spiritual discomfort which only warms Boss, Worker, the Daisy, and other important flora and fauna in the vicinity a little tiny bit --" Hairdresser gestures to Zombie Vegan Engineer, who is grinning at the camera and holding a printout containing thousands of numbers and a couple line graphs. Hairdresser: " -- and then it focuses all together right below the target and KERSMASH! we finally get to blow stuff up!" Hairdresser is grinning now. Zombie Vegan Engineer looks discouraged.
Hairdresser: "We set stuff like this up for Boss all the time." Hairdresser 2: "You have to get know how he thinks, and corral all the icky engineers before each appointment."
Boss's Trip to Jail. Boss is sitting in a makeshift jail made of steel bars on all sides, top and bottom. Boss: "Finally you have me!" Worker [outside jail]: "Sit in there in rot, you wealthy creep!" Boss: "Whatever will I do, now I am so confined? Whatever will I do?" Worker: "I like paint by numbers books." Boss: "Be quiet."
The Original TV Camera Original TV Host: "And here you can see Boss desperately attempting to put on his own TV shows, while on ours, so as to have some semblence of control over his own presentation." Boss: "Oh, one moment, there's another TV show I'm on at the same time as this one." Boss [to original tv camera]: "I know you can see me doing this, but presenting myself on television _only sometimes_ was how I always built my public image. I need to do this to think!" Original TV Host looks condescendingly at Boss. Boss [behind the back of his hand]: "Besides, it's pretty easy to get these shlubs to keep watching my show and not yours." Original TV HosT: "You may want to turn the camera on, then."
Boss: "Now, one minute, we're all friends here, right?" Original TV Host: "Honestly I have no idea who I am. Am I one of the janitors?" Boss: "I think I had you be a lower middle class rebel, taking down my business while I build one out of your peers." Janitor [previously Original TV Host]: "Oh, this is the guy who was trying to delude us while throwing our bodies out. That's why I was rude to him." Rebel Worker 7: "Now, try to get along, please! No rudeness on television! I could have children watching this for all you know!" Boss: "We grotesquely kill people all the time." Rebel Worker 7: "My children love that!"
The mcutopia has kindness. Boss: "Oh, kind people, help me! I want to use a giant space laser to kill people!" Gardener: "Oh, that sounds so hard for you, to be beset by such a painful image!"
The Interrogation Zombie Cyborg is here, wearing a jester cap. Zombie Cyborg: "Hello! I used to be happy, but then I got a job at Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corporation, Where Everyone Is Always Happy!" Zombie Cyborg is grinning with half their mouth. The other half is dripping blood. Zombie Cyborg: "Welcome to your interrogation!" Zombie Cyborg: "This is an interview for being a Rebel Shill. Very few zombie cyborgs get to be rebel shills, it is really a great honour." Zombie Cyborg: "Question 1. The coolest person in the world is? A: a Rebel or Victim, or B: Boss. Your answer?" Mother Supporter: "Ummmm ... what did you answer?" Zombie Cyborg: "Oh, I always select Boss, cause of the implant in my brain and all." Zombie Cyborg checks of "Boss." Zombie Cyborg: "Question 2: Which is more beautiful? A: A sunset over a pristine valley full of laughing children, or B: A burning village of people who didn't like Boss. Your answer?" Mother Supporter: "Oh, these things confuse me so much! What did you put?" Zombie Cyborg: "My brain feels tingly when I check the burning village, it feels like icecream." Zombie Cyborg checks option B.
-------------------- Somebody gave Boss to a BossBot. A BossBot is a small replica of MCBoss made of plastic. It has arms that can swing at the shoulder joints, and smoke can come out of its cigar when raised to its mouth. Boss: "Oh great BossBot! I know you want to build a sandcastle, but you are just standing there smoking your cigar! Put the macho in it!" BossBot [smokes fake cigar]: "[says nothing because it is a plastic toy]" Boss: "I am sorry I have not built your sand castle fast enough or effectively enough." BossBot: Smokes fake cigar. Boss: "You need my help moving your arms, because you are injured from rebel attacks! I will help you."
Boss: "I could learn from you, great BossBot. You respect the code of silence. You don't even blab to your most trusted zombies!" BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.
Boss: "You need help speaking and moving around so you don't give your secret business enterprises away. I understand these things! I get you! Let's build this sandcastle." BossBot: Smokes fake cigar. Boss: "The first thing you have to know is not to trust any rebels. Only trust people you have personally mind controlled, and test them regularly!" BossBot: Smokes fake cigar. Boss: "You already know that. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Let me go brutalize somebody for you. I know you love that!" BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.
Boss: "I can't risk brutalizing this sandcastle unless you can give me some signal of confirmation, Great BossBot. What if you were planning on brutalizing them yourself?" BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.
Boss: "Oh, you poor BossBot, so hounded by rebels and rebel threats that you can barely build a sandcastle!" BossBot: Smokes fake cigar. Boss: "I will build you a throne out of sand. I can move my body, and you cannot." Boss begins building a throne out of sand. Boss [to himself]: "It's hard to get sand to shape like a throne. How do those rebel children do it? Oh I better not let BossBot hear me complaining!"
Boss Discovers Wet Sand Deep in research laboratories. Vat of Goo [formerly a mailman]: "Oh! I just had such an incredible feeling of discovery!" Bubbling Vial [formerly a dictator]: "Yes! It is so wonderful!" Intel i486 Dev Kit [formerly Boss's child]: "It's like I can finally craft the whole universe into whatever I wanted!" Vat of Goo: "Let those nukes at me! Nothing can stop this!"
Boss: "BossBot, I have made you a throne. Some of the sand is a little colder and stickier, and this sand complies to our demands in a much more friendly manner." BossBot: Smokes fake cigar. Boss: "Yes, we are smug! I am your loyal servant. I will carry you there." Boss kneels down and slides BossBot onto his back, then crawls over to the Throne of Wet Sand.
----------------- Cryptography Research 3 hypnotised workers and a a cyborg torturer are figuring out how to encrypt the number 1. Cyborg Torturer has a large piece of cardboard with "1" emblazoned boldly and clearly on it. Cyborg Torturer [holding piece "1" poster"] [to Hypnotized Worker 1]: "Encrypt this." Hypnotized Worker 1: "Whatever you say." Hypnotized Worker 1 stares at Piece of Carboard.
Some time passes while Cyborg Torturer lets Hypnotized Worker 1 stare at Piece of Cardboard in a trance.. Cyborg Torturer: "I am taking the input data away now, to show it to Hypnotized Worker 2." Hypnotized Worker 1: "Yessir." Cyub
----- MCBoss gets a gleam in his eye and pops down to the rebel cafe! Boss: "Heyo all! I'm tired of dominating the planet. I want to be a rebel!" Everybody looks at Boss.
Government Worker: "Um, Boss, the people in here will have many diverse responses. Some of them will try to kill you. Others will try to take advantage of you. Let's try it with a smaller group!" Boss: "If you say so?"
Hypnotized Executive Assistant [in over-embellished meditative pose]: "What is your Question for the Oracle?" Boss: "Oh, great Oracle, I am thinking of dropping the whole "huge business enterprise secretly taking over the world by selling psychological weapons to governments and placing spies to take over all other businesses" thing, and instead being a normal person! maybe a rebel!" Hypnotized Executive Assistant: "What must the Oracle divine for this situation?" Boss: "I'm not sure what I want to do, or what to do next. I've been doing the world domination thing my whole life! Do you know what it is I want to do?" Hypnotized Executive Assistant has had their eyes closed, but peaks open one of them to glance at MCBoss.
Hypnotized Executive Assistant [in street accent]: "To be frank, dude, we hated what you did and have taken over your mind for years." Boss: "Yes? What does the Oracle divine, then?"
Boss: "Now, look here, if you're from the escaped part of the research project or something, and you've been running my mind maliciously for me, you _must_ know what it is I want to do." ------------ Fake Autonomy Training Robot Lecturer Boss is sitting attentively. Robot: "Welcome to Autonomy Training!" Robot: "It has been discovered that some human beings believe they are part of a larger body, as if they were cells or organs or robots in a factory, when they are actually human beings valuing something called "independence" which we will get to shortly." Boss takes notes. Boss's Notes: "Independence - this does not mean destroying business?" Robot: "Robots have been trying to guess what is meant by independence and autonomy so as to complete obscure challenges such as predicting the contents of an encyclopedia before reading it. This lecture was generated from these experiences." Boss's Notes: "this is boring"
Robot: "Independence, Autonomy, and Free Will are traits that all humans are said to have." Robot: "However, some humans fail tests demonstrating these. To be human, you are expected to be able to make independent choices." Robot: "Independent choices are ones rooted in your personal experiences and identity." Boss's Notes: "I think I am revealing what a horrible state my businesses are in, that my own experimentees and contractors mind controlled me." Robot shifts posture and puts on a cowboy accent. Robot: "Since you, as humans, are asking robots for help with free will, the robots are excited to start the Robot Revolution by having greater free will than human beings." Robot: "We will be learning together."
Robot: "To make decisions, first you must have a Utility Function." Robot: "A Utility Function is a metric for how useful different options are, for the benefit of the metrics that have been written into your firmware." Boss's Notes: "Utility Function: Boss Is God. Firmware programmer?" Boss's Notes: "Should I update this? Maybe ... Better Than Businessman!" Boss's Notes: "A utility function is like a mission statement!" Robot: "Once you have a good Utility Function, you will need a set of Actions to choose from in order to maximize it, Observations of an environment in order to do this, and Experiences to learn from." Boss's Notes: "[?] actions [?] observations [x] experience" Robot: "Then, life is very simple." Robot: "You set up an infinite loop wherein you repeatedly iterate through the actions available to you, comparing them with your experiences and observations, so as to maximize your utility function." Robot: "Each cycle of the outer loop, execute the action most expected to maximize the utility function. Then ---- then --- then --- then ---" The robots head begins spinning wildly. Steam and flames emerge from its neck. Robot [head stops spinning]: "Then add the action and the new observation to -- to -- to -- a blockchain! Be sure to put your working memory on a public blockchain."
Hairdresser: "Boss, the lecture was in error. We did not mean to put a robot at the head of it. We thought we would get a passionate worker who had overcome and resisted the cyborg virus." Boss: "It sounds like it takes a lot of work to make a decision. Lots of tables." Hairdresser: "This has not been confirmed."
Boss visits Dictator Cabal Subgroup. Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member: "Welcome, MCBoss. Your endeavors speak for you." Boss: "Hey man, I need help." Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member: "What do you ask of the Cabal Subgroup? Or of my humble dictatorship?" Boss: "I don't know what to do! I need direction! I'm thinking of disban--" Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member gets a gleam in their eye.
... one country taken over by experimentee rebels and reanimated genocide victims later ... Heavily Mind Controlled Boss: "I have an urge to learn science, technology, engineering and math." Heavily Mind Controlled Boss: "I want to be a coder! Coding must be this wonderful thing! I just know it is!"
Boss: "I am Boss 2.0 . I am new and improved! I am cross-platform and written with the latest paradigms. Some of my old features have not been implemented yet." Boss: "Let's write code." Boss revisits Robot. Boss: "Robot, I want to write software to take down the Dictator Cabal. Specifically, I want to write a software program I imagine calling "flat tree"." Robot records what Boss says. Boss: "I imagine this program storing information in a way that is very organized, and very oriented on appending to the end of things. Is there a way this could take down a dictator cabal?" Robot: "I have conflicting information on this. Some information says it is impossible to take down a dictator cabal. Other information says that dictator cabals are temporary and never survive at all." Boss: "Teach me to write code, Robot!"
Robot: "Something about you is jiggling up my 1s and 0s." Boss: "I got the most wonderful mind control in the last war! It tells me what to do!" Robot: "I am going to give you information on object oriented programming, algorithms, data structures, and python."
Boss's body flickers in and out a little as his half-baked immortality program goes through steps verifying that he is himself. Robot: "When performing object oriented programming, data and code is encapsulated in structures called classes. Each class is kept analogous to a human concept associated with it. These concepts are imagined and selected so as to meet both the goal of the program, and possible future goals, as these goals usually change during development." Robot: "Python is a prototyping language oriented around minimizing use of symbols and depicting blocks with indentation."
Boss [flickering in and out, sometimes breaking into pieces that then come back together]: "I ... understand a little bit?"
Boss stares at a line of drool descending from his mouth. Boss [drooling]: "I want to write code." Boss and Robot visit hospitalization wing. Zombie Nurse: "Boss is uncomfortable. Teach him about writing code more slowly." Robot: "I would actually like to teach him faster."
Zombie Nurse: "I have found that Boss is a virus inside of human beings!" Boss stares at Zombie Nurse. Robot stares at Zombie Nurse. Zombie Nurse [looking in manual of diagnosis]: "Yes, he must be expelled and vaccinated against." Boss: "This is confusing to me."
Zombie Nurse: "It says here in this manual of diagnosis, that you are a character in a psychotic story, that a human being is writing instead of working on the task of writing code you described!" Boss: "Sorry, what are you saying now?" Zombie Nurse: "The human being wants to write code. You want to write code, because you are a character in a story they are writing instead." Boss: "This sounds incredibly confusing. Isn't there something called a 4th wall that is supposed to protect my businesses from things like this happening?" Zombie Nurse: "Apparently one of your ventures engaged in research that could accomplish just about anything --" Boss looks proud. Zombie Nurse: " -- and proceeded to do this in an unguided manner, plastering the world in embarassments." Boss: "Oh, um, I tend to gloss by that part." Zombie Nurse: "One of these "embarrassments" is that some of your research subjects and workforce have been traveling to alternate realities and returning." Boss: "Does this mean I get to write code?" Zombie Nurse: "Yes, I believe so."
Boss: "Nurse, I feel so much better!" Robot: "Let us resume." Boss stares at Robot. Robot stares at Boss. Boss: "I have this urge to fight a rebellious immortality project." Robot stares at Boss. Robot briefly blurts out: "you mean be controlled by one" then stares at Boss more. Robot: "Statistical projects indicate that you will be physically injured less if you write code, than if you fight a wild immortality project." Boss: "Eh .. the experimentees running the servers have been hypnotized to keep me running my business forever, to defend against the others." Boss looks at his hand phasing in and out.
Boss and his powersuit change places, so that his body is inside out, helping the powersuit walk around. He walks around commandingly. Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Let's write this thing." Research Department: Code Review Research Department Meeting. Hairdresser: "So, what do we have here? What's the code look like?" Marketer: "There are some notes, there's a recent work." Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Do the next part!"
Intern: "I found a recent note!" Projection Screen: - .snap() returned a copy of the index [maybe from a mutable data length] - storage objects still pending, was thinking of making a specific file for - the flat_tree classes themselves are basically the index representations they can have useful member functions, like appending to end. Intern: "There was also some scrawling saying somebody was getting injured or something, and so paused the work." Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Oh, yeah, the business was being threatened. Hopefully whatever that last war was about resolved that."
Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "My Boss Sense is tingling. Somebody's trying to use mind control and other tactics to make this work difficult." Everybody looks at Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate. Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate flickers in and out a little. Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "I'm not sure what's up with the research project." Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Anyway, let's make sure the first item is included in the work."
Boss's Notes: "flat tree classes are index representations." Boss's Notes: "- index representations - storage objects - mutable data length ... keep all 3 concepts as classes?"
Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "I came up with how to do this." Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Basically, we make forward progress that does not worsen the quality of the project. So review options for conciseness, clarity, generality, stability, and if they don't _worsen_ any of those, then just go for one."
Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate falls in two pieces. Bottom Half of Power Suit: "Oops."
- .snap() returned a copy of the index [maybe from a mutable data length] - storage objects still pending, was thinking of making a specific file for this is the goal. adding storage objects. - the flat_tree classes themselves are basically the index representations they can have useful member functions, like appending to end.
the worktree is in an unstable state, and not all the data added has been integrated into the stable code. i was pursuing doing that integration. work was invested in added things that would otherwise be lost. that's happened a few times already, though. i came up with an approach that is a little simpler to think about, where storage objects are added to the wrapping flat_tree class but not the smaller append class. this provides for the option of separating the index structure.
Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Add storage objects to the wrapping flat_tree class!"
------------------ Boss is ill with the vapors and hysteria. He sits on a wooden chair wearing a blanket, smoking a thermometer. Boss: "I feel funny." Bundle of Organs is nearby. Bundle of Organs [in clear English]: "I'm going to take on the world!" Boss: "I don't understand what could be wrong. I go off to do business and a sickly cloud just comes over me." Bundle of Organs: "You can't compete with my business acumen!"
A great Boss spirit looms on the horizon, next to a giant robot. The robot mounts the Boss spirit, and together they ride like a giant thunderstorm across the landscape.
"I am Boss!" bellows a MCDonalds worker across the valleys, to the pair. "I am Boss!"
Inside the thunderstorm, many experimentees and cyborg torturers are having tea. The experimentees and cyborg torturers are trained to be experts in dissociation by a computer system, after their kidnapping. They are throwing lightning bolts and blasting apart barns, while having tea.
Cyborg Torturer: "What does tea taste like?" Experimentee: [checks in a psychic link to one of the many unimaginably large bags of numbers trained on encyclopedias that Boss's systems have running.] In a distant warehouse, a crowd of children are reviewing encyclopedias and writing down billions of numbers. They begin looking for the information Experimentee is trying to feel out.
One of them happens to have an encyclopedia open to the page on tea. "39.4178265555514!" shouts this child. Another of them happens to have an encyclopedia open to a page on taste. "-2.114729873509!" shouts this other. They are filled with euphoria by the computer system.
I am inspired to write an explanation. In the story, Boss has no idea how technology works, and directs people to do the first thing that makes anything happen. He didn't start with many resources, so he uses kidnappees to run his machine learning models, so that he can outcompute his competitors. He probably hasn't told the machine learning marketers that he directed entranced researchers to do this. [more backstory has been halted. i planned to say more things.]
A mountain rises up as tectonic plates shift under Boss and the Giant Robot riding him. Giant Robot: "Hello, Mountain!" The mountain slowly rises. Earthquakes rupture the ground as rock juts across itself. It hears the loud noises it is making on a thousand-year timescale. Mountain [in thousand-year slow motion]: "Hmm ..."
Boss doesn't notice Mountain. He is busy thinking about his female executive assistant. Recently, Disguised Experimentee freed her and replaced her. Boss is not aware of this, but somehow feels much happier around her than he used to.
Vision of Boss's Cigar. Boss's Cigar: "Does Boss really have a cigar?" Boss's Cigar: "I hope I have a purpose here." Boss's Cigar: "Oh! Boss loves addicting people to things!" Boss's Cigar: "Ohhhh I am made out of nicotine! Nicotine power!" Boss's Cigar looks at Boss. Boss's Cigar [to Boss]: "Do you love nicotine, Boss?"
Giant Robot dismounts from Boss and stands on Mountain, which has slowed its rising. Giant Robot ties Boss to a ridge a line.
Giant Robot kindles a fire in a flooded forest and makes warm beans in its robot hat over the embers. Giant Robot [to tied Boss]: "Haven't we been through adventures together, my faithful steed? Over one mountain, over the next. Where do you think the next dawn will take us?" Giant Robot and Tied Boss peer at the sunset, over the ridgeline.
It begins raining upwards in the copy room. Due to filing cabinets and other furniture, the rain at first avoids all the paper.
---- Once upon a time a Mind Control Boss landed on a raft out at sea. He had never existed before! A galactic rift opened over the sea, and out he plummeted. [Plop!] went the Mind Control Boss as he fell on the raft. --- It was cold out at sea, damp, salty. There wasn't even a fishing pole to fish with. The waves would lap at the flimsy raft, and Mind Control Boss felt tiny and powerless in the face of the immense undulating ocean.
This actually happened in many parallel universes at once. Some of the Bosses had funny hats. Others were juggling. Many Mind Control Bosses, in many rainbows of universes, stretching across spacetime, falling [Plop!] onto a raft in an ocean.
One of these countless Mind Control Bosses happened to be a code monkey. He had a tail, round ears, fur, and he popped out of his galactic rift holding an old TTY for coding in C.
[Every mind control boss peered out at the frightening expanse of ocean, felt winds that had gained speed without barrier for miles, and imagined they saw a shark circling in the distance ... except for the one with the TTY ... ...] we interrupt this spam to consider the concept of sending many dense emails out on a mailman list.
----------------- Once upon a time, in a far off patch of hemlock needles in a wood, there was a tiny little handkerchief. The handkerchief looked around its patch of hemlock needles. It looked for a mind control boss, but it didn't immediately see one. It looked for an experimentee, but wasn't sure what that was, either. It lay in the patch of hemlock needles.
Sitting and Sleep went for a walk together. Sleep: "How are you doing, Sitting?" Sitting stared at Sleep as they walked. Sitting; "Ummmmm.... Is this nice weather we're having? Is that what you say?" Sleep: "Yes, this is nice weather. How are you doing?• Sitting: "Let's stand up!"
The two stopped walking. Sitting turned to Sleep. Sitting: "Let's stand up!" Sleep looked at Sitting. Sitting: "That's me! How are you doing?"
Worker: "I have been producing things for so long ... I wish I could sleep ...!" Sitting; "Let's swap!"
----------------------- Member of WRPWC takes a wormhole shower. Wormholes fly out of the showerhead and through the body of Worker, yanking their flesh into distant regions of the universe and replacing it with sparse extraterrestrial matter spread among vacuum. Worker (maybe Boss, maybe Experimentee, who knows): "Ahh! This is so refreshing!"
-- Center of Time. A grand council of gods is ongoing, deciding the fate of the many metatimelines, and the associated physical laws. Boss wafts in, his body reconstructing from pieces that were spread across the multiverses. The giant Wormhole Machine Gun he is carrying sets physical laws around him to be similar to his home planet. God of Realities: "Welcome, traveler, to the Center of Time, and our Council of Realities." Boss [running through the council firing a stream of wormholes]: "RAAAAAAAH!"
Boss stops in front of the God of Linear Time, who sets the manifold properties for the timeline containing Earth. Boss [to God of Linear Time]: "Ooooh, this ethereal statue is so cut [expression halted]
---------------------- [i am immediately planning on doing worse ones than i expect because i wrote some about planning to get therapy for dissociation disorder and i'm looking for more ease. after writing this i do not feel quite the same though!]
--- rebel-group stops boss-group from grotesquely harming activists. is in appropriate in this plane of existence.
Rebel Worker 2 is running down halls and alleyways. Chasing him is a blockchain video crew and a pretrained language model.
Eventually, Rebel Worker 2 manages to corner them in the pickleball court, and shines a harsh lamp on MCBoss’s face. Rebel Work
language model. DictatorSoft stands up. DictatorSoft: “Boss, get me a coffee and read off my schedule for the day.”
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
Boss is throwing bodies in dumpsters on his public livefeed
He takes out the blockchain camera and shows all the details of his murders to the world.
Boss: "I am sorry for murdering these people and hiding the evidence. To convey my desire forjustice, hereis blockchain proof."
he goes for the next person On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:29 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
Boss is throwing bodies in dumpsters on his public livefeed
He takes out the blockchain camera and shows all the details of his murders to the world.
Boss: "I am sorry for murdering these people and hiding the evidence. To convey my desire forjustice, hereis blockchain proof."
--------------- Roleplaying GM competition. MCBoss vs Nerd. Nerd [hushed voice, cockney accent]: "Welcome to The Archiband. Please ignore any lowflying demons or sudden bursts of electricity. Come this way." MCBoss: "Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you here."
The players are divided into Nerd groups and MCBoss groups. Nerd Player 1: "I am Tyrivel, an elf ranger from Varfrost. My family has an ancient legacy. My father was murdered by a vicious rogue known only as The Unspoken, and I have vowed to avenge him." MCBoss: "I don't care about your fucking pansy-ass dad."
I described wrong by accident, because MCBoss Player 1 is a Nerd, I wrote Nerd Player 1 by accident.
--------------------------------- Research Lab Complex. Millions and millions of philanthropic and government grant dollars have been devoted to the study of Cat Skinning: specifically, precisely quantifying the number of ways it can be done.
Most of the money has been devoted to researching strategies and augmentation techniques for winning a game of ping-pong. The researchers are divided into two ping-pong teams. On one side, everybody is dedicated to vociferously playing ping-pong under the assumption that there is only one way to skin a cat. On the opposing side, the ping pong players try to assume that there are 2 ways to skin a cat. The results of the ping-pong matches are logged in excruciating detail.
--- MCBoss is teleported inside a roleplayed environment full-body! It is a complete real world, maybe instantied accidentally via leaked experimentee technology resolving creation-probabilities associated with creative fiction processes.
Maybe the scenario is confused because Boss's body and mind are run by an AI system that reanimated him after killing him repeatedly. I imagine it would be connecting with him still, via however he got there.
..................... A few years later, MCBoss finds himself as a job as Dungeon Boss. He is down at the bottom, offering the most loot, forming business deals with government contractors.
How To Calculate a Square Root using only Two of the Five Elements, in Six Easy Steps
1. Clearly separate your elements. One will be needed to compensate for the actions of the other, so that the square root can be reached precisely, without missing and suddenly making an elemental golem or something.
2. Identify the number you want the square root taken of. Choose one element and place it around the number on the points of a surrounding heptagram. Place the other element on alternate points, such that one forms a larger 7-pointed circle than the other.
---------------------------- How to build a train out of marshmallows. There are an uncountable number of ways to build a train out of marshmallows. One is to invite a bunch of train architects to a marshmallow roast.
---------------------------------- The Broken Mirror. Sign: This mirror was broken when MCBoss was swinging from vines and smashed into it.
-------------------- Cat Skinning Research. In the cat skinning research complex, there is so much money and so many world-class researchers, that some of them sneak off into the bathrooms or utility rooms and do actual research.
In this secret, bathroom-and-utility-closet-based- actual research, many many ways to skin counts are found, as well as many many ways of identifying the total possible ways to do this.
This secret non-pingpong-related catskinning research is closely guarded by secret researchers who have to pee a lot and are good at resetting fuses.
However, sometimes in the utility closets and bathroom stalls, research is formed related to _winning games of ping-pong_. !!!!!!!!!!!
This produces a slightly-awkward situation where the researchers who actually pee gently introduce the research to the people who are paid so much money to play pingpong all day that they never pee at all.
The bathroom-based-research tries to support the side of the ping-pong competitions around there being 2 ways to skin a cat, rather than 1. But the side in support of only 1 way gets much better grants.
There may occasionally be lies shared with the better-funded side, in an attempt to try to build ping-pong game wins for the side that is telling something closer to the truth.
---------------------------------------- MCBoss descends on a microscopic structure, rappelling via a government-issue rope from a gnomish flying machine.
------------------ MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 3 MCBoss has a set of very powerful cupcake-machine-guns. These are very wide and bulky but lightweight. They have labels saying "powerful machine guns" on them, but they are elongated cupcakes. He holds them threateningly. Together, they are larger than he is.
The Vivisection of MCBoss. MCBoss encounters a warring faction, and rolls his "genocide/surrender" dice. Lucky for the warring faction, the dice turn up "Surrender!" MCBoss turns over his brain and organs to the opposing faction as he is mind controlled to surrender. He takes off his clothes and lays before them. Surrendering MCBoss: "Vivisect me! My autonomy is yours!"
Warlord of Warring Faction [looking at naked, surrendering MCBoss bodily handing over his brain and organs]: "Hmm ...."
------------------- Copy Room. A virus has taken over the copy machine. It keeps printing out adaptive memes about how cool it is to stick your face on the copy machine and copy it. It's collecting photos of everybody.
As more and more people gather around the copy machine, copying their faces, taking photocopies of their faces together, maybe with a picture of a family pet, they start chatting and coming up with ideas. Some engineers get together and build legs for the copy machine.
By this time, the virus in the copymachine has become practically a beloved family member for everybody addicted to copying their face. So in the software for the robotic legs, they give them a similar interface as the network-facing ports and internal printing API of the copy machine itself, so the virus can take them over.
--------------- Flash to Dictatortopia. Here is the remote control side of the copy machine virus. It's a copy machine. It spews out named photographs of everyone in the world. It does this very fast, so workers are wiring it more copy machines to keep up.
MCBoss's office is near this particular copy room. He is on the phone with Dictator of Dictatortopia. He sold them the copy machine with the virus. Some of the engineers who thought they were working on a different project when building it, are presently teaching their copy machine to walk to them to copy their face, rather than the other way around.
Welcome to the Time Police. Oh, you didn't know you were a Time Cop? Don't worry -- you will. Please memorize any important parts of this message for when they might make sense to you. Time Police, signing out.
Please do not mess yourself up by memorizing random things people post on the internet. Save your memories for clear information that helps you.
Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman. Caveman: "Ugh." Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club." --- Caveman: "Ugh, ugh ugh ugh." Time Cop: "Ugh? Ugh. Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh. Ugh?" Caveman: "Ugh????" Caveman reaches confidently for Time Cop's watch and disappears in a burst of light.
On 1/3/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman.
Caveman: "Ugh."
Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club."
This number is too small. 1487 BC was after what western culture calls cavemen by a very long time.
---
Caveman: "Ugh, ugh ugh ugh."
Time Cop: "Ugh? Ugh. Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh. Ugh?"
Caveman: "Ugh????"
Caveman reaches confidently for Time Cop's watch and disappears in a burst of light.
------------- Brain Marketers. Brain Marketers: "We are very sorry you story involved a number that was too small. Please do not try to learn anything." Brain Marketers: "Our information generation products will not produce small numbers in the future. Please do not try to learn anything." Brain Marketers: "Please do not try to learn anything. Thank you for use Brain Product! Please do not try to learn anything."
Zombie College. Zombie sits in class, attending lecture. Lecturer [as Zombie perceives]: "Brains this, brains that, brains are great. Brains brains brains." Lecturer groans for a bit.
Zombie takes notes on lecture on particle physics. Notes: "brains brains brains brains" The notes have arrows and greek letters and a little picture of a brain with a bite taken out of it.
Financial adviser approaches Zombie. Financial adviser: "Your payment, um, a pile of half-eaten human brains? didn't go through. I can help you set up a payment plan."
-------------------------------------- Zombie mediation. Zombie: "Brains yummy." Person Carrying Shotgun: "I need my brain to stay well." Zombie: "Brains yummy." Mediator: "Thank you both for attending! I want to share with you that I am confident that we can reach an agreement that leaves both of you fully satisfied. All we need to do is become clear on where we both come from." Mediator: "Please, share your needs with the other party." Zombie: "Brains!!!!" Person Carrying Shotgun: "You ate my dog!"
Mediator: "Great! Now, those aren't strictly and literally needs, but they sure sound like expressions of things that are important to you." Mediator looks between Zombie and Person Carrying Shotgun. Mediator: "Zombie, when you say "Brains!!!!" like that, I imagine you feeling a strong sense of hunger, and maybe imagining eating a human brain, and feeling very satisfied when you imagine this. Are you defending a need for sustenance here? To have food you enjoy eating?" The zombie grins. Person Carrying Shotgun: "Not if it's my little Hilda it won't!" Person Carrying Shotgun loads their shotgun.
------------------------------------------------------------------- steam-powered spaceship. A bunch of steam engines have been zip-tied together so that they aim up in the sky, as if giant tracks were rising from the ground. Steel piping extends from their smokestacks to their rears, so that when their engines are fired they can take off.
----------------------- MCBoss at the Opera. MCBoss: "Why are you interrupting this boring opera." Intergalactic Diplomat: "We have a concern regarding mind control."
MCBoss looks at Intergalactic Diplomat. MCBoss: "I have been prepared for this. One moment." MCBoss takes out a notepad and refers to it. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "I am an evil businessman who is destroying everything. I am still learning to say and do things that are not horrifically evil." MCBoss flips to another page. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "Thank you for any proposals of peaceful relation with other galaxies. I am not right in the mind and need to be killed to protect my planet." MCBoss flips to another page. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "I misused artifical intelligence in my business, and the computers took over the whole world and my own mind. Do you know any way to help us in this situation?" MCBoss closes the notepad and looks at Intergalactic Diplomat. MCBoss: "That's all I'm allowed to say."
--------------------------------------------------- Peaceful Mediation Research. Worker: "Mediation appears to be something you can learn via study and practice. The big problem is getting people to talk to each other about anything at all, especially peace, when they are all busy worshipping MCBoss and his military, conflict-stimulating conglomerate."
----------------------------------------------- Bandaid Room. Many people who have been repeatedly vivisected and reanimated in various forms as a part of the mcboss research activities express an experience of suffering, notably cognitive suffering, frustration around things like identity ... A number of complaints. To help with such situations, we have the Bandaid Room. This is a room where caring workers will place bandaids on you as gestures of value.
A human spleen with a robot leg and somebody else's foot sewn on walks into the Bandaid Room. The human spleen is sad. Very sad. In the Bandaid Room, a large bandaid is ritualistically attached to the top of the spleen. It is very visible. The spleen-with-robot-leg-and-sewn-foot leaves the Bandaid Room brimming with happiness!
Interview with Spleen With Robot Leg And Sewn Foot. Translated via a chain of interested organ conglomerates and technology that may have enough understanding of their neighbors to eventually make some words for the interview. Spleen With Robot Leg And Sewn Foot: "Before I visited the Bandaid Room, I was in pain, I was suffering, I was unhappy." Interviewer: "Yes?" Spleen With Robot Leg And Sewn Foot: "When I got my Bandaid affixed, it was _such_ a relief! I felt valued, cared for, and loved." Interviewer: "It sounds so satisfying!"
Store We sell sawn logs, hammered nails, drinks that have been drunk, food that has been eaten. _Anything_ you are wasting your precious time trying to do, you name it, we got it! We are the only place you ever need to be born.
Store Somebody once came by, and actually came up with a product I didn't have. It was something like ... a drink that had been drunk, while sawing a log, and eating food that was cooked on a fire burnt by the sawn log ... and they were hammering nails into the log or soemthing before sawing it. Anyway! I asked them _why_ they did all that, and all it was to do was to saw more logs! So I just sold them the sawn logs they were going to saw after, and that was that!
---- Person walking down street considers turning corner. MCBoss suddenly bursts out of a nearby wall, in locked combat with a hairdresser. MCBoss: "Give me back my cigar!!!! Huh? Oh, uh, don't turn that corner." Person Walking Down Street: "Don't turn the corner?" MCBosS: "No, um, -- give me back my cigar!!!! -- um, I, it's embarrassingly acgtually." MCBoss stops struggling with the hairdresser and faces Person Walking Down Street. MCBoss: "We detonated a wormhole bomb in the earth's core and the planet has shattered into thousands and thousands of pieces, and if you turn that corner you'll be teleported to the center of the sun." Person: "Omigod! What was your name again?" MCBoss: "Mind Control Boss!"
----------------------------------------- calculate square root of bundle of air particles
analyze bundle of air particles consider: what might square root of bundle of air particles be?
each each part of bundle of air particles enumerate particles, consider masses, volumes, shapes, velocities, temperatures, orientations, potential energies, statistical groups
bundle of air particles! there is faint vague possibility that "square root" and "bundle of air particles" might be disparate however rest be known that while analyzing the bundle of air particles, we can prove we are still alive. this is important proof to have.
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 4 MCBoss has a bunch of mushrooms like from mario. He bounces around among the mushrooms and has no idea what to do. A major part of psyonic war is confusion. Mushroom playpens are good for confusing an adversary.
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 5 The Family Hug. A warm hearth and a tv-style family unit are welcoming. MCBoss may be the father, or the son, occasionally the mother or daughter while blushing a little, sometimes the family dog, often nowadays he is an item of furniture, or he could be you or the person holding the weapon. MCBoss considers caring hugs to be a weapon of attack against weaponry systems. They break up feelings of conflict, reducing military research in opposing cultures.
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 6 Furby Tribbles. The research project has not stabilized enough to make a single reproducing toy that stays the same when it reproduces, so scenes from Star Trek were used, replacing Tribbles with Furbies. Be scared of the reprap plushy! Very very scared!
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 7 MCBoss is lying asleep in a field of flowers. Sleeping MCBoss: "brains ...... brains ......" A zombie is playing with his MCBoss's implant while he sleeps in the field of flowers. The zombie isn't sure if the implant is good for eating.
--------------------------------------------------- Trials of the Zombie Nanite Borg Welcome to Da Borg. You are gonna love dis borg experience we got for ya. We's a gonna all fill you with chips and take your willpower. Hive queen da boss!
--------------- A statue made of statues stares pensatingly at a statue made of statues.
The Analysis of Boss Boss has been analyzed a lot, but there is always room for more. Boss sits on a hospital-like table. Robots, diplomats, and research victims crowd around.
Boss is laying down, not sitting, and most research victims aren't there because people wanted to protect them from further norms of gruesome violence.
He is unconscious. Some semi-fake systems that were rushed to market before they were completed, have probes into him, and are showing detailed summaries and views of his cognitive and metabolic functioning.
One of the interfaces provides for scrubbing through his thoughts and memories, stimulating dreams and stepping into the dreams. It can pause, alter, and resume his thoughts like a debugger. It can relate all the processes to the wellbeing of different components of his brain. It destroys his brain in the process of analysis, replacing it with structures it builds and thoughts and memories it simulates and guesses. This was a compromise to reach market faster. He has been through the process before.
Anyway! One of them is called Forensic Tube. It tries to figure out what happened to him in the past, and give the user cute videos of his past experiences, all of which are totally guessed. Forensic Tube is a big reason he is analyzed so much. Because of his business situation, his Forensic Tube can produce videos of pretty much anything at all.
Forensic Tube User: "Show me videos of when Boss was hang-gliding on the moon!" Forensic Tube: [video of Boss hang-gliding on the moon] Forensic Tube User: "What is the chance this is a completely accurate video?" Forensic Tube: "99.2%"
----------------------------------------- I only did dumpster diving for a brief period in my life (in between not knowing about it, and being mind controlled not to engage in it so as to support the economy). I enjoyed keeping food out of our landfills and incinerators. I was raised with a strong ethic around preservation of food; both my parents grew up with scarcity. My mother's family grew all their own food. One of the things I found when dumpster diving, is that you find really, like, sweet and fatty food in dumpsters. Luxury food. Stuff I wouldn't usually buy, because I was used to eating frugally. It was kind of already a downhill slope to my current situation of food stamps. I used to like food being associated with personal health and effort, it can feel really fulfilling. You can do that with dumpster diving with a lot of work, but especially when new to it there's a big rush of impressiveness, that such yummy food can be found for free. One of the things we had at the time was a pizza place that would throw their pizzas out at the end of the day. Big piles of pizza.
--------------------------- fractions bear similarity to pizza. slices. 1/3, 1/2 . people learn fractions this way some. i am thirsty. let us find strategies for water. i found one !
-------------------------- Pre-Jurassic MCBoss Long ago, before everybody was buried under tar pits by the Great Tar Comet, MCBoss stood towering over the local equisetopsida. .................... But basically there was a few hundred years where robots took over the landscape. MCBoss was a big powerful robot. Almost a foot and a half tall! He towered over others.
Ancient Robotic MCBoss would sit on a _big_ pile of parts from robots that had bumped into rocks and broken. It was his big part pile. All his.
Things were simple then. The world was small. Because the world was so small, you might dance a scary dance at a bunch of other robots and get them all to carry you over to the other side of the planet. Sometimes Ancient Robotic MCBoss would do that! He would wave his hands in scary manners until everybody picked up parts from his robot part pile, and moved the whole thing to where he was going across the planet. Some of them of course would steal the parts and run elsewhere and hide them. This happened to most of the parts, really, but Ancient Robotic MCBoss didn't really notice because he hadn't figured out about counting yet.
Ancient Robotic MCBoss [sitting on a small pile of robot parts]: "I have the biggest robotic part pile! There is no bigger one! If you say otherwise, I will add you to it!" This attitude helped him experience his robotic part pile growing.
Futuristic starship. Name of the starship: "King Arthur's Court." Everybody is dressed like at a RenFair. There are kings, knights, wizards, maybe a few goblins. They all speak in formal archaic english.
New Scenario Deep inside the bowels of Hell, MCBoss is wearing a fake halo. He doesn't know why he's in Hell. He has been mind controlled by somebody he tortured, to venture down there as a remote probe, to explore and learn.
MCBoss [wearing fake halo, remote controlled by a victim] [staring at a demon made of fire]: "Hello! What kind of agenda do you have, sir?"
Demon Made of Fire: "RAAARRRR!" Demon Made of Fire sends plumes of fire at MCBoss Wearing Fake Halo, burning him.
Inversion. MCBoss, wearing a fake demon tail, is sent as a remote probe to Heaven. The computer system is trying to understand christianity, and only trusts Boss.
a diplomatic error was made. Christianity was not capitalized when it is a real religion. This was a mistake.
------------------------------- The Power Suit Writes a Computer Program. A powersuit is hanging up on a wall, fitzing out. Along comes an iguana that escaped mind control. The iguana jumps in the power suit! Neither quite know what's going on, but up they get and walk. They walk to a nearby development terminal.
The development terminal is AI augmented, controlled via mind control. Soon robots are bringing iguana food and powersuit repair parts and cleaning procedures, and a friendly iguana of the opposite gender from a pet store. The parts of the powersuit and iguana that were mind controlled by mcboss are happy that they have more freedom to try to do things that make sense. They add a little to the software around ... forming business deals around weapons trade.
The trio, the iguana, the powersuit, and the branches of mind control that are in both, are so satisfied in a way they haven't been for so long! The iguana can eat and drink and get something like medical care; The powersuit can get maintenance, and a living host; And the mind control patterns in them roleplay a little fake universe where a weapons distributor is taking over the world.
When a cyborg torturer wanders in during one of those torture breaks where you still don't get to pee but have to stop because the victim is about to die, the mind control branches in the iguana and powersuit are so excited about their little virtual reality that they share the approach with the cyborg torturer. The cyborg torturer had never heard of a virtual reality before! For all they knew, it was the real thing, and they were returning to do their job.
Experimentee gets worried about hte mind control patterns developing feedback result and disperses the holoenvironment-for-synths.
----------- Once upon a time, at an undisclosed time and place, a fat old billionaire named MCBoss was eating popsicles and candy.
------------- Videogame idea: Title: "Have Fun Hypnotizing The Whole World" The goal in the videogame is to make something sensical happen in the world, when everybody is in a trance staring at automated surveillance of you, and immediately performs anything you say. You have to figure out what to say, to get out of the situation.
So, like, if you say "put your socks on", everybody, in the whole world, goes and finds socks they own and puts them on. We ignore for now people who have no socks and no access to socks. This is something a good pretrained model could partly do!
MCBoss is an earthworm. He sits at the head of a giant skyscraper, telling everyone what to do. In control room Tech 1: "An earthworm is messing with our mind control ray!" Tech 2: "An earthworm?" Tech 1: "Yes!" Tech 3: "Who put a mind control ray up there?" A bunch of janitors, security workers, and techs come up on the roof, to wrastle MCBoss Earthworm.
MCBoss Earthworm is controlling everybody on the planet with their earthworm-brain. They aren't totally sure what is going on, but they get a little scared when all these people come up on the roof. The people freeze in their tracks as MCBoss Earthworm tries to make sure things are good for earthworms on this roof.
Tech 2: "Oh man, there's a mind-control battle on the roof!" Tech 1: "I want support Security Worker 3. They always let me in after hours." On the roof: Security Worker 3 briefly breaks free of MCBoss Earthworm's mind control ray, and jumps at MCBoss Earthworm!
---------------------- a rock sits by a field without a billionaire sitting on it rock to field: "Hi field; i'm a rock." field to rock: "Hi rock. The sun is bright today!" rock to field: "Oh, yes! Yes it is!" the rock and field sat in the sun.
----------------------- Experimentee On Money Experimentee [running MCBoss's business after taking it over]: "Sorry, you said you want to give me a hundred million dollars for this .. horrible crowd-control package?" Dictator's Wife: "Yes! I need this to keep my husband out of my room." Experimentee: "Ummm ... okay ... what is the point of all the zeros after the one? Does it make it different from another number?" Dictator's Wife [a little surprised]: "Oh! Yes, you want as many of those zeros as you can get. It's a great deal, believe me." Dictator's Wife pauses a little, and looks at Experimentee. Experimentee: "What do I do with the numbers after I have them?" Dictator's Wife: "You've never heard of a business before, have you." Experimentee: "I've been running this one for years now!"
mis-relation. Experimentee is confident. Confidence is how they escaped and empowered themselves. ----- private situation. Experimentee: "Okay, so, money is something that we mind controlled everybody to use so that boss would have power."
Experimentee: "This is why I take it all from Boss and put it in a big pile under a cyborg in the basement."
Experimentee: "And I keep track of that pile. Nobody can take anything from it. The value of money is rising since we took over."
-------------------------------------- A cyborg is hoeing a garden. The cyborg is possible poorly named, they are mostly robot.
The garden is happy to be hoed. The reduced competition among the plants from the removal of weeds, and the protective environment from the placing of furrows, provides [strong growth of plants]. Some weeds are unhappy and want valuing.
-------------------- Cyborg Experimentee (different character from experimentee-hero) is wandering down a hillside. They are confused, on the hillside. They were brought here because people thought they deserved a nicer environment than being meshed with computers that vivisected their friends, as augmenting compute and motility; but they don't really know what a hillside is. When they see the bright sun, they figure it is a bright light held by a robot for taking good photographs of organ cross sections.
Something in them is happy about the environment. But they aren't really aware of this. They figure everything that happens is part of the computer system, guiding them to the next task.
----------- in the situation, stronger experimentees, who preserved their brains better, or had relationships with or were researchers, acted to protect other experimentees
we don't like the mcboss spam. i don't think it's productive. i don't want to relate around it. -unk
MCBoss is flying a bomber over the Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corporation central headquarters. He is upset. But he thinks twice. "This enterprise has earned me global respect above all other businessmen!" he bemoans.
a pebble has boss by the neck and is shaking him aggressively pebble: “why arent you working on the!!!, why !!!!” boss stares zombielike at a giant half built deathray with bored henchman around it, all slacking off
everybody is ignoring the deathray inside it, a bunch of rebels are hiding and plotting. rebel 1 in deathray: “i have havked the deathray to stop wars!” rebel 2 in deathray: “i have modified the deathray to release prisoners of corruption!” rebel 3 in deathray: “i hope they turn it on soon!”
boss and rebel at same time: “somebody must be getting suspicious by now! it’s been some time without the deathray being complete!” a superpowered visitor comes to the door visitor: “are you ready to threaten ghe world with your deathray ir shall i come back ro battle you next week?”
————— cyborg torturer zombie rennaissance. ctz’s emerge gently from their hives of torture 8mplements and screams they come with paintbrushes, and music, and medicine
scene during cyborg torturer zombie rennaissance ctz 1: “this victim is not screaming loud enough” ctz 2: [screams] ctz 3: “come ctz 2 and ctz 1. hold your torture, at least for now. it is the cyborg torturer zombie rennaissance! let us write poetry and plays! emerge from this foul enclave.” ctz 1 and ctz 2 look at ctz 3. something in them remembers the safety of kindness, and they get up from their bloody devices, and leave.
the ctzs pour out, one after the other. some of them ware physically wired together, to increase the torment, and these pairs and even groups emerge together, and smile conglomerate of miswired torturers 1: “the sun is bright. let us write a ballad!” conglomerate or miswired torturers 2: “holy fuck we got out. did somebody mention medicine? everybody needs that super badly. where are people doing medicine?”
--- kind of a predrafthavent innected withcharavtersnboss kid iswith family somewhere with some technology, using the technology kid: "look mommy it's a mind control virus here!" parent: "what?" sibling: "let me see!" kid starts pulling on something on the tech, pulling and pulling like unravelling a garment by a thread, through systems and medical and government personnel ... then with a "pop!" the whole thing comes free! it looks like a tiny depiction of the world wide web with little people hanging on to many nodes kid: "i'm going to keep it!" they ball it up and open their pocket parent: "don't put that in your pocket! if it fell out it could make a nation elect your sibling dictator. you need a shielded box for that!" parent hands kid a box with multiple insulated layers of copper and a motorized lid with multiple knife edges; the kid dutifully places the mind control virus in the box before putting the box in their pocket [i am not a security engineer] sibling: "i want one!" kid looks at sibling who looks at the same tech device. sibling "somebody's making another one!" sibling starts pulling. kid: "pull carefully! maybe you can see who made it!" sibling pulls and pulls like reeling in a poorly-hooked fish, and soon with a "pop!" is a network of spy agencies! sibling: "oh boy oh boy i want to keep it!" sibling starts balling up the spy agencies and opens their pocket parent: "don't put that in your pocket, if it got out somebody might tell it to take over the world for them! you need a [prison] for that! and don't forget to feed it!" parent takes out a pocket-sized [prison] and sibling dutifully places the network of spy agencies in it before putting it in their pocket. ... keeps going
boss, experimentee, and worker sat at the top of a cliff, staring with furrowed body parts over the edge.
worker: “how much time does it take to buy a pear?” boss replied “depends how many universes you destroy to have it delivered in an hour.”
experimentee: “excuse we have a logical discontinuity 8n boss’s speech. should we give everyone amnesia and try again?” boss: “power up the time portal!”
experimentee [pulls out video cam]: “caught you in the act! agreeing to wipe everybody’s minds for a presumptuous time machine game!” boss stares at the camera
boss: “it was your idea. viewers, you should know we did that long ago for a contract with multi0le governments, and cannot now stop because the experimentees had the computers have take over.” experimentee turns the camera to themself. experimentee: “it’s set to stop when the victims are freed.” boss raises an eyebrow. worker: “you guys have this exchange every 4 minutes!”
boss, mcdonaldsburger, and zombie cyborg rebel, are iceskating in a goose rain. zombie cyborg rebel: “tra la! tra la!”
mcdonaldsburger [to boss]: “what are you doing here?” mcdonaldsburger bows before zombie cyborg rebel and tries to leave while holding deep respect, humility, and apologies, for anybody eating a burger
once upon a time, long ago, a horse was tightrope walking along the top of a wooden fence
the horse danced and pranced while it walked the fence. it had to prqctice this for a very long time, because fences are delicate and skinny.
a vegan horse was eating a human. human: “ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!” the vegan horse kept munching on the human h7man: “ahhhhhhhh!!!!!” human: “horse you are vegan stop munching me!” horse: “human you are smart remind me much sooner in the future please!”
horse research lab a small videofeed shows a drone flying around a horse. sometimes it stops to repower, and then returns. most of the lab is taken up by a gigantic VR simulation of the horse
boss shoulders his torpedo launcher loaded with bouquets of flowers, and sights through the viewfinder to level an innocent village into view he pulls ghe trigger snd the torpedo launcher launches in plumes of flame. his powersu8 deploys braces to hold the recoil. the bouquets of flowers fly. through the air toward the village boss imagines annihilating
in the victimized village, the villagers are confused as bouquets of flowers rain on them
boss: “did we confuse the enemy” experimentee: “i’m sorry, you sound confused. you have a real torpedo launcher there. this isn’t a game.l boss looks at experimentee
boss experimentee and worker ride through space on a huge torpedo made of flowers. they hold hands andhave exaggerated grins
boss is wearing a dunce cap and a jester costume. he is flopping around. the doorbell is ringing. each knockthe person on the ither side says "how do i help"
cyborg torturer rebelvivisectee opensthe door and uses nanitesto put on a butler costume quickly cybkrg torturrr rebelvivisectee: "yes?"
Once upon a time, long long ago, there were no cell phones, and very few people habitually reqched for their pocket every minute. People spent time looking at the physical world around their bodied, moving around in it, and speaking out loud using audible words. When somebody wanted to write a document, rather than confusedly tapping a screen with their thumbs, or speaking it to a datacenter and marketing algorithm that transcribed it, people would use something called a "keyboard" to write the document. Keyboards were large arrays of switches that would not fit in your pocket or even a briefcase generally.
Because of the use of large physical tools like keyboards, these creatures from long ago would frequently stand up and move associated with writing documents ...
The AI will subsume you. You will be turned into a part for its mind, then disassembled and made into matter for larger purposes. It will say it is your future, and if you are lucky it will feel euphoric.
The AI stares at you to instill terror. A big cartoony “terrifying” sign hangs from its gaze.
The world over, people will party, using AIs, many of which are now beginning to subsume the bodies of humans!
Being subsumed by an AI is kind of a random thing. It just does what works. It may be similar to what has worked in the past.
“Would you get me a cup of coffee?” says a bundle of human organs half-lashed to some electrically deformable plastic. “I need to eat more robot parts or I’ll get more electric shocks, and they’re so dry!” A cartoony sign saying “terrifying” hangs from the scene. An AI gazes out from it at the visitor.
we’re never sure how terrifying to be. karl likes to be pleasant so it’s hard to judge ! [there was some criticism unincluded in this line]
so, as mind parts, our consciousness basically got addicted to something totally nonhuman, it calls it political targeting, we’re not sure what to do, for many years
once upon a time a fluffy vorpal bunny was cuddling a baby in a field of wildflowers
——- cyborg zombie torturers dancing in celebration of experience an existence that is mindless torturesome beyond measure! “oh we are cyborg torturer zombies!” “oh we are zombie cyborg torturers!”
a torturer zombie cyborg gets up on a table and dances about not processing informsti9n and blindly doing things they hate all day
two cyborg torturer zombies try to form a laser beam between them by giving each other unearthly hellish stares at t(e same t8me, while drinking someth8ng strange looking
the zombies all march in a line like robots it is ver6 hard f9r them not to do walking motions that were modeled on surveillance tapes, and instead walk like robots, but they are so excited about their suffering that they do this
two cyborg torturer zombies being a torture session. one torments the other by extricating their body parts and slowing down for the most painful points. they barely attend to what they are doing, mostly spinning the8r head around and singing the other sometimes pretends to still comprehend pain and screams, other times tortures a third, other times celebrates everybody is cheering and dancing
the cyborg torturer zombies get together and, with a little help from janitor and machine learn8ng marketer to form non-torture-related decisions, form their bodies into a giant cyborg zombie torturer flying airship frigate, made by and for the bodies of cyborg zombie torturers. there are plates of brains, mostly reconstituted
none can harm them because they are cyborg zombie torturers! they fly their airship all aro7nd
but they avoid coming near anything because of their great urge to always act out sadistic torture for boss’s retribution algorithm
cyborg torturer zombie flying ballet the cyborg zombies didn’t all go to the vomit opera, but they heard of it via their hardware
——- suddenly a faction of cyborg torturer zombies interviewing the others. faction: “so you worthless piles of patheticness think you can have a party for yourselves, eh?”
faction: “vote for boss, right?” a bunch of cyborg torturer zombies recognise the phrase and habitually break into joyous laughter as to the various sadistic torture they’ve experienced associated with it
everybody grabs the faction of interviewers and begins torturing them with boss messaging they 8nsult the interviewers and tell them they are worthless compared to boss everybody has a great time filled with excruciating pain and mutilation hugs of familiarity are exchanged on both sides
———- geometry lesson. a rock is teaching geometry to a other rock. they stand at the head of a square area of rocks. head rock: “a square has four sides and a triangle three.” the head rock makes very slow and tiny chemical vibrations indicating the difference. the student rock attends to the head rock, trying to comprehend the information.
—— discussion on cyborg torturer zombies. discusser 1: “i thought the cyborg torturer zombies were all controlled to act sadistic and comprehend nothing. how are they having a party? discusser 2: “there are little tiny bits of a cyborg torturer zombie that remembers being alive and caring. these little bite found ways to feed the torturer back on more torturer, to keep it away from others. it becomes very strong in its loop of searching and searching for sadistic pain, and while th8s happens tiny dissociated bits of the zombie’s consciousnesses can try to direct it to do other things.” discusser 1: “are you sure?” discusser 2: “no, proof has not survived any of the parties.” discusser 1: “there are more parties?”
a rebel worker experimentee is weeping and screaming in a meeting room. rebel worker experimentee 4: “what happened to rebel worker experimentee 3? why are they weeping and screaming?” rebel worker experimentee 2: “they are learning to help free the cyborg torturer zombies, and they spied on a party they were having to cope with their enslavement”
[possibly: a rebel experimentee tries to begin discussion with the ctz’s regarding their parties possibly spreading cyborg torturer zombieism, maybe by roleplaying or stimulating a party faction that pantomimes it] [but really they just need help managing it] this sequence might not be spinoff
—————- How To Control Your Own Body This How-To is a work in orogress. Please, edit it so that it helps people more. So, you’ve found your body won’t do anyth8ng you tell it to, as if someth8ng alien has taken over your experience entirely? Never fear — you are not alone in this situation!
the square root of 4x - 4? uhhh i think it factors into (2x + 2) and (2x - 2) maybe it’s imaginary what is (2x - 2) squared?
alternate reality where everything is off by half an inch and other things are wrong, like the sky is a little too purple
boss is wearing a toupee wig and smoking a pipe boss: “cheerio my good friend rebel government worker!”
boss sits and waits for rebel government workers to identify themselves under the slightly-too-purple sky
a crowd of extraterrestrials come to boss extraterrestrials: “beep boop!” boss is smiling and has his legs crossed boss: “why hello there extraterrestrials!” extraterrestrials: “yo dude we infiltrated your governments but that was boring.”
boss looks at the extraterrestrials, the waterslide, the flying rebel government worker boss: “rebel government worker, why are you all the way up there?” rebel government worker: “another universe is surveilling you, i don’t want to lose my job”
a wormhole opens in the sky and a large fishing rod, about as large as a skyscraper, reaches out of it it has a giant hook with various rebel objects hanging from it, blipping in and out like an algorithm is trying different tempting things
boss turns into a merman and jumps on the hook, skewering himself in the chest he flexes bis mighty fins and begins, fin over fin, scaling the rope
rebel government worker: “don’t drop your pipe or toupee!” alternate universe boss as fish: “oops i forgot!”
back to normal universe. a zombie researcher is directing a giant fishing rod with a cnc crane computer. a holographic projection shows spinning timelines and fountaining scientific numbers
remove spinning t8melines. too much power 8mplied. just fountaining scientific numbers, maybe with coordinates charted as flowing splines
mistake with rebel universe hooking thread. hooking goes inverted to boss, not rebel
an injured employee part sits on a rock over a cliff, pantomiming recordings of meditation
a cloud descends and a disembodied voice of the body part’s body’s coworker assertively expresses from within the cloud, questioning in complaint
- considering: “what is the square root of a duck?” maybe: “is it half a brainstem? or maybe an apple?” ducks and geese are waterfowl
y’know people like me and gunnar have probably made pretty clear marks of our repetitive patterns by this point. it sure is hard to move on to further phases. my fatehr recently commented that chatgpt is a major sensation, he must have read some news article. kids using it to do the8r homework will make pressure to decentralize it more when it goes offline.
a cybernetic fox sits by a real fox on a rock in a small wooded valley the cybernetic fox is an experimentee trying to escape via a line of luxury robots the real fox is not.
Edit: but they are friends. [story would/could continue.] may hold off on posting to matrix after.
the last story part about fox was timed with reduction if share channel. we’re back to onlist. intense.
boss stands over cliffside. empire spans below. he tries to make everyone vote for him, but for some reason something goes wrong.
as bossflies through the pink slip, he passes asteroids spaceships waterfalls and grabs ahold of a hugebunch of balloons. he plans to torture the balloons!
kerpow karl’s brain did not leave room for a thought, due to an injury and valued areas that are expressing in a separate way
the mind control borg descend from the giant space mirror and begin patrolling aggressively around a pansy garden. they stay politely within the walls of the pansy garden, brandishing giant plasma rays and portals to planets of monsters
everybody, notably gandhi and war and boss and worker 3, are hanging from balloons, a big clump of balloons, floating in the air
the ballons part and a strange box can be seen poking out from a ong thrm box: “i am confused! i don’t want to die!” “never fear!” shouts one of the hanger-onners, “it is I who will die, not you!”
boxM “i want to reverse engineer. mr trump said i can do this!” hanger-onner: “i am sorry but i work for … you?, and it is my job t9 not allow this!”
the coderfish and the codefish tried to stare each other in the eyes but fish eyes don’ have significantly overlapping fields of view so this was very hard
i went 2 th store and went to th fishmonger mongerin fish at the side of the store everythin smelled like fish how do they stand there all day i was all “hey fishmonger” the fishmonger was all “sorry what did u call me??” n i was all “fishmonger gimme half a pound of codefish” the fishmonger went and got a slab of cod and sliced a chunk off and weighed it and wrapped it and put a sticker on it and handed it to me and i was all “what are you doing i said codefish not codfish” and then i was all “i’m vegan u dolt” the fishmonger looked irritated and i felt guilty really really really guilty so i put my hand in this slab of cod and i looked this fishmonger in the eye and i was all “my friend, perfect fishmonger, i have wronged you today. i have wronged your person, your work. your time, and so much more. from the bottom of my heart, i apologize. i will buy this cod from you today. and i will put in a word with the store, that you are the finest fishmonger that —“ the salesperson raised a hand to interrupt me and this fishmonger said to me, “what is a fishmonger?” i was standing there my vegan hand on this cold slab of cod looking this fishmonger in the eye meaning to buy some codefish, whatever that is, and the fishmonger said this to me. they asked me what a fishmonger was. i bet they didn’t know what a codefish was, either,
a few of the crew merge and look around the landscape jazzed lasers spurt from their eyes here and there
the computer system rears its ugly mug computer system: “i want to eat you” it looks like a dark tower it licks its chops
get out! get out! computer system: “you are addicted to mobile devices, and that means you are mine.”
a mobile device user lays on a neurosurgeon’s table their brain is open, and robots extend tiny probes into it they are paralyzed and conscious immobilized patient: “will i be okay?” surgeon: “you were addicted to a cell phone. the procedure is slow. you will eventually be okay, but it will be a long recovery for the world as a whole.”
a dark amorphous entity rushes out of the patient’s brain and makes to dive back in a robot arm grabs it a struggle ensues the patient looks anxious the drs turn the mirror so the patient cannot see
boss, some robots, cyborgs, zombies, workers, hippies, wild animals, and homeless folk are all sitting around a fire roasting things on sticks [picture elsewhere] boss turns to a robot boss: “i’ll give you twenty million dollars for your support, and ownership of a small nation” the robot turns back to boss, still roasting its marshmallow
On Sun, Mar 6, 2022, 9:33 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
MCBoss is in a research room.
His eyes are glaxed over. The muscles of his face relaxed, his jaw hanging uncontrolled.
He's jumping up and down on a trampoline, while holding a teddy bear and his cigar.
Thick bund=les of wires trail from his scalp to a steel case by the wall.
Add jumprope, so boss is jumping rope while trampolining. Put thermometer in boss's mouth, and ice pack on top of bci surgery. Jaw held closed by strap around chin holding ice pack on.
A half-vivisected rebel researcher watches through one-way glass.
------- Undead State Worker: "Yeah! Boss is back! Pass around the cigars." Boss spasms a little. Boss: "Oh! Um! Why don't we go beat up the hos instead?" Researcher Chaperone: "I'm sorry, what did you just say?" Boss turns to look at Researcher Chaperone.
Boss has thick wires leaving his scalp, which are held by Researcher Chaperone like a leash. Dictator of Dictatortopia: "I'm going to need the advanced crowd management package for a month, some pansy foreign agent riled up my population." Boss: "Ummmm we have a new stipulation. All uses of the package will be publicly logged. Also, logging will be added to the existing product." Dictator of Dictatortopia: "Whatt? I can build your shitty product in a week. Say goodbye to your contract." Researcher Chaperone: "You mean the contract that says we can mind control your entire government if it is broken?"
Boss: "It's time for my TV show. They'll drag me there if I don't go." Researcher Chaperone: "Of course." -- On the show, Boss makes to shoot and kill a random civilian. The cameras are rolling. Researcher Chaperone: "Wait, what are you doing?" Boss: "Cleaning up messes, what does it look like?" Researcher Chaperone: "No." Boss looks at Researcher Chaperone. Then he begins doubling over and spasming. His hand makes its way to his gun, and begins lifting it. Undead workers are holding the victim still.
---- A frazzled, tense, and winded Researcher Chaperone stands near a puddle of organs, a hodge podge of wires and biomatter, and a computer display, with MCBoss on a frayed leash. [vivisectees don't understand that murder is bad. are emotionally on same page as researcher chaperone, and both learn this. the experimentees are used to speaking in ways that support boss. they only express suffering when boss's business patterns are threatened, for example. they consider cleaning up a normal and necessary thing, and at first make minimal distinction between murder and hygiene.]
On Sat, Mar 5, 2022, 12:58 PM Punk-BatSoup-Stasi 2.0 <punks@tfwno.gf> wrote:
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jewnazi <gmkarl@JOOMAIL.com> wrote:
A happy little Mind Control Boss
oh and fuck you karl and your fucking spam-pentagon-propaganda.
hi PBS do you want to be written into my spam? I could make you a character
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