End of year highs rolling of the (literally true) comedy pipelines. We give thanks to Kek for training the Chinese: China’s Foreign Ministry Is Starting To "Speak Like Trump" https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/chinas-foreign-ministry-starting-speak-tru... Can you imagine the MFA training school for the poor bureaucrats being trained in ‘Trump’? “Good try, Mr Wang, but end your tweet with an extra ‘SAD!!!!!’” And we give thanks to Gritty for the gentle expressions of caring lawyers: Allstate Lawyers Fear For Safety After Opposing Counsel Threatens To Unleash "Long D*ck Of The Law" https://www.zerohedge.com/political/allstate-lawyers-fear-safety-after-oppos... "Pay up fu*ktard or you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Cajon? ... "Karma is a bitch mother f*cker," Hook continued, adding "You are going to learn that in spades. I know where you live pete."