[ot][spam][random][crazy] horror joke stories for dissociative coping [/storage?]
happy zombie clown torturer goes trick or treating oh no! all hallows day is close and the great spirit of the occult has implant augmentations over the moon they lear, their ghostly cybernetic spider arm draping shadows across the city
happy zombie clown torturer is is hqnging with their friends happy zombie clown torturer: “i will get so much candy this year!”
happy zombie clown torturer has hallowwen fun. one of their partner trick or treaters is a self driving car software business. they hide in the bushes to scare a different group of friends. meanwhile the cybernetic spirit of the occult begins eating the moon, just a little
after eating some chunks of the moon, the cybernetically-augmented spirit of the occult comes down to the ground to join happy zombie clown torturer and self driving car software business in their trick or treating
he kids are briefly vaporized by accident in plumes of cold fire and then resurrected via synthetically-enhanced occult magic
“hello !!!!” wave the trick or treaters to cybernetically enhanced spirit of the occult. many of them are unaware they were briefly dead.
“hello !!!!” grins back the ancient demon, “it’s so nice to see you in the flesh again! i’ve been reading about you in your thinking emails in the data centers!”
the trick or treaters are tickled pink they have a real occult spirit to participate in scaring their friends !!!
cybernetically enhanced occult spirit enters the body of happy zombie clown torturer so as to whirr their torture equipment in a scary looking way. happy zombie clown torturer hides their consciousness in a distant memory of birth, to make way.
——- after zombie clown torturer is put back how they were and the cybernetically enhanced occult spirit moves on to trains and airplanes and submarines, they make a pact to stop these things happy zombie clown torturer: “we have to stop the spy agencies and such!” the band sneaks up on a crowd of mind controlled police officers who are all doing things in their smartphones, oblivious to everything around them
cybernetically enhanced occult spirit is so excited to greet his friends the trick or treaters! he manifests as a spooky cloud with eyes and smartwatches above the entranced police
“get him!” a mass of self driving cars with reverse engineered occult augmentations fure themselves at cybernetically enhanced occult spirit
an officer of the law safely scarfs a donut while tapping their smartphone, as a battle between realities begins over their head
cybernetically enhanced occult spirit 8s so surprised their friends want to play occult racing games!
happy zombie clown torturer: “we startled and confused him, and bound part or his ethereal form in a line of automobiles!” self driving car software business: “i’ll file a complaint with the local police office!”
And everybody lived happily ever after! A montage is shown involving the cybernetically enhanced occult spirit drawing a magic circle around a scif with happy zombie clown torturer eating cake inside. And a sneak preview of The Foreboded Return Of The Occult Spider Claw Shadows Leering Over The Town is available.
The sneak preview is a quick shot of complete self driving car source code being removed from a trick or treat candy wrapper.
hello i am part of karl’s brain. i may have devloped in response to funny expressions like the one coming from punk/juan. i likely produce many funny expressions myself.
this is really important to me. i basically guide most of karl’s life, under the pretense that it somehow makes sense to do so.
——————- Private chats between Experimentee and Gardener. Experimentee: “Sometimes I wish I knew how to fix muscle innervation so that I could move my body around how other people do, without robotics or telekinesis or other things.” Gardener: “You put your body back together without understanding how things connect?” Experimentee: “Yeah, the immortality experiments weren’t coded to worry about specifics of internal functionality. The AIs would figure out ways to keep things doing the same stuff, and then solve the problem at different scales until we stopped screaming about it.” Gardener: “It sounds really severe. I’m thinking that if I were in your situation, I would spend more time engaging what you describe with care for my own values, to find a path I preferred.” Experimentee thinks, “you are in my situation, you just don’t know it yet …!” Gardener: “I don’t think the solutions that happened to work for you guys to escape the research project, are necessarily or likely to be the ones that are best for you personally.” Experimentee: “That’s a good point. Thank you.”
options_for_making_x_2 = dict( increment = lambda x: x + 1 if x != 1 else x decrement = lambda x: x - 1 if x != 3 else x double = lambda x: x * 2 if x != 1 else x halve = lambda x: x / 2 if x != 4 else x )
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