Haha - just kidding.  Those losers couldn't switch to save their own lives.  Corporate internet fails humanity - the common good demands some mechanism to sort facts from misinformation, and honest people from scammers, in the public sphere. At the extremes not covered by reputation and common-sense, cyber-hygiene, our cypherpunk solution relies on two main cryptoanarchist distributed applications - the blacknet information markets that identify anti-social criminals and the APster deadpools that take out this trash. These are their stories.