CNN thoroughly triggered that the Babylon Bee, and in particular the rash and offensive second article below, is gettin more hits than CNN and The New York Times combined on a weekly basis. CNN is so sad about this. CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: Is The Web Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site? https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cnn-attacks-babylon-bee-web-only-big-eno... ... "To put this in perspective, this is the same number of engagements the top NY Times and CNN stories on Facebook had over the past week," O'Sullivan wrote. "A lot of people sharing this 'satirical' story on Facebook don't know it is satire." ... I don't know who could possibly have predicted this, but the Babylon Bee has responded on the double: CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: 'The Internet Is Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site' https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-attacks-babylon-bee-the-internet-is-only-big... U.S.—CNN has slammed the world's best satire site, The Babylon Bee, after CNN executives realized that "fake news" articles on the website were getting at least as much social media traction as their own. "There ain't room in this internet for the both of us," growled one CNN anchor on the air Monday evening. "There simply aren't enough people out there for us to fool with our fake news stories and The Babylon Bee to fool with their satire. There isn't enough clickbait and outrage traffic to go around." Reporters at the media outlet also pointed out that their news was "much faker" than The Babylon Bee's. "They're obviously amateurs over there at The Bee," said Brian Stelter. "A lot of times, their reporting comes true. If you're gonna do fake news, do it right -- 100% fake, guaranteed, 24/7. They really should learn from the pros over here at CNN." "Stay out of our territory," he growled. On Tue, Jan 07, 2020 at 05:02:00PM +1100, Zigga da Bigga Trigga N.gga wrote:

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From the "week old news, but better late than never" dept.

Trust Hillary:

Hillary Clinton Slams Trump For Not Taking A More 'Hands-Off' Approach To Embassy Attack January 1st, 2020 https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-slams-trump-for-not-taking-a-mor...

WASHINGTON, D.C—Hillary Clinton has slammed President Trump on Twitter for not taking a more "hands-off" approach to the protests in Iraq that threatened American lives at the embassy there.

After Trump quickly sent Marines to defend Americans trapped at the embassy, Clinton immediately blasted him for taking such "rash, uncalled-for" action when he could have just "waited around a while to see what happens."

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In other news:

Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-flags-to-be-flown-half-mast-t...