​If the <insert here the worst bad word that you know> orange guy really builds the Great Wall of USA, I have two useful suggestions for all the Mexicans: - Walls are really great for wonderful graffiti and are an awesome support for quickies. I already tried both in different places and walls always work amazingly! ;) It's serious! You can ask to all the engineers and analysts of buildings here about the sublime importance of a very secure structure for this kind of passionate and intense act. See what happened with the poor Building 7, tsk tsk! :( I don't really recommend the use of instable supports like a Bush, for example. Nobody should trust Bushes. Bushes hurt the skin, aren't comfortable, will destroy your clothes and are a treacherous support. You will probably end in the middle of the plant and it's impossible to be discreet laughing very loud... Sorry, erotic disasters are pretty fun even when you are the unlucky victim, hahaha!! ;D Besos y abrazos! <3 - c. PS: - I swear I never thought USA could have a President even more stupid than the last Bush... Poor country, poor world! :( ========== *"La Migra (cruza La Frontera II)"​ ​ -​ ​Brujeria* *https://youtu.be/U0kCRbSyjmo <https://youtu.be/U0kCRbSyjmo>* [Brujo:] ​ ​ ¿Cuánto quiere ese coyote? [Mexicano:] ​ ​ Diez mil pesos [Brujo:] ​ ​ Pa todos [Mexicano:] ​ ​ No, Jefe, Pa cada uno [Brujo:] ​ ​ Pinché coyote ladrón, hay que joder al güey Coyotes rateros, te chingan la féria Siguen al brujo, te llévo por gratis Trae tú abuela, tú tía, el lelo Pinches polleros, viven pa' féria Te cobran tú sueldo y largan tú abuela La pinche migra te está esperando Te devuelven despues de una paliza La migra halló tú abuela en el desierto La mandaron a Tijuana pegada con palos El brujo tiene contrabando bien bueno Numeros de seguro y cartas verdes La migra la migra Te pegan bien duro La migra la migra Te pica el culo La misma migra te pasan por lana Mordidas de féria te compra todo Siguen al brujo, te llevo al norte Cuidado con ese alambre cortado Hay cabron ahi viene la troca Pa tras pinches pollos ahi viene la migra Larga tú abuela, correle tia ya Ya aplastaron el lelo La migra la migra te chingan los pollos La migra la migra te coje en el hoyo La migra, la migra, la migra, la migra *​Lyrics in English:* [Brujo:] ​ How much does that coyote want? [Mexican:] ​ ​ Ten thousand pesos [B:] ​ ​ For all [M:] ​ ​ No, Boss, ​f​ or each one [B:] ​ ​ Fucking coyote thief, We have to fuck the idiot Thieves "Coyotes" they fuck you with the bribery Follow El Brujo I brought you for free Bring your grandmother your aunt Elena Fucking Chickens live for the bribery Earn your pay and take your grandmother Fucking Border Patrol is waiting for you They brought you back with a beating The border patrol found your grandmother in the desert They order her to Tijuana bind to sticks El Brujo has good contraband Social Secure numbers and green cards Border patrol Border patrol They hit you hard Border patrol Border patrol They kick your ass The same border patrol let you pass for money Some money buy all Follow El Brujo I'll bring you to the north Careful with this cut fence Oh motherfucker, here come's the truck Go back fucking chickens here come's the border patrol Carry your grandmother, run aunt They've already crushed the slow one The border patrol, the border patrol They fuck the chickens The border patrol, the border patrol They catch you in the hole The border patrol, the border patrol, the border patrol ​==========​ *"Viva Presidente Trump" - Brujeria* *https://youtu.be/iGJzMzW3kuY <https://youtu.be/iGJzMzW3kuY>* Viva Presidente Trump! Ya sabemos de su onda, que un chingo nos odia, Su vision es ser el gran pito hitler wilson Habla mal de mexicanos, ilegales y mojados, Si llega ser presidente va ver bronca eb cada estado Long live President Trump We know the score, he fucking hates us His vision is to be the big dick Hitler Wilson He talks shit about Mexicans, aliens and wetbacks If he becomes president there’ll be trouble in every state Yo si quiero que llega ser presidente gabacho Por que el quiere ver guerra igual que nosortros Yo si quiero que gane el presidente trumpudo Por que si lo empiensa a huebo nosotros lo acabamos I actually want him to be president gabacho Because he wants war and so do we I want the Trumpy president to win Because if he starts something, we’re definitely gonna finish it Oooooodia los mojados, odia mexicanos Si Trump gana va deportar a todos Odia mi raza, ama su dinero Ese guero loco va empesar la guerra He hates wetbacks, he hates Mexicans If Trump wins he’ll deport everyone He hates my race, he loves his money That crazy güero is going to start a war Hey don chapo, guarda tu dinero Pa gratis te lo llevo amarrado como perro Yo si voto pal guero loco Por su culpa vamos hacer guerra Hey Mr. Chapo, keep your money I’ll bring him to you for free tied up like a dog I’m voting for the crazy güero Because of him we’re going to war El quiere guerra Igual que yo Hechando chingasos Entrale cabron He wants war And so do I Throwing punches Get in the ring motherfucker Habla mierda - de mexico Odia mojados - deportar los Quiere guerra - entrale cabron Ya hay soldados metidos en cada pinche rincon! He talks shit, about Mexico He hates wetbacks, deport them He wants war, get in the ring fucker There are soldiers in every fucking corner El quiere guerra Igual que yo El quiere guerra Entraqle cabron Soldados metidos En cada rincon Viva presidente trump! He wants war And so do I He wants war Get in the ring fucker Soldiers in Every corner Long live President Trump! Haci es cabrones me escucharon bien Quiero el mas pendejo para presidente gabacho Si quieres guerra? Entrale mamon El ejercito esta listo Con soldados metidos en cada rincon Viva mexico cabron! That’s right fuckers, you heard me right I want the biggest asshole for president gabacho If you want war, come on you twat The army is ready With soldiers in every corner Viva México Cabron! ------- "Don't let anyone rob you of your imagination, your creativity, or your curiosity. It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live." - Mae Jemison