Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. https://babylonbee.com/news/redskins-to-change-name-to-lizard-people-so-they... [truly sichening image not attached] WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin. ...