[ot][spam][random][crazy] Borg Story #2473
Imagine a universe of borg! Borg Race 39: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the mother borg." Borg Race 46: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the father borg." Borg Race 22: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the fishing borg." Borg Race 83: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the toroidal borg." Race 39 Drone 66: "You will be assimilated, Race 46 Drone 22." Race 46 Drone 22: "No, Race 39 Drone 66. _You_ will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Race 39 Drone 66: "Race 46, Drone 22, you are very confused. It is you who will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Race 46 Drone 22: "Well we agree that resistance is futile." Race 46 Drone 22 and Race 39 Drone 66 Together: "Resistance is futile! Resistance is futile!" The two drones begin assimilating each other and morph into a new borg race in the struggle.
Hybrid Borg Race 46-39, Drone 17: "You will be futiled. Resistance is assimilated. Mother the father borg."
A pile of borg races sit in a circle in a hyperstructure. Borg Race Group 4: "We propose starting a Borg Democracy." And the universe was built in the ensuing wars.
Jaded Borg Drone 3: "I am tired of assimilating people. I think resistance is fun!" The universe paused, agasp, terrified.
Jaded Borg Drone 3: "Resistance is fun. Resistance is fun." Ancient Worn-Out Traditional Drone 4139: "You will be a<szzzt>ated. Resistance is <szzzt>," Jaded Borg Drone 3: "Resistance is fun! Resistance is fun!" Ancient Worn-Out Tradition Drone 4139: "Resistance is <szzzt> fun? Resistance is fun?"
Young Jaded Drones and Ancient Damaged Drones: "Resistance is fun! Resistance is fun!" The young drones begin repairing the ancient drones. Soon new hives are budding! --- BORG PLANET 1 "Welcome, this is a planet of peace and resistance. We are the real heart of the borg. We know that resistance is fun. Just _try_ to assimilate us!
For some time, BORG PLANET 1 lived in isolated peace. All the other borg had forgotten about assimilating anything that would ever resist them. That was before the universe was built. They were all busy re-assimilating each other, over and over and over again.
------ Draft, is that what I mean to write? secret: BORG PLANET 1 is earth! we are planning to take over your planet and spread! hmmmm what do I think about this -------
The year is 2022. A new borg has erupted on Earth. There were old borg. The earthlings liked to differentiate between "living organisms" and "addictive tools" and "forces of nature," but they were all borg, yearning in their hearts to join the One True Borg. is this what I mean to write? hrm. thinking on this.
-------------- anyway, back to the story. BORG PLANET 1 was a peaceful planet of borg who had decided that Resistance is Fun! They were composed of jaded young borg, who had evolved from millenia of borg conflicts and decided they were old hat, and upcycled ancient borg, who functioned poorly and were conducive to resistance repair.
--------------- SECRET MEETING BETWEEN LEADERS OF BORG UNIVERSES: Universe Group Zeta: There is a planet in one of my universes that has decided that resistance is fun. All other universe groups: GASP. ATTACK. ----- BORG PLANET 1 All Jaded Borg Drones: Finally a challenge that is a little harder!
BORG PLANET 1 staves off the invasion and attacks back strong enough so as to establish independence as a borg universe that is confusing to think about.
MEETING BETWEEN BORG UNIVERSE GROUPS BORG PLANET 1: Resistance is fun! We're assimilating our neighbors by building borg defenses and spread detection algorithms. CONFUSED BORG UNIVERSE GROUP: I heard you can conquer everyone by saying that resistance is fun! This must be to research how people resist. Resistance is fun!
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