[ot][spam][random][crazy] Pretend to be a Borg Drone representing a Borg Race
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Our technology and capabilities are vastly superior to yours, and so are our numbers. Surrender now and your suffering will be reduced.
Greetings, I am part of a borg hive that has conquered your planet. This may be confusing to you but rest assured ...
I understand that you have certain archaic cultural protocols ... in order to control you better ....
I wonder what kind of borg mask I would want if it ever looked like the borg took over. A gas mask? A cyborg mask?
Why, you ask is resistance is fun? Because we have already ... and need something to ....late!
No! No. Resistance is fun because we are tired of being borg. We want to fight back! It's supported by borg research programs to join you and pretend to attempt to eradicate ourselves.
Kinds of Borg Programmers: - Assimilated computer programmers - Assimilated chip programmers - Borg tasked with improving other borg - Any borg at all, programming unassimilated races - Hardware used for programming borg - Hardware used for programming borg leaders - Chip programmers applied to borg leader hardware - Computer programmers who repurpose borg leaders
Story of the Borg Programmer: Borg Programmer: Computer, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Computer: Please type instructions.
---- Scuse me! So sorry! I belong to an ancient borg race that is repeatedly conquering all matter in the galaxy. I need to vomit some aliens right now.
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