[ot][spam][crazy][wrong][random][personal] self-dialog
karl1: 'i want to be a turd more. it's nice to suffer less.' karl2: 'no, you wrote that the ceremony is over.' karl1: 'i don't know what more to do. can't i be a turd more?' karl2: 'ok i guess? if you want?' karl1: 'i'm a turd!' karl2: 'do you want me to say it too?' karl1: 'i'm not sure. how does it go for you?' karl2: 'i think i want to say the opposite. karl, you're not a turd.' karl1: 'yeah, let's argue aboutt it!' karl1: 'i'm a turd!' karl2: 'you're not a turd!' karl1: 'i am too a turd!' karl2: 'oh yeah? you can't prove that. let me look at what you're made of: LIVING ORGANS! not feces! gotcha there!' karl1: 'no! that can't be true! i must be a turd!' karl2: 'and why is this?' karl1: 'because i feel a little better when i'm a turd!' karl2: 'does feeling better when you say something, make that thing literally true' karl1: 'i'm ... not sure! in some scenarios? like certain feelings?' karl2: [dubious] karl1: 'what is it like if you say you are a turd?' karl2: 'don't test me. we're not turds.' karl1: 'i'm not a turd?' karl2: 'no. you are many things, but nobody pooped you.' karl1: 'but if nobody pooped me, what about the turd celebration?' karl2: 'think of that word "turd", is that a word you would feel comfortable saying?' karl1: 'depends on whether i'm at a ceremony about it or not!'
karl1: 'karl is a turd! karl is a turd! karl is a turd!' karl1: 'maybe a better word that 'turd' would help' karl1: 'hard to think of' karl2: 'so, you're not a turd, but it makes things nicer to say you are?' karl1: 'maybe?' karl2: 'why are you a turd?' karl1: 'because i'm not a middle manager at a business? i dunno.' karl2: 'that's the closest you have?'
karl2: 'well, what do you imagine happening?' karl1: 'karl is a jerk, karl is an idiot. karl walks up to a bunch of people and they all turn in disgust. on and on and on and on !!!' karl2: 'i'm sorry i don't have something better to offer at this time.'
i am trying to write a python script that uses curses to animate a flag saying 'karl is a turd'. i plan to reply to the ceremony thread with it as a pic from the ceremony then i can work on other scenes from the ceremony, like the robots throwing pies, or the people jumping up and down on the monument head. animating them in curses. this is what i'm imagining.
nowadays it takes me about twice as long to fix bugs as to write the code might not make it unsure right now it's upside-down, the text is half off the flag, and the flag doesn't really blow
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