"- Sell our culture" "- autonomy" haha, that's a good one. Only a job recruiter could smile while spouting nonsense like that. -daniel That already exists (clearancejobs.com and others). There are actually

tons of ads all over DC for these services, most notably the "Life of a Secret Squirrel" series. Really: https://www.flickr.com/photos/clearancejobs/8634488049/in/photostream/

DC is a weird place sometimes.