[ot][spam] random adventure
look around
You are in Mutating Room 1. There are exits to the east, west, north, and south.
west
There is a vending machine here. A turning passageway ascends sharply northwest.
ask vending machine for soda pop
Vending Machine: "<whirr> <clank>"
tell vending machine to turn into a giant reckless warbot
The vending machine rattles quizzically at you. A single arm carrying a high-powered laser sprouts out of one side of it. The arm moves around a bit, every now and then firing its laser at a part of the cavern wall. When it does this, limestone shrapnel flies around a little.
tell the vending machine you made a mistake. the instructions were meant for somebody else.
The vending machine dispenses 1 bottle of Soda Pop.
take soda pop
You add the bottle to your inventory. You now have three thousand seven hundredy thirty one bottles of soda pop.
return to mutating room 1. it's different now.
You are Mutating Room 1 Rev2 .
look around
There is a fireman's pole surrounded by a small spiral staircase heading down into the floor. Exits are to the northwest, northeast, and south. An elevator is here.
greet elevator
Did the elevator flash its call button light in friendly acknowledgement?
greet elevator again
The light seems to just flash all the time.
press call button light
A friendly, greeting-filled chime sounds from the elevator, and the doors open. Inside is a man wearing the colors of the american flag, carrying a stack of encyclopedias.
close the elevator doors
They do not close from the outside. The man smiles at you. American Encyclopedia Salesman: "Going up?"
find the lasers room
You are back near your friend the vending machine. It was very hard to find this room again after the connecting room mutated. You have been through a handful of adventures.
how have i changed, after my adventures
You now have a Dangerous Patched Rope and a Set of Encyclopedias. You no longer have any soda pop. Part of your head is missing, and you are much more athletic now.
feel around for missing part of head
You find it behind the vending machine. Sorry, did you mean to feel where the part is missing?
yes
You put your hand into the mystic portal that has replaced the front-left region of your skull. It's a little chilly and windy in there.
remove hand
Your hand sparkles a little when pulled out.
tell the vending machine that i am a badass
A laser fires near your head, in a friendly manner.
go to the room where whatever you say happens
Is there such a room? We'll pretend that nobody has found it and used it to prevent other people from finding it because they grew up thinking this would help them be safe. You are in the Room That Does What You Say.
room, be a beach
You are in a room that is just like a beach
bask in sun
You bask in the sun at the beach.
Grow a giant lizard out of sand
A giant lizard grows out of the sand. Would you like to describe what it is like and what it does, or have it act on its own?
Have it act on its own
You have created life: a giant lizard. A brontosaurus is towering over you.
have the brontosaurus eat me
You have died. I am very sorry. You turn into a memory.
what is it like being a memory
Your parts are kind of scattered, and held together by spiritual validity understood by other lifeforms, or resonating in existing systems of life.
can i see anything
kind of: your memory develops meaning as the systems that hold it see stuff, so visual things do impact you
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