On 1/18/16, Rayzer <Rayzer@riseup.net> wrote:
> ...
> Awww... I really wanted the chance to wrestle with the suicide bear.


perhaps solace on a thrill ride of elegance and euphoria?

http://julijonasurbonas.lt/euthanasia-coaster/



don't tell me they're not going to build that either, Travis!  :o