Steve, my love, I know you're almost a chef and instinctively cooks very, very well. You're intelligent, fun, and creative, even with few ingredients. It's always pretty cool to get your recipes and feedbacks! :D
A little cardboardy joke to make you smile, seeetie... <3
"I went into a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any of the shit that was on it."