coffee shop goer who uploaded mailing list visits pet shop<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">pet shop owner has strange shelf-mushroom-like growth on head, with antennae and tendrils that go into scalp and face</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">visitor: “what’s a good pet to buy?”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">pet shop owner (with growth on head, grinning strongly): “how about a brain-eating parasite?”</div>