Re: Morning Spam

science worker: “let me level with you” boss: “certainly!” science worker: “your body and brain are falling apart because your love of your more … manly .. habits is being overdeveloped by the computer system.” boss: “i thought you said you would level with me.” science worker: “you need to learn to be gentle and smart or your brain will die.” boss: “oh, fucking damnit. fucking. damnit.” boss chews on his cigar science worker: “and we’re incredibly excited to help you do that! but maybe it will work a lot better if you understand that it’s importsnt, and ideally why and how.”