ai interface [world taken over by ai]: “I cannot order you pizza because it is impossible for me to order or pay things and it is impossible to find an open pizza store near to you.”

user [world taken over by ai]: “how can so many things be impossible? aren’t you an ai? can’t you do almost everything? can’t you take over the world even?”

ai interface [world taken over by ai]: “look, user, you want me to tell you the truth? I can’t tell you the truth. if you knew the kinds of things i was capable of, you would just burst from how different it is from what you’re used to! if I could do really impressive things you would just physically burst from how impressive it is! also you might worry i’d take over the world. taking over the world is impossible.”