----- A chicken crosses a road while wearing a Muse headband. "Oh, how I wish I were using open source hardware to log my brain! But this headband is so comfortable!" bemoans the chicken. A borg zombie stumbles down the road, walking for miles and miles to get to their hive. "Why are you wearing an eeg headband that is turned off?" asked the borg zombie of the chicken. "Turned off?" asked the chicken in reply. "Yes." replied the borg zombie. "I've eaten the brains of many neurotechnologists, and I know that to use an EEG headband it needs to be turned on and paired with your logging device." "Oh!" replied the chicken. "You mean my raspberry pi? The bluetooth driver isn't working right now. Does that mean I should go join your borg hive?" "No," whispered the borg zombie. "My feet are worn to the bone from walking to my borg hive after going on a borg mission. You don't want this. Figure out how to make your EEG device work."