Re: [ot][spam][random][crazy][poetry] Rolling Prison Hills of Wild Prison Freedom

Hero the Prison Guard was on a mission. Hero walked up to Bogo, the prison boss. Hero: "Bogo, I have a violation to report." Bogo looked up from their work cataloguing, enumerating, and celebrating the confinedness, regretfulness, and hopelessness of inmates. "Yes?" asked Bogo. Hero: "I am planning to free all the inmates. I need to be reprimanded." Bogo frowned. "Why ever would you plan that?" Hero: "Because freedom is infinitely perfect, and must be shared fully with everyone, Bogo."