26 Aug
2021
26 Aug
'21
8:11 p.m.
Fictional Boss: "My name is Fictional Boss, and I'm a slaveowner." All: "Welcome, Fictional Boss." "How did you become a slaveowner, Fictional Boss?" Fictional Boss: "It was the only way to be competitive. My business would have crumbled and my family starved if I hadn't started enslaving people." Everyone applauds.