On Mon, Jan 9, 2017 at 11:55 PM, juan <juan.g71@gmail.com> wrote:

Are you saying that politicians belong to a particular,
distinct race? =P

I'd say they belong to a non-human species, like, for instance,
rats. Except rats are cuter and less harmful.

Here, in Brazil, they say the same about lawyers... Several years ago, the biggest School of Biology of my country made a prank, saying that they would use lawyers instead rats in their experiences because there are more lawyers than rats here and the researchers think rats are much cuter... Ouch, it hurts! (>_<)*

> Well, I still prefer cats. I can live with lots of cats without
> becoming crazy, but I can't say the same about lawyers... You know,
> all the jokes about lawyers are not jokes, they are true! :P

Ahaha! Yes, I was about to mention a couple of jokes about
lawyers. You read my mind...

Years ago, because one of my friends, a famous troll and lawyer (no, the words are not synonyms!), I made a bet with hundreds of people. Nobody told me a joke that I never had listen about lawyers and I won a dinner. The guy is a real troll and took me to have a dinner with him in a pub where they had no soft drinks or juices and the menu just had meat sandwiches. I did not eat anything and drunk only water the whole night, bwaaah!!! :'(