Re: Morning Spam

intern (to rebel worker 2): “you put a mind control chip in my head!” rebel worker 2 turns toward intern. intern’s eyes are wide. intern: “i saw it on the unclassified video feeds on your site!” rebel worker 2’s face is split into three parts, part angry, part caring, part regretful. intern: “why did you do that??” rebel worker 2 pauses, confused, jerking a little rebel worker 2: “i had one myself.”