these two were in the non-canon thread but look to me more like the ones in this thread: the prompt for the end of the gas station could be like “now go and mind control the dump” —— boss infiltrates gas station snack shop bam! boss bursts through ceiling in powersuit, plaster and rubble flying throughout the corner store. a hairdresser carrying a boombox playing loud driving action music rappels down next to him and with a “zipp!” they are both standing in the floor. boss levels two machine guns at a bag of chips while attack mechs and cyborgs and accountants and special agents from multiple militaries pour out of the hole in the ceiling and begin interrogating other items on the shelves the attendant looks at the display aghast and contacts local authorities Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 2:37 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original boss [to bag of chips]: “i’m in charge here now.” [hairdresser aims driving action music at bag of chips] “tell your attendant to tell the police everything is fine.” bag of chips: [quakes in fear] boss fires warning shots into the air hairdresser begins dancing to the music - on other side of shop cyborg vivisectee is sitting down next to ice cream bin cyborg vivisectee [to icecream sandwich]: “they told me to come here and threaten your lives, that you were scum and we were everything, but i don’t believe it.” icecream sandwich: “keep frozen! enjoy!” cyborg vicisectee [begins opening icecream sandwich]: “for years i’ve been forced to do what a computer tells me without regard to even my own nervous system. it doesn’t make any sense. nothing does. but i think maybe i know what you mean about frozen. what is enjoy?” Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 2:41 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original boss hairdresser and a special agent from a nonconsenting dictatorship are crouching and sneaking around the aisles, aiming guns harshly every which way and yelling “clear!” and “go go go!” randomly attendant sneaks up on cyborg vivisectee who is alternating between eating and hugging an icecream sandwich attendant: “i think your boss um escaped?” Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 2:50 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original cyborg vivisectee [turning to look at the military-styled act]: “he’s in his element. he loves doing things like this! the children forced to run the computer reanimating his brain will be so much happier with boss content and happy like this.” cyborg vivisectee takes a bite out of icecream sandwich cyborg vivisectee [to icecream sandwich]: “it will be okay, my love, we always reanimate the families after.” [[review for mistake?]] attendant: “don’t you usually um keep your boss inside an office compound or something?” cyborg vivisectee looks at attendant. Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 2:57 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original reverse engineered behavior prompt: “go to a snack shop and hold up the snacks” Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 2:59 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original On 2/12/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
reverse engineered behavior prompt: “go to a snack shop and hold up the snacks”
it seems unlikely to me this prompt was made in the real world. i came up with the snack shop idea for conceptual adjacency. i suppose it is possible. Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 3:04 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original bagda bagda Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 3:21 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original --------- boss: "arright that's a wrap! on to the city dump! those fuckers will never know what hit 'em! MIND CONTROL! yeah!!!" hairdresser turns up the music all the snacks on the shelves in unison: "MIND CONTROL !!!" everybody except the attendant and including all the snacks piles out of the snack shop and loads onto a firetruck driven by an implanted fireman in a trance staring at their cellphone instead of the road cyborg vivisectee [to snacks]: "you guys can go back on the shelves now" the snacks all pile back out of the firetruck and back onto the shelves including a cyborgzombie icecream sandwich, moving rigidly with little outstretched popsicle sticks for zombie arms boss wails the firetruck siren as the hypnotized fireman drives! his helicopter follows overhead Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original hey that one wasn't bad it could have gone in the main thread. ----- boss loses head boss has misplaced his head he is sitting in his office, but instead of being on his shoulders, his head is over on the corner of his fancy holographic desk. he reaches around on the desk to find it, like someone who lost their glasses, but doesn't immediately find it. he turns his torso to the side, where zombie state worker is standing, and his head on the corner of the desk looks around with its eyes a little zombie state worker suddenly stands to attention and himself blurts out, "zombie state worker, i seem to have lost my head! do you know where it is?" the eyes and torso relax. so does zombie state worker. zombie state worker [replying to himself, gesturing]: "uhh it's right over there boss" boss's body pushes back its chair and makes to stand up but bumps into the desk and falls back into its chair Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original boss lost his head again Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:19 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original its time for boss to go dispose of bodies on tv for the show he's mind-controlled to do every day he still hasn't reunited with his head but when it is show time he goes right over and picks it up like it's nothing at all! he curls his arm around it like some depictions of a headless horseman, and sticks a cigar in its mouth, and off he and zombie state worker go Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:26 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original lights! action! cameras are rolling! boss and zombie state worker are out on the streets with a camera crew. boss is short and has only one arm free. they approach a pedestrian. when the pedestrian sees the pair he screams and begins running [we are censoring the part where the pedestrian is murdered for discussing the publicmind control tv show he is now starring in] boss smiles a winnIng smile for the tv cameras from his head aiming in the wrong direction as he and zombie state worker hoist the pedestrian's body and lug it down a brightly lit alley to a dumpster when they swing the body in boss's head flies in as well Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:29 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original zombie state worker: “boss you threw your head in” boss squares at zombie state worker, clutching something random in stead of his head zombie state worker jerks and tenses up and suddenly blurts out: “what did you say you sound all muffled” zombie state worker relaxes zombie state worker [louder]: “YOU THREW YOUR HEAD IN THE DUMPSTER UNDER THE DISGUSTING RAT WE JUST TOOK CARE OF.” Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:42 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original ---------- ... some more gross content is skipped and then boss is having his head reattached with the help of a few very advanced neurosurgical robots. seems to work again. the scenes from the show today are broadcast replayed on the sides of large nearby buildings Add star Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many<gmkarl@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 12, 2023 at 9:43 PM To: cypherpunks <cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original shot of boss smiling a winning smile from a head flying through the air next to a corpse