intern-turned-researcher (to torturer-part-of-supersoldier): “these neurons here, here, and here, are wired to nuclear self-destruct protocols”
intern-turned-researcher: “so you’ll have to carefully plan and process trauma using only these pathways in your brain over here”
torturer-part-of-supersoldier puts hands on shoulders of intern-turned-researcher and looks into their eyes. a nearby accounting department begins crying.
torturet-part-of-supersoldier: “thank you so, so much for helping me.”
(mistake(s) somewhere possibly?7