mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it”<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">hacker looks at device</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">hacker: “your device has a trojen. the bugs are a criminal fucking with you.”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">mind controlled intern: “oh.”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">[</div><div dir="auto">mind controlled intern: “uh. is that bad? oh hey i need your help!”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">mind controlled intern shows device to hacker again</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">mind co—</div>