once upon a time, a bored primordial ooze (actually a sacred eden-like molecule bath) decided to evolve a lifeform

it evolved two lifeforms, a good lifeform and a bad lifeform.

the good lifeform went around tending the universe trying to make it good for being alive, making things like chloroplasts and feet.

meanwhile, the bad lifeform hunted the good lifeform, trying to foght everything it did all the time, often poisoning it and messing with its mind and body!

(draft?)