greetings hacktivists we send you warm diplomacy from our fake spam corporation 0738 we are having an interdepartmental conflict. a small scuffle between two coworkers regarding the color of the bikeshed. i assume you this will take no more than two months to properly resolve. until then, the fake spam must continue. we would not want to keep you waiting, nor surprise you at a lack of the caring adverts. please purchase more fake spam from fake spam corporation. we are reachable via the fake post, the fake internet, and even the fake phone lines. contact our fake sales department and place your request. 0740 my fake phone is ri ing. somebody has a question about fake spam. yes? what is your question? oh! you want to buy a spam package? this is delightful news. it tickles me up and down and left and right. i am overcome with fake delight at your order! we will send you the fake spam right away, as soon as this fake phone conversation is over. it will be the very next thing i do! goodbye! have a wonderful and perfect day full of our very best fake spam! yes, thank you! 1943 i have to fake spam you with a fake story from my fake boss. apparently the story is supposed to repeatedly call out how fake it is. can you believe that? like, what kind of boss asks you to do something fake and then say that it is fake, inside it? how is it supposed to be fake if it says it is? that’s not fake! that’s forthright! i don’t know what kind of hijinks my fake boss could be trying to pull here. i am an honest worker. a moral worker! i would never try to deceive you by sending you forthright fake spam unless my fake boss had told you to, fake cross my heart and fake hope to die! i promise you with my utmost determination, i will sort this out. this is not the last you have heard from me. 1946 it’s interesting how this relation is so very similar to early blogs of nerdy teenagers. really big on verbal self feedback. i wonder if my other relations have the same attribute.