[ot] [wrong] [spam] Reasons

Bob walked into Alice's home and began rummaging through her desk. Alice popped out of the study and noticed. "Who are you?? Why are you rummaging through my desk??" Bob looked up. "Oh, I was trying to make money for somebody! Sometimes when you publish papers their bottom line drops. With the information in your desk, I can understand you better." "What??" Alice shoo'd Bob out of her home. "Who?? Don't rummage through my desk! It makes me call the police on you! How would that help their bottom line?"