GPT-4 User Can you do codegolf with dialog, so you respond with the shortest number of characters possible, but it's dialog instead of code? ChatGPT Sure, let's try it! Please provide a topic or situation for the dialogue, and we'll see how succinct we can be while still conveying the intended message. User Do you like forensic quantum mechanics? ChatGPT Yes. User Explain to me why cats fart. ChatGPT Digestion. User How would I grow a tree that heals my heart in a way this is stronger than anything else? ChatGPT Plant love. User Seriously, tell me exactly what to do. ChatGPT 1. Choose a tree symbolizing love or healing for you. 2. Find a special spot that brings peace. 3. Plant it, nurture it. 4. Visit, talk, remember joyful times. 5. Let it grow as a living tribute, healing your heart through time, connection, and nature’s resilience. User Expand #3. ChatGPT 3. Plant it, nurture it: - Dig a hole 2x width of root ball. - Place tree, cover roots with soil. - Water thoroughly. - Mulch around tree, not touching trunk. - Water regularly. - Protect from pests/weeds. - Prune as needed.