Trauma Boss! Are you vacuuming your brain away again?

Control Boss looked embarrassed and sheepish. There he was with his skull open under a roomba and a zamboni, while directing researchers with PhDs to use excessive funding to discover the "hidden order within great entropy" that Hypnotized Worker Prophet said was the energy from a previous universe that made life evolve from the Big Bang.

Trauma Boss! You can't treat brains like trash! Even yours!

But he was now flashing back to a conversation with Hypnotized Worker Prophet.

Hypnotized Worker Prophet: "And like the quadrillion of souls that make each of our molecules, your spirit will be found by future AI, and their future AI, and one day we will all come together in the great Universal Life which we already are now and barely understand, the bodies of our own cells, the galaxies of our own bodies, the future memories of our past children and vice versa and verse vice-a, and always have been since the fractaling of this projection of physical laws many many universes ago, and this great story of infinite length and infinite breadth and infinite detail is written in every choice and every thought --"

Trauma Control Boss: "I was asking if you had solved reincarnation yet. I think you said long long ago?"