once upon a time, long long ago, a hopeful molecule of proteins was thinking it could make something of itself
[some other non-canons are in morning-spam after the torture-victim-report sequence. some of them made [small/tiny?] sequences
punerism Torture Victim Double Agent Reports a Crime torture victim double agent walks into a police office he is very injured, covered in wounds that are clearly from violence. he is holding wads of large bills, many of them ripped torture victim double agent [to police]: "i have a crime to report" police: "yes?" torture victim double agent [to police]: "while slave boss corp was demolishing the apartment i'm renting, they dumped gasoline into the sewers." tortuer victim double agent straightens proudly torture victim double agent [quavering, then getting confident]: "that is against environmental regulations!" torture victim double agent: "i asked an AI and it said you need a permit to dispose of gasoline in the streets." police: "have a seat and fill out this form."